Caught rapid (Contains sexual immorality)

Slidey · 09-02-2008 08:53PM

Got caught getting a blowie in traffic, had tinted windows but the wino still caught a look.
Waded out to an island and was at it, didnt notice there was a view point around the lake and 2 very angry people were pointing!!
First proper gf, used to be at it iin her room, when i'd eb leaving and everyone was in bed used to throw the johnnies in the stanley on my way out the door, unfortunatly i didnt notice it had gone out, needless to say i had to keep a low profile round that house for a while

Sparky · 09-02-2008 09:12PM

A friend of mine got caught riding his girlfriend in a extraloo on a building site.

The slagging he got for a full 2 weeks after

togster · 10-02-2008 10:05AM

Quality wrote: »

Thanks for turning my light hearted sex stories thread into a debate of moral issues.

It was great fun before the moral police came along..

+1

Why do all these threads get dragged off topic?

Back OT.

A friend of mine got caught bangin his girlfriends mother by his girlfriend :eek:

Quality · 10-02-2008 10:13AM

Heres another sex story, a good one,

A friend of mine was getting oral off her boy, he was chewing gum at the time and it got stuck, well you know where,

They couldnt find a sissors, so they used a carving knife to cut it out.

What makes it worse is that it was a sunday morning, and she was staying over in his mas house and they were having roast beef for dinner that day...:eek::eek:

fred funk }{ · 10-02-2008 11:10AM

My brother in-law, before he was my brother in-law was going out with his girlfriend, one night they were getting frisky and he started to finger her. He felt something unusual up there so he proceeded to pull it out.
It was the condom that they used while having drunk sex a whole WEEK before. He had a vague memory of not finding as he was pissed. She just assumed that he had disposed of it, in the proper way of course.

tallus · 10-02-2008 11:36AM

Lol @Fred.

Super Sidious · 10-02-2008 11:58AM

Originally Posted by Mairt View Post
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Had a funny one once in the toilets of a well known nightclub in Templebar ( I was a bouncer there) - I was in the cubicle getting a blow-job from some ol' slapper - I called the lads over the radio and gave them all a free look - now that was hilarious at the time, but I couldn't shoot my load with an audience and broke my heart laughing, poor yoke never knew what the joke was about.

Was she hot?

Got caught by my ex's brother a couple of times, he kept walking into the room without knocking...his face was priceless!

Aswell don't try and flush condoms I learned that lesson a long time ago...!

Auldloon · 10-02-2008 02:10PM

Yip caught mid shag by her boyfriend. She started laughing, he punched me. "I suppose i deserved that but dont do it again" i said. Kinda hard defend yourself when you got a boner swinging around and pointing at your opponent

Toots · 10-02-2008 03:23PM

Aw, I thought this thread was gonna be all light hearted and funny.......:(

Never acutally been caught in the act, but one time while I was still living at home my OH stayed over (in the spare room) and the next morning my rents went out to look for furniture or something so naturally we took advantage of the situation and did the bould thing. Went downstairs to make breakfast, things got a little frisky again in the kitchen, on the table when all of a sudden my OH stopped dead and went bright red, I looked behind me and there was the window cleaner at the windows (turns out he'd been coming in just as my rents were leaving and asked did they want the windows done, Mum said yes) and I don't know who looked more embarrassed, him or us!

The worst part was that when my rents came home, my mum said had half a mind to ring the window cleaner and complain cos he'd only done half the house and left!! Thankfully she didn't....

10-02-2008 03:25PM

Mairt wrote: »

Had a funny one once in the toilets of a well known nightclub in Templebar ( I was a bouncer there) - I was in the cubicle getting a blow-job from some ol' slapper - I called the lads over the radio and gave them all a free look - now that was hilarious at the time, but I couldn't shoot my load with an audience and broke my heart laughing, poor yoke never knew what the joke was about.

They have CCTV in toilet cubicles? :eek:

Sherifu · 10-02-2008 03:25PM

Thank Christ, they split the rubbish out.

Dudess · 10-02-2008 03:28PM

Toots85 wrote: »

Aw, I thought this thread was gonna be all light hearted and funny.......:(

It would have been but people decided to be obnoxious and offensive.

Toots · 10-02-2008 03:39PM

Actually just thought of another one! Although this time I was the catcher not the catchee, at a house party a few years ago and one of my mates was feeling the worse for wear so we went off in search for a bathroom so he could sort himself out etc. So we find the bathroom and open the door to find two of our other friends in the bath, b*llock naked, doing the do. I didn't know where to look and clumsily tried to back out the door and drag my mate with me. We went off downstairs to find another loo, when I noticed he had a big bundle of towels in his arms and was giggling hysterically. Basically he'd robbed the towels out of the bathroom and left these two with nothing but their clothes to dry themselves! Funny, but nasty! I never found out how they managed to get dried!

