Smoker?

AckwelFoley · 14-02-2008 01:15AM #1

Do you smoke?

How many per day?

How when and why may you give up?

Boggles · 14-02-2008 01:16AM

Yes

40

No and No

14-02-2008 01:17AM

snyper wrote: »

Do you smoke?

No.

snyper wrote:

How many per day?

Zero.

snyper wrote:

How when and why may you give up?

Never smoked, nor will I ever.

AckwelFoley · 14-02-2008 01:19AM

Boggles wrote: »

Yes

40

No and No

40!

Christ.. i smoke 20 silk cut blue.. and thought it was bad.. considerng i only took it up less than a year ago!

Why? Stress, i think.

14-02-2008 01:23AM

snyper wrote: »

Christ.. i smoke 20 silk cut blue.. and thought it was bad.. considerng i only took it up less than a year ago!

Just curious... Do you brush before kissing your g/f (or does she smoke too removing the need)? For nonsmokers to kiss a smoker, is often like kissing an ashtray.

Jesus Wept · 14-02-2008 01:23AM

snyper wrote: »

40!

Christ.. i smoke 20 silk cut blue.. and thought it was bad.. considerng i only took it up less than a year ago!

Why? Stress, i think.

Bit of a late starter? what age were you?!
Didn't think someone would start at your age.

Silly boy.

Quality · 14-02-2008 01:25AM

Gave up smoking on the 1st of December.. Would have smoked 20 a day...

Havent smoked since.. and havent looked back..

I feel great without them..

Put on a bit of weight over xmas. But that is under control now..

Rb · 14-02-2008 01:26AM

There's a smoking forum for this.

Feelgood · 14-02-2008 01:26AM

rb_ie wrote: »

There's a smoking forum for this.

Unless hes talking about cocks?

AckwelFoley · 14-02-2008 01:27AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Just curious... Do you brush before kissing your g/f (or does she smoke too removing the need)? For nonsmokers to kiss a smoker, is often like kissing an ashtray.

When i was with my ex, i carried a bottle of mouthwash around me like Angelina Jolie carried a vile of billy bob thorntons blood around her neck

The-Rigger wrote: »

Bit of a late starter? what age were you?!
Didn't think someone would start at your age.
Silly boy.

29.

..and yes, its retarded. I must stop.

AckwelFoley · 14-02-2008 01:27AM

rb_ie wrote: »

There's a smoking forum for this.

Asking ppl in a smoking forum if they smoke?

Yes, i see how one would get a representative poll :rolleyes:

Boggles · 14-02-2008 01:28AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Just curious... Do you brush before kissing your g/f (or does she smoke too removing the need)? For nonsmokers to kiss a smoker, is often like kissing an ashtray.

Yeah but my penis is minty fresh!

Rb · 14-02-2008 01:29AM

snyper wrote: »

Asking ppl in a smoking forum if they smoke?

Yes, i see how one would get a representative poll :rolleyes:

It was created for a reason.

You just wait and see where this thread goes.

14-02-2008 01:31AM

snyper wrote: »

..and yes, its retarded. I must stop.

Snyper at his next physical exam...

GP says, "Now take a few deep breaths, then exhale, while I listen to your chest."

Snyper starts to take a deep breath *cough!* more breath *cough!*, followed by an exhale, *cough, cough, cough!*

Dudess · 14-02-2008 01:32AM

snyper wrote: »

Asking ppl in a smoking forum if they smoke?

Yes, i see how one would get a representative poll :rolleyes:

Lol

I'm grateful to be one of those lucky people who only smokes when cigarettes are at their best - with booze and after sex.

14-02-2008 01:33AM

Boggles wrote: »

Yeah but my penis is minty fresh!

Boggles · 14-02-2008 01:34AM

Dudess wrote: »

and after sex.

Sometimes during

Feelgood · 14-02-2008 01:36AM

Moonbaby wrote: »

I never saw the point, you have to be addicted for it too feel good.
Getting addicted to something like chocolate or vallium makes much more sense to me.

How about chocolate valuims?.....bound to be a market for that.

