Chant of the Week Thread

Guy:Incognito · 28-01-2008 10:56PM

county wrote: »

:eek:

Yeah, maybe celerbrated was the wrong choice of word on his part given the opposition.

_blank_ · 28-01-2008 11:33PM

Playing one of the "regional" teams full of inbred rednecks. Or to a certain drink driving Cork "hero"

"Your sister is your mother
Your cousin is your brother
You all fúck one another
The _whatever_ family"

"Small town in Munster, you're just a small town in Munster
Small town in Munnnn-ster
You're just a small town in Mun-ster"

The "Andy Goram" song gets an airing at another Cork lad who had half a season in Dublin. That's always good fun

Ronan|Raven · 29-01-2008 10:31AM

At least we get to sing the Athlone song this season..

_blank_ · 29-01-2008 10:32AM

Ronan|Raven wrote: »

At least we get to sing the Athlone song this season..

Down to the Shelbourne, you're going down to the Shelbourne, down to the Shelllll-bourrrrne, you're going down to the Shel-bourne

Mr Alan · 29-01-2008 10:48AM

DesF wrote: »

"Your sister is your mother
Your cousin is your brother
You all fúck one another
The _whatever_ family"

always a favourite when either of the Neville brothers is in town!

I always liked.....

"In for a week, and out for a month,
In for a week, and out for a month,
In for a week, and out for a month,
Duncan is a tampon!"

In reference to "big" duncan ferguson.

wouldnt sing it to his face mind!

An Citeog · 29-01-2008 11:36AM

Mr Alan wrote: »

In reference to "big" duncan ferguson.

wouldnt sing it to his face mind!

At least Everton found him a suitable training regime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmPqfeBLRAA

WhiteWashMan · 29-01-2008 01:04PM

i went to see leeds v bradford at ellend road about 5-6 years ago, and bradford had already been relegated.
Leads were 5-0 up i think at the time, and all the leeds supporters were singing

'youre going down your are,
youre going down you are,
youre going down
youre going down you are....'

When the entire 300o visiting bradford supporters all stood up at once, waved their hands above their heads from side to side, and sang

'farewell, so long, auf weidersehen, goodbye'

to which the entirety of the leeds supporters, all three side of the ground, stood up and gave them a standing ovation.

classic stuff.

WhiteWashMan · 29-01-2008 01:05PM

oh, and of course when i used to watch shamrock rovers every week, it would be 'insert team here, wnak wnak wnak'

we had our thinking hats on those days

iregk · 29-01-2008 02:14PM

One of my fav chants ever was last season Spurs -v- Blackburn. Blackburn fans notorious for not traveling anywhere had about 100 at the game.

Spurs: "What times your mini bus, what times your mini bus..."

BBurn: "came in a taxi, we only came in a taxi..."

The whole of the lane gave that 100 fans a standing ovation...

Collie D · 29-01-2008 03:36PM

An oldie but a goodie. At Elland Road a few years back for Leeds v Man U (sitting with Leeds fans as an away supporter is not an experience I'd recommend btw).

End of season game and tannoy announces a season record attendance of 40odd thousand. Cue the whole away end standing up and giving a slow hand clap before bursting into "You only came to see Man United".

Also one that maybe one of you Shels boys could shed some light on. Years ago again. Bohs v Shels when Pat Fenlon was still playing...every time he touched the ball, Bohs fans started singing "He robs the phones...he robs the phones..Fenlon robs the phones". This happened at least once that season...never knew what they were on about.

lordgoat · 29-01-2008 04:52PM

First West Ham game of the season. Graham Poll is the ref, he gives some player a yellow card and instantly the fans break into:

Two more, he only needs two more.

It's my fav chant of the season so far.

KevIRL · 29-01-2008 04:58PM

Leeds v's Ipswich (I think)

Leeds were about 5th last, Ipswich were all but relegated.

Leeds fans start up a 'goin down, goin down, goin down chant'

All the Ipswich lads in reply 'So are we, so are we, so are we'

During the FA Cup final last year (after the Jose dog fiasco)

"Morinhio are you listenin
Cause we heard your dog went missin.
We heard him bark,
so we fed him to Park
Walkin in a stir fry wonderland"

jimmyboy · 29-01-2008 06:43PM

Bohs fans b4 moving:
"Who need Ibramivic, we sold our football pitch",
ireland away to Czech, Hunt getting booed everytime he touches the ball:
"there's only 1 stephen Hunt, there's only 1 stephen hunt,
Another knee in the head and he'll have Cech dead........."
and of course
"we won the eurovision more than you"- love that 1

OPENROAD · 30-01-2008 12:00AM

Not original but funny all the same when Joey Barton came on tonight.

"You're supposed to be in jail"

keltoms · 16-04-2008 06:07PM

he'll shoot,
he'll score,
he'll eat ur labrador,
hes park ji sung!!!!!!!!!

