what would you do - seriously

LouOB · 15-04-2008 01:31PM #1

:Ok men, you meet a girl and realise you could spend your life with her.
But your a BGRH brother - so no gussy feelings are allowed to show:p

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I grew up with sisters and have no male friends
So, this is for science purposes only:o

justsomebloke · 15-04-2008 01:37PM

chain her to the bed with a big enough chain to reach the cooker and sink

Pighead · 15-04-2008 01:40PM

Salad Boy wrote: »

chain her to the bed with a big enough chain to reach the cooker and sink

Pigheads guessing you haven't had too many long term relationships Mr Salad Caveman.

justsomebloke · 15-04-2008 01:44PM

your right pig head I haven't had many long term relationships as the current one I am in has lasted over 10 years.

Pighead · 15-04-2008 01:45PM

Salad Boy wrote: »

your right pig head I haven't had many long term relationships as the current one I am in has lasted over 10 years.

Knew it. Pigheads never far wrong when it comes to talking about relationship issues. :cool:

LouOB · 15-04-2008 01:47PM

Salad Boy wrote: »

chain her to the bed with a big enough chain to reach the cooker and sink

been there done that
he was just in it for the food:D
me - i got free bed and board (bored)

any real answers outta there

Rob_l · 15-04-2008 01:49PM

LouOB wrote: »

:Ok men, you meet a girl and realise you could spend your life with her.
But your a BGRH brother - so no gussy feelings are allowed to show:p

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I grew up with sisters and have no male friends
So, this is for science purposes only:o

How do I know if Im going to spend the rest of my life with someone?
Have I been playing with the time machine again?

That got me in so much trouble the last time why would i do that again?

Rob_l · 15-04-2008 01:50PM

LouOB wrote: »

been there done that
he was just in it for the food:D
me - i got free bed and board (bored)

any real answers outta there

Im not sure what you mean obviously if you feel there is long term potential then you must somehow communicate this eh

I believe the standard practise in these parts is a marriage proposal though I dont know why people do that

Edit: PS: is this a PI type thing?

justsomebloke · 15-04-2008 01:56PM

LouOB wrote: »

been there done that
he was just in it for the food:D
me - i got free bed and board (bored)

any real answers outta there

ok buy property together

Don1 · 15-04-2008 02:00PM

Slap on the arse and a wink. That's as far as long term intention should go. After that it's purely accidental...........

citytillidie · 15-04-2008 02:03PM

LouOB wrote: »

:Ok men, you meet a girl and realise you could spend your life with her.
But your a BGRH brother - so no gussy feelings are allowed to show:p

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I grew up with sisters and have no male friends
So, this is for science purposes only:o

I will let you know what i meet her

The Hill Billy · 15-04-2008 02:08PM

Don1 wrote: »

Slap on the arse and a wink.

I'd change that slightly to be a "condescending slap on the arse."

Don't wink - you may miss a key moment while watching sport / pron / whatever (unless you have Sky+ of course).

minidazzler · 15-04-2008 02:13PM

Don1 wrote: »

Slap on the arse and a wink. That's as far as long term intention should go. After that it's purely accidental...........

I agree.

Slow Motion · 15-04-2008 03:42PM

Don1 wrote: »

Slap on the arse and a wink........

And tell her to get you a beer from the fridge while she is in the kitchen making rasher sambos to keep you going until she makes dinner!

Ginny · 15-04-2008 04:12PM

Huh I just came from PI?

Rob_l · 15-04-2008 04:15PM

GinnyJo wrote: »

Huh I just came from PI?

Did you get the advise you were looking for?

Ginny · 15-04-2008 04:18PM

I could be mean and say I went in there to get cheered up:D
Nah popped in to see if my nuggets were needed for anyone, suprise suprise they weren't:D

Rob_l · 15-04-2008 04:19PM

GinnyJo wrote: »

I could be mean and say I went in there to get cheered up:D
Nah popped in to see if my nuggets were needed for anyone, suprise suprise they weren't:D

:eek::eek::eek:

nuggets needed

Mr. CooL ICE · 15-04-2008 04:23PM

Stick her head underneath the duvet and fart. She will feel the warmth all throughout her nostrils (fart again, and she will taste your love)

Pj! · 15-04-2008 06:29PM

Tough question Lou.

I'd say we are not all as tough or manly when we are with our OHs. So from private time I think the lass should have a fair idea.
As for when we are with friends, dont hope for too much. A few of those 'in love eye contacts' followed by a warm smile (when the lads aint looking of course) is as much as could be expected.

But we all differ. Many of the previous answers may well be very serious. There may be many worse to come.

Wazdakka · 15-04-2008 06:33PM

LordChessington wrote: »

Stick her head underneath the duvet and fart. She will feel the warmth all throughout her nostrils (fart again, and she will taste your love)

Ahh the Dutch oven...
Problem is that they are in the right area for giving you a swift elbow to the nadgers..

Will · 15-04-2008 06:39PM

easy answer, dutch oven the woman. If she finds it funny she can stay, if not boot her.

trout · 15-04-2008 07:22PM

I asked mrs trout ... "back in the day ... how did I show you, you were the one ?"

When she stops laughing, I'll be sure to post back. Might take a while.

patrickc · 15-04-2008 09:21PM

trout wrote: »

I asked mrs trout ... "back in the day ... how did I show you, you were the one ?"

When she stops laughing, I'll be sure to post back. Might take a while.

ha very good, seriously though is this not is a PI thing....

takola · 15-04-2008 09:37PM

Strangest thread I've walked into in BGRH. I like it!

But if you're looking for serious answers Lou I'd take it...(

) Well to be honest, I'm not sure where to take it but here is not the right place.

The brothers aren't the type to show affection (bar the odd pat on the bum of course). Just look how they panic at the idea of it!

Zaph · 15-04-2008 09:46PM

takola wrote: »

But if you're looking for serious answers Lou I'd take it...() Well to be honest, I'm not sure where to take it but here is not the right place.

Agreed, I is rightly confused after these.

LouOB wrote: »

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

LouOB wrote: »

any real answers outta there

Lou either wants serious answers, in which case I'm in before the lock, or BGRH answers, in which case there won't be many "real" answers.

BTW, love the old-school Zaphod tak

johnnyskeleton · 15-04-2008 09:46PM

LouOB wrote: »

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I take it from your other posts you're not a dude and asking this question from the other side. When you lecture him for half an hour and he doesn't get angry, that's when you know you've broken his spirit - I mean that's how he lets you know you're the one.

Zaph wrote:

BTW, love the old-school Zaphod tak

+1. Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

15-04-2008 11:34PM

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

that's when you know you've broken his spirit - I mean that's how he lets you know you're the one.

A wimmins, getting the better of one of the Brothers... NEVER.

Wibbs · 15-04-2008 11:50PM

Well look a ways south of your BG, grab the oul nuts* and just tell her, " I could see us being happy a year from now". Leave that one to simmer.

*Metaphorically of course.....:D

Heads back to PI............:D

Wibbs · 15-04-2008 11:53PM

PS if it goes pear shaped in 6 months and she brings that up just inform her quietly that you're not Uri Geller or mystic Meg. Add for the full BGRH effect "are you still here?". Further still make sure you have access to emergency medical services as you're likely to need it after that.

Kold · 16-04-2008 12:08AM

Motorboat that ****.

what would you do - seriously

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