Footballer Fights

Call Me Jimmy · 26-02-2008 04:34PM

Worst in a fight: Luis Fabiano of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujU6C5Qd_Eo

missingtime · 26-02-2008 04:37PM

Mr Alan wrote: »

didnt Vidic take a dive a few weeks back? little slap in the face and went down like a ton of bricks, something like that?

Luis Garcia eh?

Or as i like to call him the Conquerer of Keane

Ha love that too.

You could also it was due to that injury that Keane was unable to play for Ireland and as such we didn't qualify.

26-02-2008 04:38PM

A: Mascherano looks like a right scumbag, but I reckon Gerrard would take him
B: Chris Eagles......definitely, Chris Eagles
C: Gerrard -v- Carragher would be good, but I'd like to see Keano bate the shyte outta Stevie G

Keano

For those not in the know.....Chris Eagles:

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26-02-2008 04:43PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Worst in a fight: Luis Fabiano of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujU6C5Qd_Eo

Dunno who was worse, I guess at least Diogo managed to land one of those girly haymakers.

26-02-2008 04:45PM

Mr Alan wrote: »

didnt Vidic take a dive a few weeks back? little slap in the face and went down like a ton of bricks, something like that?

Luis Garcia eh?

Or as i like to call him the Conquerer of Keane

Ah here, do we realy need to get this "your players dive more than our players" sh*te going in EVERY thread in here?

U mean the time when Keane became the first footballer to take a broken metatarsal like a man!?!:D

Mr Alan · 26-02-2008 04:46PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah here, do we realy need to get this "your players dive more than our players" sh*te going in EVERY thread in here?

LOL thats not wat it is at all Neil. Just pointing out that Vidic, i thought was pretty hard. Now i reckon i'd kick his serbian head in

26-02-2008 04:56PM

Mr Alan wrote: »

LOL thats not wat it is at all Neil. Just pointing out that Vidic, i thought was pretty hard. Now i reckon i'd kick his serbian head in

Id pay to see that! Fitness levels might come into it though!! haha!

Mr Alan · 26-02-2008 05:00PM

I'd set Diane on him though so we both know i'd win!

Call Me Jimmy · 26-02-2008 05:02PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Dunno who was worse, I guess at least Diogo managed to land one of those girly haymakers.

Diogo only threw one at the start, the rest were just parries! Fabiono's were the girliest, most full circled attempts at slaps i've seen since primary school.

26-02-2008 05:10PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Diogo only threw one at the start, the rest were just parries! Fabiono's were the girliest, most full circled attempts at slaps i've seen since primary school.

The first was a parry the rest were pathetic attempts at punches, just like EVERY one Fabiano threw. they should both be embarrassed. The fact that Fabiano stumbled twice after being hit too showed he has a tremendous chin! He shoudl go into boxing!

Mikeyt086 · 26-02-2008 05:16PM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Fight I'd like to see: Lua Lua Vs Nani

That already happened, its called Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, im sure you can pick it up in HMV or somewhere.

a) Rooney: stocky, quick, scouce.
b) Theo Walcott: He looks like hes about to cry all the time.
c) Adriano vs Julio Baptista: Big Brazilian Brawl.
d) John Fashanu... Come on.... He presented Gladiators!

Call Me Jimmy · 26-02-2008 05:17PM

Deleted User wrote: »

The first was a parry the rest were pathetic attempts at punches, just like EVERY one Fabiano threw. they should both be embarrassed. The fact that Fabiano stumbled twice after being hit too showed he has a tremendous chin! He shoudl go into boxing!

lol, I'm just imagining fabiano fighting in a ring against a real boxer. I know I know, anyone against a proper boxer would get raped but, just the visual of him throwing his shapes in Madison Square Garden is priceless.

Mr.Nice Guy · 26-02-2008 05:34PM

A)- The Best in a fight

I'm going with Graham Stack after this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXxChycLh3k

- The worst in a fight

Robbie Savage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbCuYuYlozA

C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?

Roy Keane and Alan Shearer

D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

Hard to say but I wouldn't want to cross the Leeds duo of Giles and Bremner from what I've learned about them, nor would I have liked to meet Keane or Cantona at their angriest moment.

Peyton Manning · 26-02-2008 06:11PM

Gotta love Adriano's trademark Double Punch KO (as seen first in this video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnn5YHmMh9g

An Citeog · 26-02-2008 06:50PM

PHB wrote: »

A)- The Best in a fight

I think Vidic just because you can't knock him down. I remember one match where he was late tackled really badly, and the guy who did it went off injuried. Hilarious stuff.

Is this the one you're talking about. This fella didn't go off injured but he certainly felt it!:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNe-VGsoaE8

eZe^ · 26-02-2008 08:06PM

A. Yaya Toure
B. Adriano
C. Vieira vs Keane (Vieira would actually bury him into the ground)
D. Floyd Mayweather (he played 'soccer' as a kid!! =P)

Mikeyt086 · 26-02-2008 08:11PM

Archimedes wrote: »

Gotta love Adriano's trademark Double Punch KO (as seen first in this video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnn5YHmMh9g

HADOUKEN!

vestanpance · 26-02-2008 08:33PM

topnutz wrote: »

Didnt edgar davids once beat the bejaysus out of 2 muggers who attempted to rob his porsche? If so....
A & D , Edgar davids FTW
B Michael owen or Aaron lennon
C Roy Keane vs Robbie Savage

Did him and Robbie Keane not have a fight during or after training when at Spurs and Keane knocked him out?