14-02-2008 01:36AM

I never saw the point, you have to be addicted for it too feel good.
Getting addicted to something like chocolate or vallium makes much more sense to me.

!_Brian_! · 14-02-2008 01:36AM

I've been cutting down for years at this stage. Used to be about 30 john player blue a day. Down to less than ten marlboro lights a day now. Sick of smoking and really noticing the smell of my it in my flat lately so .... we'll see what happens.

Jesus Wept · 14-02-2008 01:37AM

I was born a Salem's man, and I'll die a Salem's man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86lYG1V2-n4

14-02-2008 01:42AM

The Rig: They smoked witches in Salem too.

GhostInTheRuins · 14-02-2008 01:47AM

I just have to say that smokers are dickheads.

Coming from someone that's had sever respiratory problems their entire life (I'm actually using a nebulizer right at this very moment), it pisses me off everytime I see someone taking for granted and destroying their lungs.

/rant

Boggles · 14-02-2008 01:48AM

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

I just have to say that smokers are dickheads.

Coming from someone that's had sever respiratory problems their entire life (I'm actually using a nebulizer right at this very moment), it pisses me off everytime I see someone taking for granted and destroying their lungs.

/rant

I think people who use nebulizers are dickheads.

/rant

GhostInTheRuins · 14-02-2008 01:50AM

Boggles wrote: »

I think people who use nebulizers are dickheads.

/rant

Good one :rolleyes:

AckwelFoley · 14-02-2008 01:51AM

Boggles wrote: »

I think people who use nebulizers are dickheads.

/rant

^ That made me spit out some laughing juice.

Boggles · 14-02-2008 01:53AM

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

Good one :rolleyes:

The Tax i'm paying on my cancer sticks should be going directly into helping smokers, not free loading non puffers!!

doonothing · 14-02-2008 01:56AM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Just curious... Do you brush before kissing your g/f (or does she smoke too removing the need)? For nonsmokers to kiss a smoker, is often like kissing an ashtray.

I always hear this... Smokers were non-smokers too once! I kissed a few girls back then who smoked, I have to say, I tasted no ashtray! nor have I heard any complaints since... Maybe it depends on brand?
And no one knows what kissing an ashtray is like, surely!

admiralofthefleet · 14-02-2008 01:56AM

yes

almost 30

when im kicking up daisies

indiana jones · 14-02-2008 01:58AM

i was a smoker in my twenties but i gave up (alan carr). im still a social smoker so when im on the piss which isnt very often these days(moved to the countryside) i could still smoke 40 a night ( lighting one off the other).
anyhow i though i was cured of late but tonight i was watching "atonement" on the internet while my abandoning boyfriend is on the piss (bollocks)and if you havent seen it its set in war time britin and all the cast inculding kiera knightly are all smoking their brains out nearly all the way through the film.. well anyhow after a few glases of pinot grigio i was like a cat burgler looking for a cigarette around the house. i even text my 'boyfriend' to see if there was any 'hidden in the house' but he didnt reply (prick)and i toyed with the idea of driving to the 24 hour garage half cut. i havent had a cravng like that in years.....so moral of the story is ....it really never leaves you ... also .... dont watch 'atonement' if your giving up the smoking .

Boggles · 14-02-2008 02:01AM

indiana jones wrote: »

i was a smoker in my twenties but i gave up (alan carr). im still a social smoker so when im on the piss which isnt very often these days(moved to the countryside) i could still smoke 40 a night ( lighting one off the other).
anyhow i though i was cured of late but tonight i was watching "atonement" on the internet while my abandoning boyfriend is on the piss (bollocks)and if you havent seen it its set in war time britin and all the cast inculding kiera knightly are all smoking their brains out nearly all the way through the film.. well anyhow after a few glases of pinot grigio i was like a cat burgler looking for a cigarette around the house. i even text my 'boyfriend' to see if there was any 'hidden in the house' but he didnt reply (prick)and i toyed with the idea of driving to the 24 hour garage half cut. i havent had a cravng like that in years.....so moral of the story is ....it really never leaves you ... also .... dont watch 'atonement' if your giving up the smoking .

No, the moral of that story is your boyfriend is in for it when he gets his pissed arsee home.

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