what would you do - seriously

LouOB

:Ok men, you meet a girl and realise you could spend your life with her.
But your a BGRH brother - so no gussy feelings are allowed to show:p

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I grew up with sisters and have no male friends
So, this is for science purposes only:o

justsomebloke

chain her to the bed with a big enough chain to reach the cooker and sink

Pighead

Salad Boy wrote: »

chain her to the bed with a big enough chain to reach the cooker and sink

Pigheads guessing you haven't had too many long term relationships Mr Salad Caveman.

justsomebloke

your right pig head I haven't had many long term relationships as the current one I am in has lasted over 10 years.

Pighead

Salad Boy wrote: »

your right pig head I haven't had many long term relationships as the current one I am in has lasted over 10 years.

Knew it. Pigheads never far wrong when it comes to talking about relationship issues. :cool:

LouOB

Salad Boy wrote: »

chain her to the bed with a big enough chain to reach the cooker and sink

been there done that
he was just in it for the food:D
me - i got free bed and board (bored)

any real answers outta there

Rob_l

LouOB wrote: »

:Ok men, you meet a girl and realise you could spend your life with her.
But your a BGRH brother - so no gussy feelings are allowed to show:p

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I grew up with sisters and have no male friends
So, this is for science purposes only:o

How do I know if Im going to spend the rest of my life with someone?
Have I been playing with the time machine again?

That got me in so much trouble the last time why would i do that again?

Rob_l

LouOB wrote: »

been there done that
he was just in it for the food:D
me - i got free bed and board (bored)

any real answers outta there

Im not sure what you mean obviously if you feel there is long term potential then you must somehow communicate this eh

I believe the standard practise in these parts is a marriage proposal though I dont know why people do that


Edit: PS: is this a PI type thing?

justsomebloke

LouOB wrote: »

been there done that
he was just in it for the food:D
me - i got free bed and board (bored)

any real answers outta there

ok buy property together

Don1

Slap on the arse and a wink. That's as far as long term intention should go. After that it's purely accidental...........

citytillidie

LouOB wrote: »

:Ok men, you meet a girl and realise you could spend your life with her.
But your a BGRH brother - so no gussy feelings are allowed to show:p

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I grew up with sisters and have no male friends
So, this is for science purposes only:o

I will let you know what i meet her

The Hill Billy

Don1 wrote: »

Slap on the arse and a wink.

I'd change that slightly to be a "condescending slap on the arse."

Don't wink - you may miss a key moment while watching sport / pron / whatever (unless you have Sky+ of course).

minidazzler

Don1 wrote: »

Slap on the arse and a wink. That's as far as long term intention should go. After that it's purely accidental...........

I agree.

Slow Motion

Don1 wrote: »

Slap on the arse and a wink........

And tell her to get you a beer from the fridge while she is in the kitchen making rasher sambos to keep you going until she makes dinner!

Ginny

Huh I just came from PI?

Rob_l

GinnyJo wrote: »

Huh I just came from PI?

Did you get the advise you were looking for?

Ginny

I could be mean and say I went in there to get cheered up:D
Nah popped in to see if my nuggets were needed for anyone, suprise suprise they weren't:D

Rob_l

GinnyJo wrote: »

I could be mean and say I went in there to get cheered up:D
Nah popped in to see if my nuggets were needed for anyone, suprise suprise they weren't:D

:eek::eek::eek:

nuggets needed

Mr. CooL ICE

Stick her head underneath the duvet and fart. She will feel the warmth all throughout her nostrils (fart again, and she will taste your love)

Pj!

Tough question Lou.

I'd say we are not all as tough or manly when we are with our OHs. So from private time I think the lass should have a fair idea.
As for when we are with friends, dont hope for too much. A few of those 'in love eye contacts' followed by a warm smile (when the lads aint looking of course) is as much as could be expected.

But we all differ. Many of the previous answers may well be very serious. There may be many worse to come.

Wazdakka

LordChessington wrote: »

Stick her head underneath the duvet and fart. She will feel the warmth all throughout her nostrils (fart again, and she will taste your love)

Ahh the Dutch oven...
Problem is that they are in the right area for giving you a swift elbow to the nadgers..

Will

easy answer, dutch oven the woman. If she finds it funny she can stay, if not boot her.

trout

I asked mrs trout ... "back in the day ... how did I show you, you were the one ?"


When she stops laughing, I'll be sure to post back. Might take a while.

patrickc

trout wrote: »

I asked mrs trout ... "back in the day ... how did I show you, you were the one ?"


When she stops laughing, I'll be sure to post back. Might take a while.

ha very good, seriously though is this not is a PI thing....

takola

Strangest thread I've walked into in BGRH. I like it!

But if you're looking for serious answers Lou I'd take it...() Well to be honest, I'm not sure where to take it but here is not the right place.

The brothers aren't the type to show affection (bar the odd pat on the bum of course). Just look how they panic at the idea of it!

Zaph

takola wrote: »

But if you're looking for serious answers Lou I'd take it...() Well to be honest, I'm not sure where to take it but here is not the right place.

Agreed, I is rightly confused after these.

