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YORE MAs pub quizz thread [NO CHAT!]

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭roadruner


    roadruner wrote: »
    Old Major ?


    If I was correct here's my question

    Why do males have nipples
    (serious question not a joke!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,454 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    roadruner wrote: »
    If I was correct here's my question

    Why do males have nipples
    (serious question not a joke!)

    You were wrong and in answer to yours I'm dying to know because I haven't a breeze. No harm in two questions runnin at same time, it'sn not exactly hopping around here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Collie D wrote: »
    OK, I'll go.

    What was the name of the horse in Animal Farm - the clean one?
    Boxer, wasn't it?

    Not so sure how clean he was though ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭buachaillbeoir


    Collie D wrote: »
    OK, I'll go.

    What was the name of the horse in Animal Farm - the clean one?

    there are three horses- Boxer, Mollie, and Clover


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭roadruner


    roadruner wrote: »
    If I was correct here's my question

    Why do males have nipples
    (serious question not a joke!)

    Oops I was wrong but can I still throw in my question?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    there are three horses- Boxer, Mollie, and Clover
    But which was the clean one? :D



    (Roadrunner, I'm waiting to see what the serious answer to yours is, so don't go away, y'hear!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭buachaillbeoir


    But which was the clean one? :D



    (Roadrunner, I'm waiting to see what the serious answer to yours is, so don't go away, y'hear!)

    Ohh right i thought it was meant as the "clean version of animal farm" :)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    roadruner wrote: »
    If I was correct here's my question

    Why do males have nipples
    (serious question not a joke!)

    I imagine it is because we all start out the same without gender.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ohh right i thought it was meant as the "clean version of animal farm" :)
    O_o

    There's a dirty version of Animal Farm??! :eek:

    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I imagine it is because we all start out the same without gender.
    That actually sounds logical ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭roadruner


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I imagine it is because we all start out the same without gender.

    Your on the right track kinda


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭buachaillbeoir


    roadruner wrote: »
    Your on the right track kinda

    i read that males and females are born with nipples as they develope in the womb before the sex of a baby has been "decided". they remain as part of the male body but are dormant from birth.

    Also strangley enough i found this piece aswell:

    " In the adult male, the dormant glands can still be revived by a sufficient dose of estrogen. Actual lactation is rare--only a couple cases have been recorded. But at least one writer (Daly, 1978) has suggested that the "physiological impediments to the evolution of male lactation do not seem individually surmountable." Meaning we may yet see the dawn of the truly liberated household."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    ... the "physiological impediments to the evolution of male lactation do not seem individually surmountable." Meaning we may yet see the dawn of the truly liberated household."
    That thump you just heard was the sound of the BGRH regulars fainting in horror, and hitting the ground! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭buachaillbeoir


    That thump you just heard was the sound of the BGRH regulars fainting in horror, and hitting the ground! :D

    lol makes would make for a good trick to play on somebody, (crushes tablets of eastrogen into flatmates coffee jar)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    lol makes would make for a good trick to play on somebody, (crushes tablets of eastrogen into flatmates coffee jar)
    Is that wise? 0_o

    It could have other side-effects, you know.

    Hope you have a lock on your bedroom door! :p:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭buachaillbeoir


    Is that wise? 0_o

    It could have other side-effects, you know.

    Hope you have a lock on your bedroom door! :p:D

    Its ok, im moving in about a month! lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,845 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    there are three horses- Boxer, Mollie, and Clover
    buachaillbeoir got it right. Presuming that you've all finished having a chat now - maybe someone would like to ask a question instead of nattering like oul' wans?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Morning Brother Billy

    What age was Bill Gates when he formed his first company?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,845 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Howya Rig!

    22?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    younger brother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭buachaillbeoir


    19?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    younger, his voice was probably breaking, the pup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭buachaillbeoir


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    younger, his voice was probably breaking, the pup.

    lol, actually was this the traffic thing? 14 or so?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Yep lol, 14

    Yore question Brother buachaillbeoir!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭buachaillbeoir


    aww my head id melted, ill pass it on :)



    feck it, here goes: what figure will you only find in the Christmas Cribs from Catalonia and what is he doing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Collie D wrote: »
    WTF, man..........

    In answer to your question, 67?
    Pighead got pwned. :D
    Victor wrote: »
    Ah, trick question.

    People appear not to be able to agree the length of the canal, because there is a lake in the middle and does one include the approaches or not. Most sources say 163-166km (some more, some less) and including the approaches 190km.
    163 I had so Victor sorted it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    aww my head id melted, ill pass it on :)



    feck it, here goes: what figure will you only find in the Christmas Cribs from Catalonia and what is he doing?

    The easter bunny?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    aww my head id melted, ill pass it on :)



    feck it, here goes: what figure will you only find in the Christmas Cribs from Catalonia and what is he doing?

    Satan? He's eating the placenta?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    feck it, here goes: what figure will you only find in the Christmas Cribs from Catalonia and what is he doing?

    God going "Man I knew I should of used protection"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭roadruner


    i read that males and females are born with nipples as they develope in the womb before the sex of a baby has been "decided". they remain as part of the male body but are dormant from birth.

    Also strangley enough i found this piece aswell:

    " In the adult male, the dormant glands can still be revived by a sufficient dose of estrogen. Actual lactation is rare--only a couple cases have been recorded. But at least one writer (Daly, 1978) has suggested that the "physiological impediments to the evolution of male lactation do not seem individually surmountable." Meaning we may yet see the dawn of the truly liberated household."

    more or less spot on well done


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,845 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Dude - This is a quiz thread. Tell your jokes in the Humour forum.


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