Looking for love!!!

JennyG73

Two lovely ladies are looking for two Mr Rights!

We would love to hear from like minded single men who are tired of being single and would like to get to know some lovely ladies. Ideally we would like to hear from 26-45 year olds who have a good sense of humour, enjoy a laugh, have a respectable bum!! and most definately enjoy cuddles etc.

If you are like us and looking for love look no further....write here!

Ciaran500

26-45?

smellybiker

Ciaran500 wrote: »

26-45?

Well i'm 26 Ciaran and Jenny is 35, so that covers us both!!! I assume you are outside that age bracket - under of over????;)

challengemaster

Looking for love? I saw him go that way *points*

smellybiker

challengemaster wrote: »

Looking for love? I saw him go that way *points*

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Well get him back goddammit!!!:eek:

challengemaster

nah.. I don't need more than one

The Queen

You should probably shower before looking for love, ya smelly yoke ya.

Sherifu

I'm not single, just came to point and laugh. k thx bye.

smellybiker

The Queen wrote: »

You should probably shower before looking for love, ya smelly yoke ya.

Purely username only - not relevant to me at all but a mere episode in my past where i was a biker which was a tad smelly as wash facilities at rallies were non existant!!!:D

JennyG73

Ok ciaran at least tell us why you disappeared or did you turn into a frog!!!! Do you need a kiss??????:p

smellybiker

JennyG73 wrote: »

Ok ciaran at least tell us why you disappeared or did you turn into a frog!!!! Do you need a kiss??????:p

He was obviously way outside our age bracket :eek: - what are your thoughts on having a toy boy or a sugar daddy??? Toy boys are good in theory but i don't make enough money to keep one and as for sugar daddys - i'd give anything a try - at least once anyhow!!

Have you come back yet Ciaran???

JennyG73

Well I like my men to MEN!! Boys just don't do it for me! Even better if they are rugby players. Over 45 might be acceptable but he would have to be young at heart I am not looking for a replacement dad.:o

A gentleman would do me fine! How about you ladies? :rolleyes:Gents are notorious for going for younger ladies but this shows them up as lacking for something if they have a 21 year old on their arm.:mad:

There is nothing like a bit of experience in bed!!!!!!!!:D

challengemaster

*calls randylonghorn*

smellybiker

JennyG73 wrote: »

Well I like my men to MEN!! Boys just don't do it for me! Even better if they are rugby players. Over 45 might be acceptable but he would have to be young at heart I am not looking for a replacement dad.:o

A gentleman would do me fine! How about you ladies? :rolleyes:Gents are notorious for going for younger ladies but this shows them up as lacking for something if they have a 21 year old on their arm.:mad:

There is nothing like a bit of experience in bed!!!!!!!!:D

I think we might end up fighting over potential men coz you have been speaking my mind all day!!!:p

I would definitely prefer the more experienced gent rather than the younger boy - altho you can always teach the young in the bedroom department - with the older guys, it might be more difficult to teach old dogs new tricks and all that;)

JennyG73

The older man 35-45 knows a thing or two!! And they would be good with their hands....men where are you??????????:p

This is a very quiet thread - have you sexy men all lost your voices....:D

smellybiker

JennyG73 wrote: »

The older man 35-45 knows a thing or two!! And they would be good with their hands....men where are you??????????:p

This is a very quiet thread - have you sexy men all lost your voices....:D

I fear that we might be the only ones to actually use this thread - oh god can you imagine!!!

Come on men - say hello to me and my little friend;)

AckwelFoley

Listen, this thread is useless without Pictures.

Snyper requires pictures, proof of identity and proof of age.

A man cant take chances now eithout all that jail bait crawling around the internet now a days,

Ok.

Im 6'4, ive a build that scares small children and a face that would turn you off yer dinner. But im sure you are not shallow enough to hold that against me

challengemaster

snyper wrote: »

But im sure you are not shallow enough to hold that against me

They might want to hold something else against you.. eh?

AckwelFoley

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/74976/54250.jpg

Thats a link to my pic.

Im only 30 dispite my balding scalp :mad:

JennyG73

Why snyper you take my breath away!!! You handsome devil! Only 30 such a shame ... as I am 35!

Sorry don't know how to down load a photo as there is no attach files button. Can you help?

May be a bit old for you ............ such a shame!

smellybiker

What you think Jen - should he be shortlisted???

JennyG73

I think definately one for the shortlist!!

Did you check out the photo Noelle? Do you know how to put a photograph on the page? Ok have figured it out just trying to find the photo. If Im uploading I think you should too!!!!

Watch this space!!