Thanx 4 The Fish · 16-04-2008 06:33PM

When FSP was at Blackburn

Pongolle, Pongolle he's Sinama Pongolle,
He's got no song coz his name's too long,
He's Sinama Pongolle.

Eirebear · 16-04-2008 07:04PM

keltoms wrote: »

he'll shoot,
he'll score,
he'll eat ur labrador,
hes park ji sung!!!!!!!!!

And yet Rangers fans have been described as racist for

Nakamura ate my dog (ate my dog)
He sliced it
Diced it
And put it in a wok
Oh Namakamura ate my dog! (Ate my dog!)

Nakamura ate my Cat! (Ate my cat)
He Sliced it
Grilled it
And shoved it in a bap
Oh Nakamura ate my cat! (ate my cat!)

truly disgusting the gers fans are....

Gavin "shels" · 16-04-2008 07:38PM

Only noticed this thread now. When we playing Sporting Fingal in the League Cup, we sang a song about there 30 or so singing support:

"Liam Buckeys rent boys,
Your only Liam Buckleys rents boys."

Liam Buckley being there manager.

Xavi6 · 17-04-2008 01:29AM

Newcastle fans against Pompey last week -

(To the tune of 'Let It Be')

"When we find ourselves in times of trouble,
Kevin Keegan comes to me.
Speaking words of wisdom, Geremi!
Geremi, Geremi, Geremi, Geremi.
There will be an answer.
Geremi!"

Eirebear · 17-04-2008 01:37AM

Celtic fans to darcheville: "your just a fat eddie murphy!"

Rangers fans to the tune of yor just to good to be true:
Oh Carlos Cuellar
you are the love of my life
oh carlos cuellar
well let you shag our wife
oh carlos cuellar
we want curly hair too!

Xavi6 · 17-04-2008 03:52AM

Eirebear wrote: »

Rangers fans to the tune of yor just to good to be true:
Oh Carlos Cuellar
you are the love of my life
oh carlos cuellar
well let you shag our wife
oh carlos cuellar
we want curly hair too!

Complete rip off! Christian Dailly is the original from when he was on loan at Southampton.

dobsdave · 17-04-2008 09:17AM

Saw this on the BBC website,

Arsenal Fans at the CL 1st leg,
Greeting Liverpool substitute Voronin:

"Fat Paris Hilton,
You're just a fat Paris Hilton"

citytillidie · 17-04-2008 10:08AM

Liverpool fans singing were going to bounce in a minute bounce in a minute

before breaking in this chant

His Armband proved he was a red
Torres Torres
You'll Never Walk Alone It Said
Torres Torres
We Bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball and scores again
Fernando Torres Liverpools Number 9

*Then start bouncing and continuing the chant*

Na Na Na Na Na and so on.

kev_s88 · 17-04-2008 10:24AM

DesF wrote: »

Down to the Shelbourne, you're going down to the Shelbourne, down to the Shelllll-bourrrrne, you're going down to the Shel-bourne

is been a few years since i was at a Shels game but i remember the brilliant chants at the Bohs games back when Roddy Collins was the manager

to the tune of Daydream Believer

"cheer up Roddy Collins,oh what can it mean,
to a f*cked gypsy bastard and a sh*te football team"

monkey9 · 17-04-2008 10:27AM

I remember earlier on this season when Jol was still at Spurs and they were down near the bottom of the league. They were away at West Ham and they started singing at the West Ham fans slagging them about how Spurs always buy West Ham players and that they are just a feeder club to which the West Ham fans responded to by singing "That's why you're going down, that's why you're going down"

Or Portsmouth away at Utd in the F.A Cup after they'd scored the peno. The last time Pompey won the F.A Cup was in 1939 so they started singing

"World War III,
I hope we don't start World War III
hope we don't start World War III
hope we don't start World War III"

Xavi6 · 17-04-2008 10:37AM

I may have posted this already but who cares?!

City fans to United fans after 75 mins at OT -

"We can see you, we can see you
WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT!
We...can...see...you...sneaking...out!"

I lol'd.....a lot!

SantryRed · 18-04-2008 11:59AM

When I was over at the Watford game in the Hawthorns, while we were one nil up we were singing:

''One nil, to the football team,
One nil, to the football team,
One nil, to the football team,
One nil, to the football team,''

Over and over again:D

Nalz · 18-04-2008 12:04PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

I may have posted this already but who cares?!

City fans to United fans after 75 mins at OT -

"We can see you, we can see you
WE CAN SEE YOU SNEAKING OUT!
We...can...see...you...sneaking...out!"

I lol'd.....a lot!

how did we lose twice to those donkeys

Eirebear · 18-04-2008 12:13PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Complete rip off! Christian Dailly is the original from when he was on loan at Southampton.

yeah Motherwell fans sang it for one of their old players too.....still a good one though!

citytillidie · 18-04-2008 12:23PM

I quite like the one we had going during the 2006 FAI Cup final with Pats.

1-0 and they F'ed it up
2-1 and they F'ed it up
3-2 and they F'ed it up
4-3 and we won the cup.

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