PHB · 26-02-2008 09:10PM

An Citeog wrote: »

Is this the one you're talking about. This fella didn't go off injured but he certainly felt it!:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNe-VGsoaE8

Yeh that one, thought he went off, that was so hilarious

26-02-2008 09:38PM

eZe^ wrote: »

A. Yaya Toure
B. Adriano
. Vieira vs Keane (Vieira would actually bury him into the ground)
D. Floyd Mayweather (he played 'soccer' as a kid!! =P)

How exactly have u come to that conclusion?!!! Keane has all the agro while Vieira is more passive when compared to Keane, and its not like Pat is like PBF Mayweather who has the skills to deal with that, he'd probably just fold mentally and give up like he did here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qV-QKpRNtU

Plus to the best of my knowledge Keane used to be a useful amateur boxer in his early teens. Plus Vieira looked like a sissy when he handballed in Anfield last week makin him lose!!

:D

OPENROAD · 26-02-2008 09:41PM

Deleted User wrote: »

How exactly have u come to that conclusion?!!! Keane has all the agro while Vieira is more passive when compared to Keane, and its not like Pat is like PBF Mayweather who has the skills to deal with that, he'd probably just fold mentally and give up like he did here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qV-QKpRNtU

Plus to the best of my knowledge Keane used to be a useful amateur boxer in his early teens. Plus Vieira looked like a sissy when he handballed in Anfield last week makin him lose!! :D

Actually watching that again, it looked to me that Keane was about to burst into tears.

Mr.Nice Guy · 26-02-2008 09:43PM

OPENROAD wrote: »

Actually watching that again, it looked to me that Keane was about to burst into tears.

:rolleyes:

Nunu · 26-02-2008 09:57PM

Mr Alan wrote: »

didnt Vidic take a dive a few weeks back? little slap in the face and went down like a ton of bricks, something like that?

Luis Garcia eh?

Or as i like to call him the Conquerer of Keane

That's a common misconception. It was actually a tackle from Gerrard (or Crouch?) a couple of minutes before where Keane suffered that injury and he tried to play on...but after the Garcia tackle on the same foot he knew he couldn't continue .

A)- The Best in a fight
- The worst in a fight
C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?
D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

A)- Roberto Ayala (He is such a bad ass I reckon he's cold blooded)

- Alexander Hleb (I don't know, he just looks malnourished?)
C)- Jens Lehmann and Ollie Kahn (I reckon someone would actually die!)
D)- Kenny Cunningham (he battered that wannabe Vinnie Jones in the tunnel once)

~Rebel~ · 26-02-2008 10:13PM

actually the last post, with the malnourishment comment, reminded me of an alternate to my

answer. I had Robben, but Yossi Benayoun really looks straight out of an St Vincent de Paul ad!

also with the previous post in mind, Lehmann V Almunia would be awesome. Lehmann is the obvious favourite, but Almunia really reminds me of Jean Reno in Leon, and, well, Leon's awesome!

Xavi6 · 26-02-2008 10:59PM

A)- The Best in a fight
- The worst in a fight
C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?
D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

A) The Tampon (Big Dunc)

Nigel Winterburn - the ultimate flincher. Remember the Di Canio incident?!
C) David v Goliath is always good. It'd be interesting to see how a big bruiser like Martin Taylor would cope with a wiry whippet like Eduardo..........
D) Duncan Disorderly or Andy Morrison, City's captain from our Division 2 days. The guy is a f*cking monster, has no neck and takes no prisoners. Made his latest court appearance only last week.

ROCKMAN · 26-02-2008 11:15PM

A Vidic
B Crouch
C Wright Philips v Crouch (now that would be funny)
D Jack Charlton

Bubs101 · 26-02-2008 11:23PM

A)- The Best in a fight
ATM I would have to say Danielle De Rossi. Absolute scum, not afraid to fight dirty and has the right build aswell as being quick

- The worst in a fight

Ashley Cole - Gays can't fight

C)- Which 2 players would you like to see fight the most?

Would pay to see Matterazzi and Zidane go 12 rounds

D)- Which player would be the best fighter of all time?

Vinnie Jones

MrJoeSoap · 26-02-2008 11:44PM

ciaran76 wrote: »

Duncan Ferguson is the answer for A and D !;)

I was about to say him.

Luis Garcia for B

Duncan -v- Materazzi for C

An Citeog · 27-02-2008 12:00AM

Bubs101 wrote: »

A)- The Best in a fight
ATM I would have to say Danielle De Rossi. Absolute scum, not afraid to fight dirty and has the right build aswell as being quick

You sure about that?:D

Mr Alan · 27-02-2008 12:00AM

Nunu wrote: »

That's a common misconception. It was actually a tackle from Gerrard (or Crouch?) a couple of minutes before where Keane suffered that injury and he tried to play on...but after the Garcia tackle on the same foot he knew he couldn't continue .

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