Jesus Wept

challengemaster wrote: »

*calls randylonghorn*

....the upper age limit was 45.

smellybiker

Yeah i'll have to search for a good enough photo first but i'm willing to download one -- tis only fair i spose

JennyG73

He says he is 30!! I think it takes a lot of guts to put your picture up.

So here we go chaps here is my photo taken at a the Mayors Ball!!
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No hate or evil messages PLEASE I am a sensitive sole!!;)

JennyG73

Don't be mean was aimed at you!!!

kerash

The thought of what will happen once Randylonghorn discovers this thread makes me feel a little sick...

Jesus Wept

I wasn't being mean. I was simply pointing out that Randyshorthorn isn't elligible under the terms you outlined.

JennyG73

I don't like the sound of Randyshorthorn, I am new to Boards and new to the members. Should we be worried???

So what about your photo Rigger? Not chicken are you...:rolleyes:

Jesus Wept

challengemaster wrote: »

*calls randylonghorn*

JennyG73 wrote: »

I don't like the sound of Randyshorthorn, I am new to Boards and new to the members. Should we be worried???

Yes.

challengemaster wrote: »

So what about your photo Rigger? Not chicken are you...:rolleyes:

Yes.

challengemaster

The-Rigger wrote: »

....the upper age limit was 45.

ah ****e missed that!

The-Rigger wrote: »

Yes.

er.. got confused there? I didn't say that!

smellybiker

Okay so the second lady who started this thread ---- COME ON DOWN ---


And Jen, yes we should be very afraid of randylonghorn but let's enjoy this thread for now and worry about him when he does find out!!!

JennyG73

Hi Noelle,

Well said!! I liked your picture you are very pretty.

Chaps take note, like I said two lovely ladies!!:cool: Well lets hope the guys have some balls and put some photos up!

Can't believe it, luca and abbey just split up in ER this is awful, they were meant to last the distance. If soaps can't do it we have no hope ahahhahaha

Have you a busy day tomorrow? Can't believe I have spent all day logged on to the computer - my vodaphone bill will be huge!! Well this beats watching tv all day lol. We must get together one weekend and review the replies if we ever get any decent one.

Catch you later:D

smellybiker

Yeah i know - luca and abbie - how sad. not working until tomorrow evening so i'll probably be attached to my laptop all day tomorrow aswell - but sure what harm:o

Are you working tomorrow?? I'd say the lads that have logged into this thread so far will definitely not have the balls to show their pics - ye can say what you want about snyper but he took action!!

There's alot to be said about a man like that:cool::eek::cool:

challengemaster

Well I would but 1) I don't meet requirements, and 2) I'm kinda taken.. atleast my heart is anyway

best of luck!

stepbar

They don't call this place "The Cuckoo's Nest" for nothing......

Jesus Wept

challengemaster wrote: »

Well I would but 1) I don't meet requirements, and 2) I'm kinda taken.. atleast my heart is anyway

best of luck!

Can you stop being a

challengemaster

naaaah..

Maybe you should start being one?

smellybiker

challengemaster wrote: »

Well I would but 1) I don't meet requirements, and 2) I'm kinda taken.. atleast my heart is anyway

best of luck!

So okay you've got two very plausible reasons - thank you for sharing them with us. but do pop in and out every so often - we really don't want to become the thread with the two sad lonely bitches in it!!!:(

Jesus Wept

I'm joking!

challengemaster

lol rig be nice.. actually, wait.. Where's that pic of you from the beers? huh? *finds* and you're in that age group too!

smellybiker

Okay you too, let's not turn this thread into a cat fight.

Challengemaster has two very good reasons - why, rigger don't you think so?? I'm intrigued!!:)

Jesus Wept

I couldn't be with a cat lover tbh. Cats are evil.

smellybiker

challengemaster wrote: »

lol rig be nice.. actually, wait.. Where's that pic of you from the beers? huh? *finds* and you're in that age group too!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
aw show us a pic of rigger, please, pretty please!!!

RedXIV

I don't qualify but i like posting pics

that and i never turn down a chance to chat to a "lovely lady"

and thats me yonder

smellybiker

Why don't you qualify????

For a looker like you red - i'm making a management decision to bend the criteria!!!

AckwelFoley

The Alpha Male is Back..

Hear my roar

*beats chest*

RedXIV

i don't qualify coz i'm a toy boy.....and i'm afraid of the alpha male there

kerash

Typo, he ment Athlone male...

smellybiker

RedXIV wrote: »

i don't qualify coz i'm a toy boy.....and i'm afraid of the alpha male there

How much of a toy boy would you be exactly??

AckwelFoley

Im the smug looking prick in the middle of the Photo.

Either side of me are my alter personalities. You cant see them... but i can :pac: