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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    Yeah, that's fine for a couple of months, but then it's not enough ... and it goes to eight times a day ... then nine ... then eventually you don't leave the house all day coz it's become an addiction, and you can't stop! :(


    Not that I'd know, or anything ... >_>

    Ah now I understand the username.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Overheal wrote: »
    Thats an old wives tale: I'm 6'2" :cool:

    I'm 5'9"... Thought I may have gotten an explanation :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    i heard the hitcher was an orphan, and got free eels on account of that fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    The OP should learn to get along with their parents better, or at some stage they could end up living on the streets, making a home out of rubbish, eating head and shoulders, toothpaste and pieces of sh!t. Big pieces of sh!t.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    i heard the hitcher was an orphan, and got free eels on account of that fact.

    I do believe the hitcher tells a different story every time he appears. He used to be in theatre too, which would explain the amatuer dramatis here :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    Rape a dolphin. Or a porpoise, one blowhole's the same as the next.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Wreck wrote: »
    Rape a dolphin. Or a porpoise, one blowhole's the same as the next.

    ... A porpoise is NOT the same as a dolphin!!! :)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,688 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    Become an emo tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,377 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Wreck wrote: »
    Rape a dolphin. Or a porpoise, one blowhole's the same as the next.

    Spoken by someone who's obviously a virgin when it comes to cetacean love.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    Go all Oedipal on them.

    It's the only way to show your feelings.


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