The to-the-jacks disappearing act

Cianos · 10-02-2008 04:13PM #1

I always think it's funny when your out with someone, and without a word they stand up from the table and walk away.

"

... Oh, they're going to the jacks".

What etiquette do you use with this?!

FunkZ · 10-02-2008 04:15PM

People just go home without telling you when you're out with them?

AARRRGH · 10-02-2008 04:17PM

With friends I say "I need to pee". With strangers I say "Excuse me I will be back in a moment".

Shocking stuff!

Red Hand · 10-02-2008 05:19PM

"I need to personally evacuate! Out of my way!"

Rb · 10-02-2008 05:23PM

"Pardon me fellos, I've to use the W.C, be back in a moment".

lilmissprincess · 10-02-2008 05:25PM

"Back in a minute"

SligoBrewer · 10-02-2008 05:26PM

I'm off for a wizz

Ruu_Old · 10-02-2008 05:30PM

As Zefram Cochrane said "I gotta take a leak."

DonalN · 10-02-2008 05:30PM

'need a ****e!'

Red Hand · 10-02-2008 05:31PM

"Jeeves! The chamber pot and the sanitory paper, please!"

Macers · 10-02-2008 05:32PM

"I'm touchin cloth here..."

farva · 10-02-2008 05:54PM

Gotta go, serious case of turtle head...

AARRRGH · 10-02-2008 05:55PM

This is kind of unrelated but...

I was once having a pee in a cubicle when a stream of pee shot across into the bowl. It turns out the guy in the cubicle next to me was using the glory hole to pee through as his toilet was blocked.

Bizarre.

This happened at a boards beers event. He's a regular poster here.

10-02-2008 05:59PM

Its common for mens toilets to have glory holes?

Rb · 10-02-2008 06:01PM

dublindude wrote: »

This is kind of unrelated but...

I was once having a pee in a cubicle when a stream of pee shot across into the bowl. It turns out the guy in the cubicle next to me was using the glory hole to pee through as his toilet was blocked.

Bizarre.

This happened at a boards beers event. He's a regular poster here.

Ah that's just Terry being friendly, nothing to worry about.

Red Hand · 10-02-2008 06:01PM

dublindude wrote: »

This is kind of unrelated but...

I was once having a pee in a cubicle when a stream of pee shot across into the bowl. It turns out the guy in the cubicle next to me was using the glory hole to pee through as his toilet was blocked.

Bizarre.

This happened at a boards beers event. He's a regular poster here.

Who was it?

PeakOutput · 10-02-2008 06:02PM

Moonbaby wrote: »

Its common for mens toilets to have glory holes?

its defo common for them to have small holes (peepholes id imagine) but they are usually clogged up with toilet paper. iv never seen anything i would call a glory hole lol

10-02-2008 06:03PM

Did everyone else know that their was CCTV is pubs and clubs toilet cubicles?
I'm horrified.......thank god I'm not a weirdo hooverer.

FunkZ · 10-02-2008 06:03PM

Jaysus I'm a spanner.

"I'm going for a leak, back in a few".

Rhyme · 10-02-2008 06:05PM

farva wrote: »

Gotta go, serious case of turtle head...

Praire-doggin'

Seriously: "Back in a sec."

AARRRGH · 10-02-2008 06:15PM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Who was it?

YORE MA!

Sorry

No, I made that story up actually... but it would be funny if it were true

Red Hand · 10-02-2008 06:17PM

I'm more angry at myself for believing it, draht!:mad:

PeakOutput · 10-02-2008 06:18PM

Moonbaby wrote: »

Did everyone else know that their was CCTV is pubs and clubs toilet cubicles?
I'm horrified.......thank god I'm not a weirdo hooverer.

thats not true and if there are they can only point at the sinks or the door. you cant film the cubicles or the urinals

galwayrush · 10-02-2008 06:18PM

Seal's Broken

10-02-2008 06:22PM

PeakOutput wrote: »

thats not true and if there are they can only point at the sinks or the door. you cant film the cubicles or the urinals

Thanks be to fock! Bad enough having to avoid the loos after the redecorating hour!

JIZZLORD · 10-02-2008 07:59PM

i just say i've to empty the auld colostomy bag

kizzyr · 10-02-2008 08:03PM

I usually just say "have to go to the bathroom, be back in a minute". However when I was single if I was out on a date with someone who turned out to be a total nutter I'd say I had to "go to the bathroom, be back soon" but really go home instead. Strange thing is not once was I asked why I was bringing my coat and bag with me:)