Embarrassing Moments

boardinwork · 19-03-2008 01:57PM #1

My worst moment was being caught riding an arm band by my mother when i was about 15. Pretty embarrassing. Anybody got anything worse?

19-03-2008 02:03PM

You didn't really need to tell us the full story, yknow?

Walking around Dunnes in Edward Square, Galway, going down one of those travelators, somehow I almost managed to slip. I was shocked by this and shouted out, on the top of my voice, "Oh Jebus!" Yes. Jebus. Scared the sh1t out of the old dude standing beside me too.

Or how about when I cycled into a tree. While facing it. And staring at it.

FlutterinBantam · 19-03-2008 02:05PM

:eek:

Jaysus..filling the shítter of an Interconinental jet with a mega dump and the flushing mechanism failing pales into insignificance to that one.

Had to stare at "out of service" tapes wrapped around the door for the rest of the flight:o

Rb · 19-03-2008 02:18PM

boardinwork wrote: »

My worst moment was being caught riding an arm band by my mother when i was about 15. Pretty embarrassing. Anybody got anything worse?

When i was about 15 i was reading FHM in my mates house. It had a guy testing out all these ways to "pleasure" himself. Arm Bands won hands down with an 8/10!!!

Well a couple of days later on a school night, i was all alone, everybody in bed when I started considering an ole fiddle. Armbanda flashed into my mind and then their location in our house. One thing led to another and i had an armband caught underneath to a cushion on the couch and we were making Sweeet sweeeeet love.

Afterwards... I was spent and went to bed.

10:30 break in school - Flashback!!!! I ad left the armband on the floor... Uncleaned and a porn in the VCR.

That cycle home, up the Dunlaoghaire hill at 4 o'clock nearly killed me. Veins popped out of my head as i raced home. I arrived home to see my Mum was out and i began to feel a sense of relief!

I went in to the room to find the armband GONE and the Video recorded over with the news. I asked my brother where my Mum was...

"She brought the girls swimming!"

Needless to say, she had found the armband and the mess in it, along with the video. I doubt she noticed when one of the kids was slipping it on but it did cross my mind!

Dinner was awkward that night!!!!

ANYBODY got anything more embarrassing than that to declare?!!!!!!:eek:

Jesus.

19-03-2008 02:30PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

:eek:

Jaysus..filling the shítter of an Interconinental jet with a mega dump and the flushing mechanism failing pales into insignificance to that one.

Had to stare at "out of service" tapes wrapped around the door for the rest of the flight:o

Given the toilet to passenger ratio is already strained I'd say the rest of the plane hated you

ImDave · 19-03-2008 02:37PM

boardinwork wrote: »

My worst moment was being caught riding an arm band by my mother when i was about 15. Pretty embarrassing.

That has American Pie written all over it.

togster · 19-03-2008 02:42PM

Being caught on cctv "trying" to ride a giant bird.

LimerickCity · 19-03-2008 02:45PM

togster wrote: »

Being caught on cctv "trying" to ride a giant bird.

Do elaborate.

Ghost Train · 19-03-2008 02:46PM

togster wrote: »

Being caught on cctv "trying" to ride a giant bird.

sounds like something you'd see at the parade last monday

Catsmokinpot · 19-03-2008 02:48PM

Last weekend was the second time I've been out in the last few months, and i haven't drank in a while...

I got a bit too drunk and ended up falling asleep on my mates stairs, then waking up and forgetting which house I was in, I went upstairs and got into bed

only it was with him and his girlfriend. needless to say I'm the laughing stock of the group and i will remain that way for the next while....

We Are Leeds · 19-03-2008 02:50PM

The other morning actually........ woke up after being out all night, still off my face.....walking through the living room and see a can of deoderant on the chair, so pick it up and spray myself, (mam, dad, sister and her 2 mates sitting)...... they start breaking their bollocks laughing and I'm stood there wondering what the **** they're laughing at........ turns out it was fly killer that i had just covered myself with

John Mason · 19-03-2008 02:55PM

We Are Leeds wrote: »

The other morning actually........ woke up after being out all night, still off my face.....walking through the living room and see a can of deoderant on the chair, so pick it up and spray myself, (mam, dad, sister and her 2 mates sitting)...... they start breaking their bollocks laughing and I'm stood there wondering what the **** they're laughing at........ turns out it was fly killer that i had just covered myself with

oh, i thought it would be supporting Leeds

**shrugs shoulders and wanders off **

togster · 19-03-2008 02:55PM

eolhc wrote: »

sounds like something you'd see at the parade last monday

yeah she was big enough to be a fcuking float tbh.

MarkR · 19-03-2008 02:57PM

Not embarrasing, but leading on from that post.

Went to spray deodorant, got shaving cream. Kinda funny.

