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What am I missing?

  • 12-04-2008 09:01AM
    #1
    Skittlebrau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 569 ✭✭✭


    Brothers! (If I may be so bold as to call you that, it's long overdue but this is my first post here)

    I need the benefit of your many years of experience. The missus is away for the weekend and life is good.

    Last night, sat on the couch, drank beer, ordered 2 large pizzas and watched tv til 4am.

    Today, got up, walked the dog (to the shops to get smokes), watched a match (AFL I'm in Melbourne), ate the leftover pizza, and am now drinking beer and counting down the 5 hours or so til the real football starts.

    I know I need to address the food issue soon as alas I'm down to the last slice but try as I might I can't find a kebabary that will deliver but I'm sure I'll sort something out.

    My question is...what am I missing? I have the beer, sport, and will have the food. I want to make sure I'm making the most of this.


Comments

  • #2
    iwannaquit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭iwannaquit


    Your're missing the porn dude...


  • #3
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    A good loud action movie, Die Hard or Platoon maybe.


  • #4
    Skittlebrau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Skittlebrau


    iwannaquit wrote: »
    Your're missing the porn dude...

    I'm on the net, I figured it was a given.
    Hagar wrote: »
    A good loud action movie, Die Hard or Platoon maybe.

    Did that last night. Watched the Bourne Ultimatum. Today is a super sports Saturday.


  • #5
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,142 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    A blowjob while you're watching the football and drinking beer


  • #6
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    I think your missing your missus!:p


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  • #7
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Get some mates over!


  • #8
    Skittlebrau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Skittlebrau


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    A blowjob while you're watching the football and drinking beer

    I can't stretch that way.
    Quality wrote: »
    I think your missing your missus!:p

    Nope. Definitely not.
    Gordon wrote: »
    Get some mates over!

    The call's been sent out. Should be here later.


  • #9
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,287 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    BadaBong.jpg


  • #10
    MLE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭MLE


    Why dont you tidy the house. And spend the rest of the weekend writing a poem which expresses how much you love your wife.:D


  • #11
    Skittlebrau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Skittlebrau


    MLE wrote: »
    Why dont you tidy the house. And spend the rest of the weekend writing a poem which expresses how much you love your wife.:D

    While I appreciate the obvious sarcastic nature of your post there is a lot to be said for racking up the browie points. The house will be in a reasonable state when the g/f gets home tomorrow (I haven't deemed her worthy of marriage yet).

    I don't think the poetry is a goer though. Besides being a bit ghey, my talents peak at the occasional saucy limerick which probably wouldn't have the same effect.


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  • #12
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Strippers.


  • #13
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    I have considered yore situation. I am quite jealous.


    What you need is AC/DC on the stereo. Crank it up, and head bang until footy time.

    I recommend "Back in Black". Repeat as required. :D


  • #14
    Skittlebrau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Skittlebrau


    trout wrote: »
    I have considered yore situation. I am quite jealous.


    What you need is AC/DC on the stereo. Crank it up, and head bang until footy time.

    I recommend "Back in Black". Repeat as required. :D


    Your reputation round these parts is justly deserved.

    Best suggestion yet.


  • #15
    ChapOfDRyans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭ChapOfDRyans


    to add to your mates coming over hopefully with extra drink,an xbox 360 with call of duty,pro evo and enough joy-pads.


  • #16
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    ChapOfDRyans wrote: »
    to add to your mates coming over hopefully with extra drink,an xbox 360 with call of duty,pro evo and enough joy-pads.

    I agree with this statement. You can play them after the "Footie".

    I think if you feel you are missing something it is a few inches......What size is your TV? and where do you live cos I will totally hijack a plane to come over to Austrailia.


  • #17
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Trout wrote:
    What you need is AC/DC on the stereo. Crank it up, and head bang until footy time.

    I recommend "Back in Black". Repeat as required

    ChapOfDRyans wrote:
    to add to your mates coming over hopefully with extra drink,an xbox 360 with call of duty,pro evo and enough joy-pads.

    Kinda sums up how we separate the men from the boys.


  • #18
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,863 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    ChapOfDRyans wrote: »
    joy-pads.
    We used to call them tits in my day.


  • #19
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    A lazy day without weed is only a semi-slovenly day.


  • #20
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    Zombies

    You can never have enough zombies.


  • #21
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Just walk around the house in your undies or go naked. Bring loads of junk food into the tv room and a crap load of beer. Have all your bare essentials with you. No need to leave the room.
    Oh and watch The Big Lebowski for life improvement tips.


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  • #22
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Skittlebrau wrote: »
    My question is...what am I missing?
    Nothing, you're living the dream Brother, you're living the dream.

    You might try a little fart-lighting, just as the icing on the cake.


  • #23
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    trout wrote: »
    I have considered yore situation. I am quite jealous.


    What you need is AC/DC on the stereo. Crank it up, and head bang until footy time.

    I recommend "Back in Black". Repeat as required. :D


    Can I recommend this one....



    And get a grip of yourself.


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