Are knackers/scumbags self-aware? And any Boardsie skangers around?

tech77 · 04-03-2008 10:40PM #1

Feel free to merge with other skanger thread but I thought it was worth a new thread. So: 1. Are knackers/scumbags generally self-aware? 2. If so, any self-professed (even proud?) Boardsie knackers/skangers?

ClassicDisaster · 04-03-2008 10:43PM

Definatly proud. my example, the age old quote "u givin me cheeeeek!"

galwayrush · 04-03-2008 10:45PM

Most of them can't read ,so they don't even know they are Skangers.

AckwelFoley · 04-03-2008 10:45PM

Does a monkey know hes a monkey?

OrlaBarry · 04-03-2008 10:48PM

They are all stupid. Probably driving around in their Toyota hi Aces and Daewoo Antaras.

Idiots.

flanum · 04-03-2008 10:48PM

i genuinely honestly dont think they are actually aware that they are skangers.
i mean when they walk down a street and they see another skanger, do they not think "fcuk me, that cnuts dressed exactly the same as me and he looks completely skangery!"!

OrlaBarry · 04-03-2008 10:49PM

flanum wrote: »

i genuinely honestly dont think they are actually aware that they are skangers.
i mean when they walk down a street and they see another skanger, do they not think "fcuk me, that cnuts dressed exactly the same as me and he looks completely skangery!"!

Probably not.

chopperbyrne · 04-03-2008 10:51PM

The Skangernet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skangernet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

flanum · 04-03-2008 11:03PM

few good explanations and descriptions here :
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scanger

keen · 04-03-2008 11:13PM

flanum wrote: »

i genuinely honestly dont think they are actually aware that they are skangers.
i mean when they walk down a street and they see another skanger, do they not think "fcuk me, that cnuts dressed exactly the same as me and he looks completely skangery!"!

No they think to themselves he's dressed like me he's probably as mad as me I won't start anything I'll wait for the fat **** with the slipknot hoody to walk by.

tech77 · 04-03-2008 11:18PM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

The Skangernet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skangernet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

LOL

tech77 · 04-03-2008 11:23PM

flanum wrote: »

few good explanations and descriptions here : http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scanger

That's good stuff.
Gave me a good laugh.
"First discovered by Trinity Professor Michael J. Bryan outside a McDonalds"- fcuking class.

flanum · 04-03-2008 11:31PM

skangers have a sense of humour too:
http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1043429-The_Finglas_Bicycle-Dublin.jpg

Collie D · 04-03-2008 11:42PM

flanum wrote: »

skangers have a sense of humour too:
http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1043429-The_Finglas_Bicycle-Dublin.jpg

That's not humour, that's his job. He's putting a claim in on the back of that photo

Terry · 04-03-2008 11:47PM

LOL I'm more sophisticated than you.
Please adore me and heap praise upon me.

Are knackers/scumbags self-aware? And any Boardsie skangers around?

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