Drinks you would never catch the Brothers drinking

h57xiucj2z946q · 06-04-2008 10:39AM #1

we all know this thread is gonna fill up pretty quick but we need it in writing...

Doctor DooM · 06-04-2008 10:43AM

Drinks not accepted as what? An answer to all lifes problems? A cure to cancer?

I am a confused Doom.

06-04-2008 10:47AM

I never accept drinks from ugly men....thats your problem

I imagine mojitio's aren't socially acceptable around these parts.

trout · 06-04-2008 10:47AM

Ira Muscular Crap wrote: »

we all know this thread is gonna fill up pretty quick but we need it in writing...

Confusion. I has it too.

Doctor DooM · 06-04-2008 10:51AM

Oh I gets it now. [N0CENSOR]budweiser wikids girly cocktails[/NOCENSOR]

6th · 06-04-2008 10:52AM

What about a cocktail called a touchdown?

h57xiucj2z946q · 06-04-2008 10:58AM

SDooM wrote: »

Oh I gets it now. [N0CENSOR]budweiser wikids girly cocktails[/NOCENSOR]

now you got it

trout · 06-04-2008 11:37AM

Ira Muscular Crap wrote: »

now you got it

Ah ... drinks which are not acceptable to the people who frequent this forum. Why didn't you say so :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley · 06-04-2008 11:39AM

Moonbaby wrote: »

I never accept drinks from ugly men....thats your problem

I imagine mojitio's aren't socially acceptable around these parts.

*takes back drink*

Doctor DooM · 06-04-2008 11:40AM

Moonbaby wrote: »

I never accept drinks from ugly men....thats your problem

I imagine mojitio's aren't socially acceptable around these parts.

By ugly, I hope you don't mean those with beer guts, or perhaps those with receeding hairlines?

Tom Dunne · 06-04-2008 11:43AM

I've updated the thread title with what I think you are talking about.

And to kick it off, I know of a man who sat down in a bar and asked the barman for, and I quote, "one of those pink drinks". And he was at the beers on Friday night. :eek:

h57xiucj2z946q · 06-04-2008 11:47AM

good man Tom

Doctor DooM · 06-04-2008 11:49AM

On topic, I think water is definitely not acceptable.

trout · 06-04-2008 12:30PM

Slimfast, and any of the abominations covered in the prototype charter.

Tom Dunne · 06-04-2008 12:37PM

trout wrote: »

Slimefast, and any of the abominations covered in the prototype charter.

Fixed your spelling there, brother.

h57xiucj2z946q · 06-04-2008 12:47PM

low fat milk, not milk at all

06-04-2008 12:49PM

Ira Muscular Crap wrote: »

low fat milk, not milk at all

But it has more protien for building manly muscles and trouser warriors.

06-04-2008 12:50PM

SDooM wrote: »

By ugly, I hope you don't mean those with beer guts, or perhaps those with receeding hairlines?

You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking that..... obviously I was refering to these kind of people.

h57xiucj2z946q · 06-04-2008 01:55PM

i think cider is acceptable only if your piggin out in the sun

DetectivFoxtrot · 06-04-2008 02:26PM

Vitamin Shakes

Frozen cocktails (put in a blender with lots of ice cubes) - e.g. Strawaberry Daquiries (although I must admit to having about 8 of these in Capitol last nigh *rubs head*) you can't go wrong for a fiver like???

Champagne cocktails

Andrews Liver Salts

Any drink that involves it being decorated with the following:

- miniature umbrella's (don't see the point in these at all, after all the drink is already wet

)
-Sparklers set alight (after all we just wanna get drunk, not visit A&E)
- Pieces of fruit (after all if we were hungry we'd pop out to the local chipper)
-sugar on the rim of the glass (unless your a diabetic)

06-04-2008 02:50PM

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Andrews Liver Salts

I thought these were standard issue in the BGRH induction kit?

Einstein · 06-04-2008 02:55PM

malibu and pineapple....

just no.

DetectivFoxtrot · 06-04-2008 03:14PM

Moonbaby wrote: »

I thought these were standard issue in the BGRH induction kit?

really?? that's a bit wimpy, tough it out i say*!

*ulcerated stomachs excluded!:D

MizzLolly · 06-04-2008 03:16PM

A chocolate monkey!

Drank them last night.... Eurrrggghhh....

*runs off to puke!

truecrippler · 06-04-2008 06:44PM

Any pussy alcopops shouldn't be allowed.
Anything that makes your tongue turn a colour... unless I've missed out on some manly drink that does this.

trout · 06-04-2008 07:01PM

truecrippler wrote: »

Any pussy alcopops shouldn't be allowed.
Anything that makes your tongue turn a colour... unless I've missed out on some manly drink that does this.

diesel turns yore tongue a different colour ... probably :cool:

Don1 · 06-04-2008 07:23PM

Mickey Finns. It's not a shot people, no matter what flavour, it's mouth wash that you can swallow if you choose. Ban this faux-drink at once I say. If you want a shot, drink Jaeger, or Absinthe or something with over 40% alc. Vol. not that crud.

ChewChew · 06-04-2008 07:31PM

Jaeger bombs. oh yum yum yum.

Don1 · 06-04-2008 07:35PM

Remove the bomb part. Why ruin it with red bull? Drink the shot, then go back to the beer. Although jaeger red bull as a long drink when full of beer and sleepy at the end of a very long night can do wonders!

wingnut32 · 06-04-2008 07:59PM

was in the pub last week and witnessed a fairly big burly guy drinking smirnoff ice....something just didnt fit!

Sinfonia · 06-04-2008 08:30PM

Appletini please, easy on the 'tini

Drinks you would never catch the Brothers drinking

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