Woman sits on toilet for 2 years

Howard the Duck · 13-03-2008 07:02PM

She was probably doing a really hard crossword or had big colouring book to finish

phasers · 13-03-2008 09:00PM

maybe she had a REALLY dodgy curry

Exit · 13-03-2008 09:31PM

I literally just don't get this story. Why did she decide to sit on the toilet all that time? Why didn't the boyfriend do anything about it after the first couple of hours, let alone wait two years.

Really bizarre story!

MooseJam · 13-03-2008 09:34PM

kelle wrote: »

Wonder if she flushed the toilet at any stage. I can imagine she'd be sucked into it.

I'd imagine she must have, it would have really piled up if not

TPD · 13-03-2008 09:42PM

Why didnt the guy leave the food just out of her reach? She could choose between starving to death or ripping the skin off her arse.

Terry · 13-03-2008 09:54PM

Gordon wrote: »

Where did the guy go to the toilet?

Golden shower.

Where's Fluttering Bantam to weigh in on this one?
I mean that's one big dump.
He must be creaming himself over this story.

antodeco · 13-03-2008 10:16PM

Maybe it was the ultimate lingering sh!t smell? We all know what Im talking about! :cool:

Sully · 13-03-2008 10:28PM

Gordon wrote: »

Where did the guy go to the toilet?

I assume he worked around her..

themadchef · 13-03-2008 10:37PM

This story is fascinating.

I mean seriously, think about it 2 years. Just sitting there. Food brought into you. Kacks round your ankles. Wtf do you do all day?, admire the view?

She must have been in some kind of catatonic state. "Nothin to see here lads, quite comfy... actually, can anyone pass me the salt"?

Imagine the smell of 2 year old unwashed flesh, in a bacteria filled environment? If she ever got sick, did she use the sink? Was he kind enough to replace the toilet roll :eek:.

As for sex. i can only imagine her giving him oral (wonder did he wear a gas mask?..Or did he return the gesture) think I'm gonna be sick now.......

Overheal · 13-03-2008 10:50PM

o_0

Look lady: either ****, or get off the pot.

talullah · 14-03-2008 12:40AM

ok thats the weirdest thing iv heard in a while.....

she must have been so bored sittin there for all that time....

Steve · 14-03-2008 12:58AM

'course it all started with

"Honey, does my bum look big in this?"

:D

togster · 14-03-2008 08:44AM

On CNN last night they said she had a "phobia" of some sort that stopped her getting of the toilet.

tech77 · 14-03-2008 09:05AM

Thrill wrote: »

Any chance she was just constipated?

That's bizarre. The bf should have called for medical help after a couple of days ffs. I mean, how long does he think it takes to have a dump.

javaboy wrote: »

Like a log :rolleyes:

Feelgood wrote: »

She obviously didn't read this, might have helped. Recommend it to everyone.

dancor wrote: »

Its obvious she was watching Leathal Weapon 2 and got paronoid about a toilet bomb, We all have.

Howard the Duck wrote: »

She was probably doing a really hard crossword or had big colouring book to finish

phasers wrote: »

maybe she had a REALLY dodgy curry

TPD wrote: »

Why didnt the guy leave the food just out of her reach? She could choose between starving to death or ripping the skin off her arse.

Sully wrote: »

I assume he worked around her..

LMFAO.
Funniest. Thread. Ever. (probably)
Lethal weapon one is priceless.

Gummy Panda · 14-03-2008 09:56AM

Maybe she liked receiving a Lumpkin

Thrill · 30-07-2008 09:08PM

Anyone remember this weird story?

Well the girls bf has been given 6 months probation because of it.

http://english.pravda.ru/news/society/30-07-2008/105934-toilet_seat-0

He was also sentenced to 6 months in jail for exposing himself to a teenage neighbour in March. Filthy sod.