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Who's badder Werewolfs or Vampires

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,885 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Vampires are just stubborn corpses, werewolves are eight foot tall avatars of natures fury.
    Werewolves any day of the week.

    And as an aside, anyone who finds vampires sexy, they're walking corpses, you necrophiliacs. You make me sick

    Absolutely. Werewolves are Captain Planet gone wrong!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,589 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    LOL Manbearpig, half man, half bear, half pig

    Indeed, he's so fearsome he's 50% more than the average creature.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    As a sheep werewolves are much baahder

    (vampires are more evil though in terms of being sadistic etc, maybe they should make a vampire hostel!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,589 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    This manpig in the attachment (as seen before on boards) is more freaky than deadly. Always disturbing. He'll drive you insane.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Are here they're not zombies now, they have a brain and move like normal human beings therefore they are half dead, i can deal with half dead people as long as they turn me into when,

    People think of kate-couldn't-act-her-way-out-of-a-paper-bag beckensdale when then think of vampires, or worse still one of ann rice's whiny emo-vampires.

    This is probably closer to the truth.
    D'ya fancy getting jiggy with that, do you, DO YOU?

    Sicko's
    SDooM wrote: »
    Absolutely. Werewolves are Captain Planet gone wrong!

    Or rather Captain Planet gone deliciously right......


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    And as an aside, anyone who finds vampires sexy, they're walking corpses, you necrophiliacs. You make me sick
    And what about vampires going out with people less than half their age ??

    Vampires are much easier to clean up after, werewolf fur just gets every where.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    This is probably closer to the truth.
    D'ya fancy getting jiggy with that, do you, DO YOU?

    Sicko's

    fap fap fap
    And what about vampires going out with people less than half their age ??

    When you're a few hundred years old it must be kinda hard to find women your own age


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    I'll go with Vamps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭JavaBear


    Werewolves definitely!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    I suggest both sides join this:
    http://cmrpg.net/
    and form 2 opposing guilds and meet in a month to sort it out.

    Personally I'd go for lycans more than vampires, guess I just feel more kindship with rabid dogs than leeches, but then I suppose it'd depend a bit on which species of vampire, certainly not the Rat-Toothed ones anyway, psychic vampires maybe....
    http://www.haemavore.com/


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  • Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Underworld vampires like the female and male lead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    ha, I see my vote for vampires (not the poxy Buffy ones) was crucial - 24 to 25 in favour of the neck-biters :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    and back! vampires have all month to do their thing, werewolfs get a full moon, and still kick ass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Warewolfs.
    They're dark and badass!
    Vampires always turn out to be pussies...



    and whats with Atari Jaguar??
    Its an option in almost every poll here!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Atari Jaguars come in the night and kill, maim and rape everyone you ever knew and ever loved. You'll wake up the next morning to a desolate wasteland with only a TV and an Atari Jaguar to play. Terrifying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Who wants to know how to become a werewolf?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Underworld vampires like the female and male lead.

    Eh, the male lead would have been Michael, who was a lycan then turned hybrid.
    and whats with Atari Jaguar??
    Its an option in almost every poll here!

    An After Hours tradition the origins of which have been lost in the sands of time... well not lost, I'm just not 100% on the details, hopefully one of the boardsies who's been around these parts longer than me will fill you in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Atari Jaguars come in the night and kill, maim and rape everyone you ever knew and ever loved. You'll wake up the next morning to a desolate wasteland with only a TV and an Atari Jaguar to play. Terrifying.

    Sounds pretty badass to me!
    I'ld chose that over Vampires and Warewolfs any day!!

    And isn't it that when you bit by a wolf on a full moon night, you become a warewolf?? Well, thats how Christina Ricci became one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Becoming a werewolf through a bite is common in movies but not in mythology.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    Sabotage wrote: »
    Becoming a werewolf through a bite is common in movies but not in mythology.

    So they're more badass, cause there are less of em!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Werewolves dont tend to leave enough of their victims for them to become werewolves themselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    drink water out of the footprint of a werewolf?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    rain water? Interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,217 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    Werewolves coz they're scarier!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I think it's time we went man to man on this:

    Dracula

    - Has own mansion.
    - Keeps three bitches there.
    - Regularly seduces women outside of this circle.
    - Crossed oceans of time to be with you.

    Teenwolf

    - Won some basketball games. Had to revert to human form to win final.
    - Parents probably don't understand him.

    The Count

    - Loves to count shit.
    - All kinds of shit. Loads of it. Every day.
    - Would probably have made this a numbered rather than bulleted list.

    American Werewolf in London

    - Completely uncultured.
    - Probably voted for Bush.

    Count Duckula

    - Pretty funny guy.
    - Voiced by Del Boy.

    Teenwolf II

    - Nobody ever saw this.

    Vampires 3 - Werewolves 0


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 chuck_d_nun




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    I think it's time we went man to man on this:

    Dracula

    - Has own mansion.
    - Keeps three bitches there.
    - Regularly seduces women outside of this circle.
    - Crossed oceans of time to be with you.

    Teenwolf

    - Won some basketball games. Had to revert to human form to win final.
    - Parents probably don't understand him.

    The Count

    - Loves to count shit.
    - All kinds of shit. Loads of it. Every day.
    - Would probably have made this a numbered rather than bulleted list.

    American Werewolf in London

    - Completely uncultured.
    - Probably voted for Bush.

    Count Duckula

    - Pretty funny guy.
    - Voiced by Del Boy.

    Teenwolf II

    - Nobody ever saw this.

    Vampires 3 - Werewolves 0

    Ahh but
    The werewolves from Dog Soldiers, Ginger Snaps and Oz from buffy as well as the Entire british royal family tip the odds in the favour of werewolves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Vampire ftw. Being immortal and choosing who you kill is a big plus for me. Though I can understand why someone would choose werewolves/lycanthropes/loup garou (see I can do it too!) if all they watch is horror for pussies like Underwold and Buffy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    There's cool vampires out there like blade, i hate them emo kids that think they are vampires and buy fangs.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    The vampires have Christopher Lee in their ranks so they win easily!


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