What posters/signs have you stolen from nightclubs?

useful_contacts · 22-03-2008 07:05PM #1

:DInspired by joe soaps thred about stealing election posters.....

When i was in my collage days (19) my fella was also in the same collage as me, I was going through my "beer mats on the wall" phase.

Was out in the club one night and stole a "no smoking sign" from the loo, then the next week there was a sign on the door saying "The condom machine is out of order" so i took that(looked so funny on my bathroom door":D

So fess up What posters or signs have you stolen from nightclubs?

Clay Davis · 22-03-2008 07:13PM

None. Sounds like a sh*t hobby, TBH.

Rb · 22-03-2008 07:14PM

Clay Davis wrote: »

None. Sounds like a sh*t hobby, TBH.

What he said.

The Queen · 22-03-2008 07:15PM

A sign off the toilet door saying "It only takes one sperm, use contraception" Can't find it now though..

Also went through a phase of stealing no smoking signs, had about 20. I had a very exciting life as a teen...

Pen1987 · 22-03-2008 07:15PM

they should of thought you how to spell college in "collage". Saying that, the "10e entry fee" one is always worth a knick at the end of a night.

AckwelFoley · 22-03-2008 07:16PM

I dont steal.

Mossy Monk · 22-03-2008 07:18PM

Theft is bad. Being a crusty student is no excuse for it. For shame.

RedXIV · 22-03-2008 07:18PM

one of my friends robbed a handdryer out of a pub bathroom to give me as a birthday present.....at least he put thought into it i suppose

22-03-2008 07:19PM

I wouldn't mind getting Mordeth ossified, purely so that I could bring him somewhere secluded and shear everything above his shoulders.

AckwelFoley · 22-03-2008 07:21PM

Moonbaby wrote: »

I wouldn't mind getting Mordeth ossified, purely so that I could bring him somewhere secluded and shear everything above his shoulders.

Chainsaw ftw

Clay Davis · 22-03-2008 07:21PM

Pen1987 wrote: »

they should of thought you how to spell college in "collage". Saying that, the "10e entry fee" one is always worth a knick at the end of a night.

They should have taught you too.

Schism · 22-03-2008 07:23PM

Pen1987 wrote: »

they should of thought you how to spell college in "collage".

Thank you, that mistake always irks at me.

I dont think I've ever taken much from a club, maybe a shot glass here or there.
What is there to take really?

AckwelFoley · 22-03-2008 07:23PM

Clay Davis wrote: »

They should have taught you too.

Owned

longshanks · 22-03-2008 07:24PM

Pen1987 wrote: »

they should of thought you how to spell college in "collage". Saying that, the "10e entry fee" one is always worth a knick at the end of a night.

should have thought

fcuk my slowness

kittenkiller · 22-03-2008 07:25PM

I have a reserved sign somewhere.
I remember how funny it was going round with it on my head screaming about how reserved I was.

I miss being so young and easily impressed.

(Well spotted Clay)

IanCurtis · 22-03-2008 07:29PM

longshanks wrote: »

should have thought

fcuk my slowness

That's still wrong!!!

"should have taught"...(as corrected above)

We should have a grammar forum....that would be fun, wouldn't it? Perhaps not.

Anyway, once robbed a lollipop lady's lollipop from her hiding place....now that was funny!

longshanks · 22-03-2008 07:42PM

i stand corrected

biko · 22-03-2008 07:44PM

As I'm typing this I look at my poster "Phasers on funk" with a Spock DJ spinning the wax

Dirk Gently · 22-03-2008 08:02PM

In my drunken student days I went through a bit of a phase doing this. Plenty of road works signs, pub signs and so on. Strangest one was probably part of the roof leading up the steps into the old fibbers beer garden which is now gone. For some reason I really wanted it. Always fun walking out of the pub with huge pieces of contraband. Know a bloke who in 2005 after Liverpool won the champions league took his bar stool home with him. We sat in the same seats the whole tournament that year and he reckoned it was the honourable stools that gave Liverpool the power to get 3 back against Milan in the second half. A couple of games in the PL we sat in different seats and the Pool lost :eek: . My favourite was a really cool ashtray from dakota. Had it for years afterwards.

I've since grown out of it though. Stealing is wrong kids, no matter how funny it is.

L1011 · 22-03-2008 08:53PM

Have a number of gig posters for gigs I've been at, including an A0 sized one I've no wall space big enough to hang it on...

Wertz · 22-03-2008 09:02PM

I was always too busy stealing drinks tbh :pac:

useful_contacts · 22-03-2008 11:00PM

clown bag wrote: »

In my drunken student days I went through a bit of a phase doing this. Plenty of road works signs, pub signs and so on. Strangest one was probably part of the roof leading up the steps into the old fibbers beer garden which is now gone. For some reason I really wanted it. Always fun walking out of the pub with huge pieces of contraband. Know a bloke who in 2005 after Liverpool won the champions league took his bar stool home with him. We sat in the same seats the whole tournament that year and he reckoned it was the honourable stools that gave Liverpool the power to get 3 back against Milan in the second half. A couple of games in the PL we sat in different seats and the Pool lost :eek: . My favourite was a really cool ashtray from dakota. Had it for years afterwards.

I've since grown out of it though. Stealing is wrong kids, no matter how funny it is.

ha reminds me of that night i stole(ie- it fell off the wall and on to me) a giant liverpool flag- i wrapped it around me and walked home- amid lots of beeps from car horns

its still draped on my bedroom wall

ya i dont do it anymore but back when i was a little un it was dangerous :rolleyes:

flanum · 22-03-2008 11:23PM

erm "a friend of mine" robbed the door handle from Toast pub in rathmines, the one that looked like a bronze/silver handprint.

student days i robbed a "pipe laying in progress" sign and of course hung it on the jacks door.. hilarious indeed.

Victor · 23-03-2008 12:35AM

There is a minority chuch next to the Luas line in Ranelagh. They used to have a LED display sign on the front. It is reputed that a UCD student stole it on a drunken binge.

Yes, he got a sign from God. :pac:

whatsgoinon · 23-03-2008 12:47AM

at a gig in limerick one night, the band were selling signed posters, I just pulled one off the wall and asked them to sign it, saved myself a whole €3.:D

Defenestrate · 23-03-2008 02:10AM

There's a lot of thieving reds in after hours it seems, you wouldn't get that from the blue half of Merseyside. For shame...

AckwelFoley · 23-03-2008 01:55PM

Wertz wrote: »

I was always too busy stealing drinks tbh :pac:

i know ur only joking..

But i hate ppl that steal a mans pint in a night club :mad:
They deserve to be taken outside and publicly raped

23-03-2008 01:58PM

The words deserve and rape should never appear in the same sentence without bollix, chop and off.:mad:

SV · 23-03-2008 02:00PM

I've always found the funnest thing to do is drop a few dissolvable laxatives into your pint...

leave the pint down where it can't be disguised for anyone elses.. just make sure you don't drink it yourself.

AckwelFoley · 23-03-2008 02:02PM

Moonbaby wrote: »

The words deserve and rape should never appear in the same sentence without bollix, chop and off.:mad:

Fringe · 23-03-2008 05:27PM

On Paddy's Day, we found a random sign in some alley so we decided to take all the letters. If you were at the ceili and saw all the random letters, that was us. We gave most of them away. I still have the C though.

What posters/signs have you stolen from nightclubs?

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