funny luas story

patrickc · 17-03-2008 02:20AM #1

i was on the luas yesterday, and the inspectors got on, there were 2 girls from cork on the luas who didn't have tickets, and when asked for tickets they said sure we thought you could buy them on the tram, what we would we know we're from cork.

cork boy the real capital with so much public transport i guess, they are underwhelmed by the Luas

Petey2006 · 17-03-2008 02:23AM

Fairly liberal with the word 'funny' in the title of the story.

Xavi6 · 17-03-2008 02:25AM

Jays we haven't had a good Luas thread in AH for a while.

Dennis the Stone · 17-03-2008 02:25AM

In Cork theres no need for a tram system. You just buy a pill from Dirty Kevin outside the Merchant's Quay shopping centre and then you can fly wherever you want

Raspberry · 17-03-2008 02:26AM

For a funny story, it wasn't very funny at all really.

patrickc · 17-03-2008 02:27AM

Petey2006 wrote: »

Fairly liberal with the word 'funny' in the title of the story.

ya had to be there....

Xavi6 wrote: »

Jays we haven't had a good Luas thread in AH for a while.

exactly xavi

iFight · 17-03-2008 02:29AM

And what happened?

You ahve to get to the good bit. Fines?

Dennis the Stone · 17-03-2008 02:31AM

Why can't a few more people get hit by the Luas, don't they know that we're crying out for dramatic Luas threads?

patrickc · 17-03-2008 02:32AM

iFight wrote: »

And what happened?

You ahve to get to the good bit. Fines?

he took one off at jervis, the other stayed on...

probably said this is the way we "dubs" do it

Mossy Monk · 17-03-2008 02:33AM

This thread is a let down. I expected humour.

Dennis the Stone · 17-03-2008 02:34AM

patrickc wrote: »

he took one off at jervis, the other stayed on...

probably said this is the way we "dubs" do it

change that to 'he cracked one off at jervis' and things seem much more explosive

BaZmO* · 17-03-2008 02:37AM

A Carlow man slagging off girls from Cork for being un-wordly, is that the funny part?

patrickc · 17-03-2008 02:39AM

on the same luas some really tall foreign guy got on, and whacked his head off the roof when the tram took off and this girl about 13, says haha you lanky fu*er he could have killed her with one swipe

Miss Fluff · 17-03-2008 02:40AM

Is there a part II to this thread? I'm expecting the "funny" bit post haste.Can't wait.

Dennis the Stone · 17-03-2008 02:40AM

Once I got on the Luas and it delivered me to another part of the city, I thought it was hilarious but then again I have severe mental problems

Xavi6 · 17-03-2008 02:41AM

I've never been on the Luas

patrickc · 17-03-2008 02:44AM

Mossy Monk wrote: »

This thread is a let down. I expected humour.

my humour so...

BaZmO* wrote: »

A Carlow man slagging off girls from Cork for being un-wordly, is that the funny part?

just cos i live here, doesnt mean im from here

BaZmO* · 17-03-2008 02:46AM

patrickc wrote: »

just cos i live here, doesnt mean im from here

But it does seem to mean that you've lost your humour powers.....well that's assuming that you had any to begin with of course.

patrickc · 17-03-2008 02:46AM

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Is there a part II to this thread? I'm expecting the "funny" bit post haste.Can't wait.

sarcasim i love it so "funny"

patrickc · 17-03-2008 02:48AM

BaZmO* wrote: »

But it does seem to mean that you've lost your humour powers.....well that's assuming that you had any to begin with of course.

it must be so dark that only myself and my mates on the luas could get it so

Miss Fluff · 17-03-2008 02:48AM

patrickc wrote: »

sarcasim i love it so "funny"

I find "sarcasim" funnier

embee · 17-03-2008 02:51AM

When the Luas had only just got up and running, I saw a dude cycle straight into the side of one that was stopped on Abbey Street. Think he broke his leg.

That's not funny at all, and yet it's funnier than your anecdote.

patrickc · 17-03-2008 02:54AM

embee wrote: »

When the Luas had only just got up and running, I saw a dude cycle straight into the side of one that was stopped on Abbey Street. Think he broke his leg.

That's not funny at all, and yet it's funnier than your anecdote.

being from ardee heigh is funnier though

Victor · 17-03-2008 03:23AM

Tago Mago wrote: »

Why can't a few more people get hit by the Luas, don't they know that we're crying out for dramatic Luas threads?

Not funny.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0225/luas.html?rss

Chinafoot · 17-03-2008 03:46AM

My neighbour told me a good one, I won't try to gague how funny you'll think it is though for fear of reproach.

Anyway, the luas wasn't long up and running at this stage. She was on the luas from connolly station on her way to work one morning and it was fairly full. She said the luas stopped really suddenly and a couple of people went flying. There was a couple on the luas, a pair of complete skangars, and the girl had fallen. As she's shouting at her fella to help her up he's busy banging his head off the hand rail in the middle of the carraige. She says "Jaysus Tommo wha de fúck are ya doin?" and he says "C'mon te'fúck. We'll get bleedin compo!"

She said everyone burst out laughing. Sounded funny when she told it anyway

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 17-03-2008 03:57AM

Pissed arseholes get on at Stephen's Green, late night tram, see inspector, doors closed, trapped, move to end of carraige. Just as we're pulling ito Harcourt, inspector gets to them and they push the door to open, door jams, he starts kicking it. Inspector calmly wiats until gob****e realises he's kicking the door on the wrong side of the tram...

Rb · 17-03-2008 04:10AM

patrickc wrote: »

he took one off at jervis, the other stayed on...

probably said this is the way we "dubs" do it

So she gave him a BJ instead of paying the fare?

patrickc · 17-03-2008 04:16AM

Chinafoot wrote: »

My neighbour told me a good one, I won't try to gague how funny you'll think it is though for fear of reproach.

Anyway, the luas wasn't long up and running at this stage. She was on the luas from connolly station on her way to work one morning and it was fairly full. She said the luas stopped really suddenly and a couple of people went flying. There was a couple on the luas, a pair of complete skangars, and the girl had fallen. As she's shouting at her fella to help her up he's busy banging his head off the hand rail in the middle of the carraige. She says "Jaysus Tommo wha de fúck are ya doin?" and he says "C'mon te'fúck. We'll get bleedin compo!"

She said everyone burst out laughing. Sounded funny when she told it anyway

thats funny

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Pissed arseholes get on at Stephen's Green, late night tram, see inspector, doors closed, trapped, move to end of carraige. Just as we're pulling ito Harcourt, inspector gets to them and they push the door to open, door jams, he starts kicking it. Inspector calmly wiats until gob****e realises he's kicking the door on the wrong side of the tram...

lol very good

rb_ie wrote: »

So she gave him a BJ instead of paying the fare?

yep....

Toto Wolfcastle · 17-03-2008 12:10PM

I think you're all being very mean to poor patrickc. He clearly wasn't finished the story, but was interrupted by mocking and did not get the chance to get to the funny bit.

Now, patrickc, continue.

Run_to_da_hills · 17-03-2008 12:35PM

Tago Mago wrote: »

In Cork theres no need for a tram system. You just buy a pill from Dirty Kevin outside the Merchant's Quay shopping centre and then you can fly wherever you want

Cork has too many hills for a tram service, what they need is a roller coaster.

Jeapy · 17-03-2008 02:53PM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Cork has too many hills for a tram service, what they need is a roller coaster.

ROFL!!!:D

funny luas story

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