LouOB wrote: »

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

LouOB wrote: »

any real answers outta there

Lou either wants serious answers, in which case I'm in before the lock, or BGRH answers, in which case there won't be many "real" answers.


BTW, love the old-school Zaphod tak

johnnyskeleton

LouOB wrote: »

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I take it from your other posts you're not a dude and asking this question from the other side. When you lecture him for half an hour and he doesn't get angry, that's when you know you've broken his spirit - I mean that's how he lets you know you're the one.

Zaph wrote:

BTW, love the old-school Zaphod tak

+1. Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

johnnyskeleton

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

that's when you know you've broken his spirit - I mean that's how he lets you know you're the one.

A wimmins, getting the better of one of the Brothers... NEVER.

Wibbs

Well look a ways south of your BG, grab the oul nuts* and just tell her, " I could see us being happy a year from now". Leave that one to simmer.

*Metaphorically of course.....:D

Heads back to PI............:D

Wibbs

PS if it goes pear shaped in 6 months and she brings that up just inform her quietly that you're not Uri Geller or mystic Meg. Add for the full BGRH effect "are you still here?". Further still make sure you have access to emergency medical services as you're likely to need it after that.

Kold

Motorboat that ****.

Pigman II

Welcome her home after a hard days work, tell her to relax whilst I cook her a wonderful dinner, then massage her feet and then round it off by donkey-punching her in the back of the head just to show her how much I care.

Sam Vimes

you get a house together and some cats and shave your head*

and then come into the kitchen one day (where the wimmins will of course be) wearing nothing but nipple tassles. she'll swoon for you
i picture it looking something like this:http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/4938.jpg

*many people will have no idea what i'm talking about

LouOB

Sam Vimes wrote: »

you get a house together and some cats and shave your head*

and then come into the kitchen one day (where the wimmins will of course be) wearing nothing but nipple tassles. she'll swoon for you
i picture it looking something like this:http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/4938.jpg

*many people will have no idea what i'm talking about

You out of the country yet:p

Fulton Crown

Let her finish your beer cans as a special treat...begin to change your keks on a weekly basis.....share your porn collection by askin her to unstick some pages.......stop farting when you meet her friends....if that dosn't convince - DUMP the mare !!!:eek:

Sata

LouOB

You could try

1. Make lingering eye contact with her with big smile. Do this frequently.
2. Pay her an excellent personal compliment, something you believe to be true about her, and sound like you mean it.
3. Take her some where and play "Steal Away" by the Wolftones for her. Follow this up with lingering eye contact and smile.

Most important though, if you want to be with her for the rest of your life, you have to find the guts in you to tell her directly that you love her. You do not want any other woman, you cannot see yourself with anyone else, and that you have never felt feeling this for anyone else. She will not make a laugh of you. She will respect you for being man enough to tell her directly how you feel and appreciate the clarity of your communication. She will not be confused as to the meaning of your message, but will understand that you are serious and should give you her very serious consideration, which is probably what you want. You have nothing to loose by doing this, not doing it could mean a very good opportunity for happiness could go amiss. Good luck.

justsomebloke

Sata wrote: »

LouOB

You could try

1. Make lingering eye contact with her with big smile. Do this frequently.
2. Pay her an excellent personal compliment, something you believe to be true about her, and sound like you mean it.
3. Take her some where and play "Steal Away" by the Wolftones for her. Follow this up with lingering eye contact and smile.

Most important though, if you want to be with her for the rest of your life, you have to find the guts in you to tell her directly that you love her. You do not want any other woman, you cannot see yourself with anyone else, and that you have never felt feeling this for anyone else. She will not make a laugh of you. She will respect you for being man enough to tell her directly how you feel and appreciate the clarity of your communication. She will not be confused as to the meaning of your message, but will understand that you are serious and should give you her very serious consideration, which is probably what you want. You have nothing to loose by doing this, not doing it could mean a very good opportunity for happiness could go amiss. Good luck.

Low when did you become a Lesbian:eek:

edit: actually I'm getting a mental image now and it's a good one

dfx-

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Let her finish your beer cans as a special treat...begin to change your keks on a weekly basis.....share your porn collection by askin her to unstick some pages.......stop farting when you meet her friends....if that dosn't convince - DUMP the mare !!!:eek:

:eek:

Ah now, lets not go too far.

LouOB

this thread is still going .........

justsomebloke

well some n00b decided to resurrect it today for some reason as there first post

nkay1985

jsb wrote: »

well some n00b decided to resurrect it today for some reason as there first post

And. if I'm not mistaken, very much forgot where they were. BGRH not PI surely. And a weird first post to make I must say.

Havermeyer

Probably just tell her that "we would have really good looking children together". If she gets it, she gets it. If she doesn't?..............it was never meant to be.

Overheal

LouOB wrote: »

:Ok men, you meet a girl and realise you could spend your life with her.
But your a BGRH brother - so no gussy feelings are allowed to show:p

How do you, in your own 'special' way show this woman that she's the one?

I grew up with sisters and have no male friends
So, this is for science purposes only:o

Disavow BGRH, show my gussy feelings and go spend the rest of my life with the girl. who would need you guys then?