Drinks you would never catch the Brothers drinking

h57xiucj2z946q

we all know this thread is gonna fill up pretty quick but we need it in writing...

Doctor DooM

Drinks not accepted as what? An answer to all lifes problems? A cure to cancer?

I am a confused Doom.

I never accept drinks from ugly men....thats your problem

I imagine mojitio's aren't socially acceptable around these parts.

trout

Ira Muscular Crap wrote: »

we all know this thread is gonna fill up pretty quick but we need it in writing...

Confusion. I has it too.

Doctor DooM

Oh I gets it now. [N0CENSOR]budweiser wikids girly cocktails[/NOCENSOR]

6th

What about a cocktail called a touchdown?

h57xiucj2z946q

SDooM wrote: »

Oh I gets it now. [N0CENSOR]budweiser wikids girly cocktails[/NOCENSOR]

now you got it

trout

Ira Muscular Crap wrote: »

now you got it

Ah ... drinks which are not acceptable to the people who frequent this forum. Why didn't you say so :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

Moonbaby wrote: »

I never accept drinks from ugly men....thats your problem

I imagine mojitio's aren't socially acceptable around these parts.

*takes back drink*

Doctor DooM

Moonbaby wrote: »

I never accept drinks from ugly men....thats your problem

I imagine mojitio's aren't socially acceptable around these parts.

By ugly, I hope you don't mean those with beer guts, or perhaps those with receeding hairlines?

Tom Dunne

I've updated the thread title with what I think you are talking about.

And to kick it off, I know of a man who sat down in a bar and asked the barman for, and I quote, "one of those pink drinks". And he was at the beers on Friday night. :eek:

h57xiucj2z946q

good man Tom

Doctor DooM

On topic, I think water is definitely not acceptable.

trout

Slimfast, and any of the abominations covered in the prototype charter.

Tom Dunne

trout wrote: »

Slimefast, and any of the abominations covered in the prototype charter.

Fixed your spelling there, brother.

h57xiucj2z946q

low fat milk, not milk at all

Ira Muscular Crap

Ira Muscular Crap wrote: »

low fat milk, not milk at all

But it has more protien for building manly muscles and trouser warriors.

SDooM

SDooM wrote: »

By ugly, I hope you don't mean those with beer guts, or perhaps those with receeding hairlines?

You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking that..... obviously I was refering to these kind of people.

h57xiucj2z946q

i think cider is acceptable only if your piggin out in the sun

DetectivFoxtrot

Vitamin Shakes


Frozen cocktails (put in a blender with lots of ice cubes) - e.g. Strawaberry Daquiries (although I must admit to having about 8 of these in Capitol last nigh *rubs head*) you can't go wrong for a fiver like???


Champagne cocktails


Andrews Liver Salts


Any drink that involves it being decorated with the following:

- miniature umbrella's (don't see the point in these at all, after all the drink is already wet)
-Sparklers set alight (after all we just wanna get drunk, not visit A&E)
- Pieces of fruit (after all if we were hungry we'd pop out to the local chipper)
-sugar on the rim of the glass (unless your a diabetic)

DetectivFoxtrot

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Andrews Liver Salts

I thought these were standard issue in the BGRH induction kit?

Einstein

malibu and pineapple....

just no.

DetectivFoxtrot

Moonbaby wrote: »

I thought these were standard issue in the BGRH induction kit?

really?? that's a bit wimpy, tough it out i say*!

*ulcerated stomachs excluded!:D

MizzLolly

A chocolate monkey!


Drank them last night.... Eurrrggghhh....





*runs off to puke!

truecrippler

Any pussy alcopops shouldn't be allowed.
Anything that makes your tongue turn a colour... unless I've missed out on some manly drink that does this.

trout

truecrippler wrote: »

Any pussy alcopops shouldn't be allowed.
Anything that makes your tongue turn a colour... unless I've missed out on some manly drink that does this.

diesel turns yore tongue a different colour ... probably :cool:

Don1

Mickey Finns. It's not a shot people, no matter what flavour, it's mouth wash that you can swallow if you choose. Ban this faux-drink at once I say. If you want a shot, drink Jaeger, or Absinthe or something with over 40% alc. Vol. not that crud.

