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Peyton Manning · 10-03-2008 01:57AM #1

> Heres a nifty thread to discuss all this summers transfer activity

> I think Rafa needs to bring in another midfielder, can never have too many

> Yes but the priority is on the wings, you need more wingers

> Gerrard can play on the wing, its his best position

> No its not

> Yes it is

> No its not

> Yes it is

> And thats why you cant win the league, playing a natural centre midfielder on the wing.

> Well he's better than Ronaldo

> No hes not

> Yes he is

> No hes not

> Yes he is, Ronaldo is a diving puffter

> So does Gerrard, look, heres a youtube video

> That was more than 2 years ago so its ok now. Heres a youtube video of Ronaldo diving 5 minutes ago

> But hes a free scoring winger and the best player in the world

> Not a patch on Messi, Kaka, Bramble etc.

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

> OMG WTF? Hes the best in the world, FIFA are just bitter

> Youre all a shower of bastards. Support you local club for f*cks sake...

> Heres another youtube video of him diving

> Well Gerrard is scum

Moderator: Well done lads. Thread closed.

Did I miss anything?

Eirebear · 10-03-2008 02:02AM

Could you fit this in somewhere?
Rangers fans do Nazi salutes...theyre evil

;)

Xavi6 · 10-03-2008 02:07AM

No mention of Roy Keane?

For shame.

Xavi6 · 10-03-2008 02:08AM

Archimedes wrote: »

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

Post of the month by the way!

estebancambias · 10-03-2008 02:31AM

Archimedes wrote: »

> Heres a nifty thread to discuss all this summers transfer activity

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

Its true...its true...its true.

That whole thread made me laugh.

MrJoeSoap · 10-03-2008 03:00AM

****in rofl at that post. Genius.

Xavi6 wrote: »

No mention of Roy Keane?

For shame.

And the token Le Tissier hijack.

kryogen · 10-03-2008 03:03AM

great thread

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 10-03-2008 03:20AM

Call that comprehensive?

You missed:

Liverpoiol fans are scumbags and they're always stealing stuff

I fvcking hate England - they always go on about winnign the 66 world cup.

We're signing Kaka next summer - yeah!

You'd be **** without Gerrard/Torres

How come you've lost all gamnes when Rooney hasn't played?

Chelsea would be in the second division if it wasn;t for Abramovitch

Go Dunphy!

I fvcking HATE Hansen/Lawro/Sheerer/guy who introduces champs leagur on RTE 2 and why the fvck do they only show United/Liverpool on RTE anyway?

PHB · 10-03-2008 10:34AM

Archimedes wrote: »

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

> Youre all a shower of bastards. Support you local club for f*cks sake...

Those two are very good

_blank_ · 10-03-2008 10:37AM

I've never called anyone who posts here a bastard.

Vokes · 10-03-2008 10:57AM

Archimedes wrote: »

> Serie A is the best in the world. De Rossi is ace. Timothy McVeigh is inspirational. I could have played for Roma.

Absolute genius, tbh

Mr. Presentable · 10-03-2008 11:08AM

Nice work, but you missed

That's not the real Ronaldo

English supporters are all hooligans

Glory hunting band-wagon jumper-ons

Mr. Presentable · 10-03-2008 11:09AM

DesF wrote: »

I've never called anyone who posts here a bastard.

Maybe you should

_blank_ · 10-03-2008 11:11AM

nipplenuts wrote: »

Maybe you should

You bastard.

Mr. Presentable · 10-03-2008 11:16AM

DesF wrote: »

You bastard.

:eek: He fell for it! Reported

LuckyLloyd · 10-03-2008 12:06PM

I approve of this thread.

Mr Alan · 10-03-2008 12:09PM

me too.

although there should be at least one, "FACT" in there.

Tusky · 10-03-2008 12:54PM

Rotation rotation rotation zonal rotation zonal marking zonal marking zonal marking Rotation

Mr Alan · 10-03-2008 12:55PM

Tusky wrote: »

Rotation rotation rotation zonal rotation zonal marking zonal marking zonal marking Rotation

richard?

Nalz · 10-03-2008 01:05PM

Man Utd > Liverpool

Liverpool < Man Utd

Man Utd = Liverpool

Man Utd >= Liverpool

Liverpool <= Man Utd

I like Custard

Man Utd ≠ Liverpool

Man Utd == Liverpool

Torres + Gerrard > Rest of Liverpool

Rooney + Ronaldo > Rest of Man United

Xavi6 · 10-03-2008 01:16PM

Xavi is great

Mr Alan · 10-03-2008 01:17PM

2 words.

"The Viper"

10-03-2008 01:19PM

"We're" better than "you"

No "you're" not

Face it "we've" won more than "your shower"

"We" play better football

Your manager cant even get out of a CL group with Celtic, Copenhagen and Benfica FFS, go home to your gaff and lock the door/

Least I have a gaff

Then use it

I would but your fans keep robbin it

Thats because of rotation, different people at home every week

no its not, its cos gerrards a diver

no, ronaldo is the worst

Eh, you;re both sh1t cos we beat you in the derby

Lads, cut it out, on a lighter note, my hopes for this year: "WE" win the league....England to lose every game they play...............

.....................And so on

Xavi6 · 10-03-2008 01:20PM

2 more words

"Il Trap"

(see also - John Delaney)

10-03-2008 01:20PM

Mr Alan wrote: »

2 words.

"The Viper"

And Anderson Is God - AIG

At least thats funny/clever............V7pur just sucks!

Mr Alan · 10-03-2008 01:21PM

Deleted User wrote: »

And Anderson Is God - AIG

Not funny, nor clever Neil.;)

10-03-2008 01:27PM

Mr Alan wrote: »

Not funny, nor clever Neil.;)

:eek::eek:

Goes with the sponsor on the shirt, funny and clever Alan:p:p

FACT:D

Mr. Presentable · 10-03-2008 01:31PM

Deleted User wrote: »

And Anderson Is God - AIG

At least thats funny

Well it always gets a guffaw from me when I read it

Mr Alan · 10-03-2008 01:32PM

is ti a boards thing or a general manc nickname?

Unearthly · 10-03-2008 01:35PM

"I'm a better fan than you, you are imitations :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:"

"go away"

":rolleyes:"

"comment that gets me warned"

~Rebel~ · 10-03-2008 01:38PM

Bravo Archimedes. Bravo.

Ill also throw in "Ole Ole'ers" and "Barstoolers".

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