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Threads that are just wrong!

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  • #812
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    I may be wrong on this one, but I can see anyone who tries to give trout any fruit gettting hit with the ban stick


  • #813
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    chris_oc wrote: »
    why don't you brig a nice juicey ripe apple for the trout tommorrow and leave it on his desk. he'll definately appreciate that so he will...;)
    Don't think he would actually. Unless it was covered in batter.


  • #814
    chris_oc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭chris_oc


    Salad Boy wrote: »
    I may be wrong on this one, but I can see anyone who tries to give trout any fruit gettting hit with the ban stick
    agreed... on second thoughts pighead, ignore my advice in the last post. i dont want to have a bad conscience following me around all day if someone gets hurt... although a pig's head for dinner sounds splendid. (pssst trout! dont eat the apple just yet. we could put it in his mouth after the deed is done!;)) WE'LL HAVE A FEAST TONIGHT BOYS!!!:D:D:D
    Pighead wrote: »
    Don't think he would actually. Unless it was covered in batter.

    maybe we could cover you in batter. how would you like that? yum.......:p


  • #815
    Keano
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,810 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    chris_oc wrote: »
    agreed... on second thoughts pighead, ignore my advice in the last post. i dont want to have a bad conscience following me around all day if someone gets hurt... although a pig's head for dinner sounds splendid. (pssst trout! dont eat the apple just yet. we could put it in his mouth after the deed is done!;)) WE'LL HAVE A FEAST TONIGHT BOYS!!!:D:D:D



    maybe we could cover you in batter. how would you like that? yum.......:p
    *sits back and watches the carnage*


  • #816
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,405 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Not quite condensed milk is it?

    Sure they'd only try and drink the condensed milk if they brought some.


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  • #817
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Don't know if this one has been up! Some of the junior brothers may want to get someone to look at it for them!

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055273705


  • #818
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    T'is wrong because you just know he name is Frank, he's 57 & obese; but you still wonna hope it's a genuine thread.


  • #819
    dfx-
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    The second line has depressed me on this Monday morning:(

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=55718528&postcount=10


  • #820
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Yea, he is a total metro tbh. Pay him no mind.


  • #821
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lol, a metro with a black belt in karate ... a skill which he will no doubt be anxious to demonstrate to you when he sees that! :D:D


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  • #822
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    He has a pink belt I bet.


  • #823
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    A sparkly pink belt at that...


  • #824
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Doubt it ... 'twould clash with his hair, and that would never do! :D


  • #825
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Ah but would his hair not clash with everything? ;):D


  • #826
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    You do have a point ...


  • #827
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Nice and misleading

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=55754292#post55754292


  • #828
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Hide the scissors Brothers.........

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055282662


  • #829
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    Thrill wrote: »
    Hide the scissors Brothers.........

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055282662

    just reading that, complete psychos.


  • #830
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Sickening.


  • #831
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Sickening.

    Trying to spread they're own particular brand of filth!


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  • #832
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,405 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Sickening.

    And having it in a pub too! Starbucks obviously don't want their sort hanging around.


  • #833
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Sickening.
    That's like going to the races but where only the jockeys run around. What's the point!


  • #834
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    Don1 wrote: »
    That's like going to the races but where only the jockeys run around. What's the point!

    dont they have a name for that?...athletics?


  • #835
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    No, they're steroid filled mutants.


  • #836
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,405 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Brothers, the Strike Team may have a new enemy


  • #837
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Zaph wrote: »
    Brothers, the Strike Team may have a new enemy

    Piddy da fool!


  • #838
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Zaph wrote: »
    Brothers, the Strike Team may have a new enemy
    I thought at first that his death should be quick and painless, but no, a Yore Ma's piniata would be good..........


  • #839
    dfx-
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    Summary site ban in order

    "Problem drinking"

    Hmmph.


  • #840
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    A bit more growth and it tickle when he goes diving

    Click me


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  • #841
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Don1 wrote: »
    That's like going to the races but where only the jockeys run around. What's the point!

    You can't beat watching fine fillies;)


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