ChewChew

Jaeger bombs. oh yum yum yum.

Don1

Remove the bomb part. Why ruin it with red bull? Drink the shot, then go back to the beer. Although jaeger red bull as a long drink when full of beer and sleepy at the end of a very long night can do wonders!

wingnut32

was in the pub last week and witnessed a fairly big burly guy drinking smirnoff ice....something just didnt fit!

Sinfonia

Appletini please, easy on the 'tini

h57xiucj2z946q

there should also be a limit on the amount of mixer (if any) used on whiskey.

Nevyn

Chillean Sauvignon Blanc, Central Valley.

Zaph

White Zinfandel. I's not even white FFS - how can you take a pink wine seriously?

Nevyn

Rosé is not wine it's the barrel rinsing s.

Tom Dunne

Thaedydal wrote: »

Chillean Sauvignon Blanc, Central Valley.

:eek:

Thankfully, none of the brothers have heard of such a drink.

*adds Sauvignon Blanc to "things that don't exist in the Brother's world" *

Zaph

Thaedydal wrote: »

Rosé is not wine it's the barrel rinsing s.

In the same way that white chocolate is the sweeping off the floor after they make real chocolate.

Which reminds me - mint chocolate Baileys. Or any flavour Baileys for that matter.

trout

Zaph wrote: »

- mint chocolate Baileys. Or any flavour Baileys for that matter.

Or any mint-flavoured drink ... such as creme de menthe, which is not only foul and vile in aspect, it looks like snot.

Dord

Don1 wrote: »

Mickey Finns. It's not a shot people, no matter what flavour, it's mouth wash that you can swallow if you choose. Ban this faux-drink at once I say. If you want a shot, drink Jaeger, or Absinthe or something with over 40% alc. Vol. not that crud.

I agree, it looks like crap and tastes it too. I only tried it before because the bar was giving free shots of it with each pint. :pac: Awful stuff.

DublinWriter

Do they still make Ritz?

The ultimate non-brother drink is Babycham.

Unbelievably they still make it, my jaw nearly dropped when I saw it recently on the shelf of an ASDA in the NE of England.

Don1

SumGuy wrote: »

Appletini please, easy on the 'tini

+1 for Scrubs quotage. Nice one!

Tobias Greeshman

- Smirnoff Ice
- Blue WKD or any colour WKD
- mickey finns any flavour
- Any cocktail - actually can't think of a valid reason for drinking one
- Any other gay looking drink, that includes pink coloured drinks

Rabies

Moonbaby wrote: »

I imagine mojitio's aren't socially acceptable around these parts.

I make loads of them every weekend for customers, nearly half of them are for men.

Tom Dunne wrote: »

adds Sauvignon Blanc to "things that don't exist in the Brother's world" *

Loads of guys (and girls) drink wine on nights out over here. Very often in nightclubs. Mainly pinots and merlots during the day time and then cheap merlots at night.

The drinking culture is different here than back home. A lot of guys will drink spirits on nights out and not much beer. Well, more so people that drink in the city. Those that drink out of town are all beer heads.

Minder

diet coke........diet anything for that matter.

useful_contacts

SumGuy wrote: »

Appletini please, easy on the 'tini

anyone here ever had an Appletini? they nice?

Zaph

useful_contacts wrote: »

anyone here ever had an Appletini? they nice?

We'd first have to know what it was before being able to tell you. I somehow doubt any of the Brothers have ever ordered or made one.

DetectivFoxtrot

useful_contacts wrote: »

anyone here ever had an Appletini? they nice?

re-read the thread title!:D

bop1977

4 pages and not one mention of non alcholic beer, so:

Becks non alcoholic beer

admiralofthefleet

a dressed pimms, or that shít they sold in the leisureplex years ago; buckler

alie

sherry. cinzano,martini , ceme de menthe, advacat,

admiralofthefleet

alie wrote: »

sherry. cinzano,martini , ceme de menthe, advacat,

sherry is ok when you are making something in the kitchen and you have a little nibble