Confession

RubyXI · 12-02-2008 03:48PM #1

Done something you regret? Cant get it off your mind? Wish there was someone to tell who won't judge you?
Well your prayers have been answered.
Post your confessions up here. Get it off your chest.
No nasty comments or judging anyone, whatever they say.
No penance or 3 hail mary's even if its a mortal sin

connundrum · 12-02-2008 03:52PM

I walked out of Tesco with a 20 pack of Stella a few months ago. I was using one of those self service machines and just didn't cop the huge box of beer in the trolley. Only realised when I was packing it in the boot, at which stage it was clearly too late to bring it back.

Lord hear us..

Mr. CooL ICE · 12-02-2008 03:56PM

I once opened an umbrella indoors. Oh, how embarassing

MooseJam · 12-02-2008 03:57PM

I tried a couple of pic n mix before buying /hangs head in shame

RubyXI · 12-02-2008 04:00PM

I kissed a colleague. No-one must know.

Rb · 12-02-2008 04:01PM

I shot JR.

biko · 12-02-2008 04:07PM

Bless me father for I have sinned
She had big brown eyes and silky skin
Bless me father I couldn’t resist
Oh Father you just have no idea what you’ve missed

RxQueen · 12-02-2008 04:09PM

i gave up chocolate for lent the day lent started, i then when to the shop and bought a snickers

i gave up sweets following that incident, but i broke that too, then i gave up crisps and i broke that too

im a failure

***drools mmm snickers****

LadyJ · 12-02-2008 04:17PM

I have Trevor Deely and Madeline McCann!

stevoman · 12-02-2008 04:19PM

when i was a kid i used to bite myself in the arm and then run into my parents and blame my little brother!!

Gone West · 12-02-2008 04:22PM

LadyJ wrote: »

I have Trevor Deely and Madeline McCann!

swap you 3 vietnamese kids and a runaway Irish girl for Madeline?

BOOBLESS · 12-02-2008 04:24PM

When I was younger I stole push bikes so I could buy hash and get High....

The 3 hail mary's father pervert gave me for confessing this did not help my level of guilt.

I once pissed in my sisters shampoo bottle because she was on the rag one week and was like a mental patient. That showed her.

Ruu_Old · 12-02-2008 04:26PM

I took a packet of balloons from Londis when I was 6 or 7, sorry Mr.McGuire.

neacy69 · 12-02-2008 04:27PM

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is??????

*i'll get my coat sorry

action jackson · 12-02-2008 04:30PM

I am your father

LadyJ · 12-02-2008 04:38PM

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

swap you 3 vietnamese kids and a runaway Irish girl for Madeline?

No way, I'm just waiting to get Osama and then I'll have the full set!

betty swollox · 12-02-2008 04:46PM

I see dead people

Agamemnon · 12-02-2008 04:49PM

I ordered two big plates of chips in a pub recently and left without paying. I'm a monster.

Splinter · 12-02-2008 05:08PM

aww i was waiting ages for osama... i even gave up and gave back my english canoeist...

5starpool · 12-02-2008 05:10PM

When I was about 5 or 6 I tried to take one of those jelly ring things from a local shop. I got caught and given out to by someone who knew my mother, and I didn't go back to the shop until about 3 years later, and then very reluctantly. If I wasn't caught I might have a criminal nickname by now such as "The Albatross" or some such. Instead I wouldn't even steal candy from a baby now

I think it cost 4p or something.

seamus · 12-02-2008 05:17PM

phi3 wrote: »

I kissed a colleague. No-one must know.

John? Is that you? From the An Post branch on Camden Street? John O'Reilly?

geuro · 12-02-2008 05:18PM

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

jacko · 12-02-2008 05:49PM

geuro wrote: »

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

ha ha ha, classic goonies

Quality · 12-02-2008 05:53PM

When I go to the cinema, If there is no one on the till at the pic n mix, I just put the €10 worth of sweets into my bag...

I sometimes lie to my husband... He will say "another new top" I'll say "I have that ages, do you not remember I had it on two weeks ago" He'll say " ahh yeah".

Pighead · 12-02-2008 05:55PM

biko wrote: »

Bless me father for I have sinned
She had big brown eyes and silky skin
Bless me father I couldn’t resist
Oh Father you just have no idea what you’ve missed

Pigheads confession is that he was hiding in the bushes whilst Biko kissed hsi brown eyed love.

Took a picture of them in action but due to advice from the family solicitor Pighead has cut out Biko from the picture.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1098/538709178_a0b6287b65.jpg

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 12-02-2008 05:56PM

As a retiet priest, I do believe I redognise some of the above confessions. God has hereby changed his mind and you are un-forgiven. If such a word exists. Now **** off and stop befouling my confessional booth.

And whay is it called a 'booth' in the first place? WHy is it dark, with just a litte red light in it? If it were Amsterdam, it'd have a bloody prcie list.

truecrippler · 12-02-2008 05:57PM

I caught my dog preforming autofellatio on himself.
Twas not for the faint hearted.

LadyJ · 12-02-2008 06:02PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

-And whay is it called a 'booth' in the first place?

I always knew it as a confessional, no booth. Never heard anyone refer to it as a confessional booth before.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 12-02-2008 06:18PM

LadyJ wrote: »

I always knew it as a confessional, no booth. Never heard anyone refer to it as a confessional booth before.

My dear lady, it was always, always, ALWAYS a booth. Please!

Mr. Incognito · 12-02-2008 06:26PM

I bought Christina's genie in a bottle when I was 16 cos i thought she was hot!

cochese · 12-02-2008 08:00PM

i looked at a really really chubby girls behind a while ago, the other lads were like jesus h christ, i said that same but i was secretly turned on. She was really really chubby. i mean really.

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