Mossy Monk · 19-03-2008 02:59PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

:eek:

Jaysus..filling the shítter of an Interconinental jet with a mega dump and the flushing mechanism failing pales into insignificance to that one.

Had to stare at "out of service" tapes wrapped around the door for the rest of the flight:o

I only had a conversation about that very scenario on a plane one time. Now I know it does happen.

phantom_lord · 19-03-2008 03:02PM

rb_ie wrote: »

Jesus.

.

FlutterinBantam · 19-03-2008 03:07PM

cabin crew were very nice about it, but I couldn't look them in the eye leaving the flight and spent all my time buried in a book.

Schism · 19-03-2008 03:08PM

Some people will walk into a lamp post once maybe twice in their lifetime....

I've done it at least 5 times already (thankfully not always in company

), I think I'm in my own little world too often.

RedXIV · 19-03-2008 03:12PM

walking through a shopping centre with my ex gf, we split up in one of the shops and when we were leaving she was reading something, so i went up and cheerfully slapped her on the arse and said it was time to leave.......wasn't her

Vic Vinegar · 19-03-2008 03:19PM

This didn't happen to me but an ex girlfriend (she wasn't the brightest button!)
We we're watching The Time Machine (crappy Guy Pierce one) seeing the part where the moon gets destroyed she said "How's it going to dark if there's no moon?" what a doofus!! Dumb on so many levels!! she was so embarrassed after she thought about it for a while!

babyguinnessfan · 19-03-2008 03:35PM

Was waitressing in a hotel and doing the breakfast shift. I was rushing to the kitchens as we were under huge pressure and as I was going past the self service coffee station I slipped on something on the tiled floor. Went skidding at speed across the floor for maybe 6 feet, feet first underneath the table with floor-length tablecoth on which the cereal etc. was on...basically ended up with just my head sticking out from under the table, and as a grand finale the basket of little jams fell straight on top of my face. My co-worker saw the whole thing from the kitchens and couldn't come out for about 10 minutes as she was crying laughing.

Loopy · 19-03-2008 03:44PM

Being at a funeral when I was 17 and was just about to go up to the deceased's mother to offer up a few words when a bird came outa nowhere and shit all over my face just as i shook her hand..:eek:

babyguinnessfan · 19-03-2008 03:46PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Being at a funeral when I was 17 and was just about to go up to the deceased's mother to offer up a few words when a bird came outa nowhere and shit all over my face just as i shook her hand..:eek:

Ha ha ha

Blarney92 · 19-03-2008 05:05PM

During our RAG week in January the minister for education came to officially open our new library. Because of the week that was in it we had a ridiculous amount of students who were absolutely smashed wandering around college.

I was strolling past the library as the president of UCC and the minister for education were chatting when my extremely drunken friend came up from behind me and pulled off my tracksuit pants and jocks. I managed to catch the jocks just below my knees but when i looked up everyone was laughing there ass off at me while i stood there bright red. Pretty sure i got a good chuckle from Mrs hanafin:p:p:p

humberklog · 19-03-2008 06:02PM

Greeted a tour of twenty ethiopeans with a big opening speech welcoming them to isreal. All the while my tackle had dropped from the lining of my shorts and was sitting proudly on my leg. Worse still....I had a semi on! Worse again...I was their guide for 2weeks!

Collie D · 19-03-2008 06:16PM

boardinwork wrote: »

My worst moment was being caught riding an arm band by my mother when i was about 15. Pretty embarrassing. Anybody got anything worse?

That edit really doesn't do justice to the whole story. ****ing hell man, I think I'd have left home.

Dave! · 19-03-2008 06:29PM

lol, some quality ones here.... cheered me up to no end, I needed that!

Trojan911 · 19-03-2008 06:37PM

Came home one night when I was about fifteen to discover my parents had shown some friends a spent rubber bullet I had on display in my bedroom. They had been discussing the damage one could cause when my dad remembered I had one.

My brother rushed to inform me, before I got to the kitchen, that when my dad pulled the rubber part of the bullet from the casing my, 'Er, other rubber collection had also fallen onto the table. One of their friends present was a nun.

I made a hasty retreat.....

Eoin · 19-03-2008 06:44PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Being at a funeral when I was 17 and was just about to go up to the deceased's mother to offer up a few words when a bird came outa nowhere and shit all over my face just as i shook her hand..:eek:

I hate saying "lol", but that really did make me laugh out loud.

WoollyRedHat · 20-03-2008 12:42AM

looptheloop wrote: »

Being at a funeral when I was 17 and was just about to go up to the deceased's mother to offer up a few words when a bird came outa nowhere and shit all over my face just as i shook her hand..:eek:

Lol were you in an aviary or something?

Rb · 20-03-2008 12:53AM

Lol at the OP deleting the story, glad I have the whole thing quoted now.

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