Terry · 10-02-2008 03:41PM

The old man caught me doing a nun on the couch.

Ok, she wasn't a nun, but she was a young woman who dressed like a nun and my friends thought she was a nun the first time they saw her.

Bottle_of_Smoke · 10-02-2008 03:44PM

fred funk }{ wrote: »

My brother in-law, before he was my brother in-law was going out with his girlfriend, one night they were getting frisky and he started to finger her. He felt something unusual up there so he proceeded to pull it out.
It was the condom that they used while having drunk sex a whole WEEK before. He had a vague memory of not finding as he was pissed. She just assumed that he had disposed of it, in the proper way of course.

Ehhh sounds like a lie. Surely that could cause an infection, remember seeing an episode of casulty where a girl nearly dies after putting a tampon up there as a form of contraception....

Toots · 10-02-2008 03:54PM

fred funk }{ wrote: »

My brother in-law, before he was my brother in-law was going out with his girlfriend, one night they were getting frisky and he started to finger her. He felt something unusual up there so he proceeded to pull it out.
It was the condom that they used while having drunk sex a whole WEEK before. He had a vague memory of not finding as he was pissed. She just assumed that he had disposed of it, in the proper way of course.

Awww, that's just nasty!! How could she not know it was up there??? :eek:

Dudess · 10-02-2008 03:54PM

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Ehhh sounds like a lie.

As do plenty of other posts here

Terry · 10-02-2008 03:56PM

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Ehhh sounds like a lie. Surely that could cause an infection, remember seeing an episode of casulty where a girl nearly dies after putting a tampon up there as a form of contraception....

I know a girl who was in the same situation.
Similar anyway.

She was having an affair, boyfriend left the rubber up there, husband is poking around a few days later and finds the rubber. She tld him she had been masturbating with a banana.

Husband, wife and boyfriend confirmed this story to me on seperate occasions.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 10-02-2008 04:34PM

Terry wrote: »

I know a girl who was in the same situation.
Similar anyway.

She was having an affair, boyfriend left the rubber up there, husband is poking around a few days later and finds the rubber. She tld him she had been masturbating with a banana.

Husband, wife and boyfriend confirmed this story to me on seperate occasions.

People in Banana Republics everywhere are offended by this :mad:

MIN2511 · 10-02-2008 04:56PM

Once while in the act with some dude, the condom got stuck in there... i FREAKED OUT and went straight to A&E
I didn't really feel it inside me so i can understand where the girl in Terry's case is coming from

PeakOutput · 10-02-2008 05:15PM

dont think iv ever actually been caught although iv done it in a playground in a dublin park but it was only the next day i noticed the infra red cctv cameras in said playground.

another time i was in my ex's living room with her parents and bro upstairs as she was sucking away. the door starts to open and i think i took a handfull of hair with me as i reefed her head up and started to button up. it was her ****ing cat though but my heart stopped for a moment as her brother is a big scary basterd.

one of my good mates was a t a party with me and all the lads and his girlfriend brought him into the utility room. it took us about 5 mins to realise the door wasnt closed properly and we had a pretty good view of her on her knees he looked up at one stage and just laughed. pretty sure she dosnt know to this day.

same people another time were doing the same thing at a party accept in the back garden a few lads went out ofr a smoke and the automatic light came on giving the whole kitchen an eyefull. yet again there was no stopping him.

i was gonna slag the class of some of the posters on this thread but just re-reading my post i think that would be a bit rich. dont know if im comfortable hearing the escapades of 15 yr olds tho

Dudess · 10-02-2008 05:37PM

I'm noticing a pattern here: why this need to have sex in areas kids play in?

Sherifu · 10-02-2008 05:43PM

Are you saying they're all paedophiles in denial?

orestes · 10-02-2008 05:47PM

Got dragged out of the ladies toilets in Bruxelles in Dublin for being in a cubicle with the ex going down on me. Apart from that I've never really been caught on the go, although I have been caught once or twice practicing on my own

Dudess · 10-02-2008 06:01PM

rkm wrote: »

Are you saying they're all paedophiles in denial?

To be fair, no. Just it's a bit weird to engage in the sexual act where kids play. "Daddy, what's this white stuff on the roundabout" or "Mommy, will you blow up this balloon for me" etc. But maybe it was just in the general vicinity. Still though, I presume it was late enough in the evening...

Sherifu · 10-02-2008 06:14PM

I was mostly joking

I think it's because they're kids themselves and these places are empty at night.

Here_Young_Wan · 10-02-2008 06:32PM

Caught by an old women in....the garden of a church (yes I am goin to hell)
My ex bfs sister and a group of her friends caught us in some bush one Halloween when I was only in my teens, he ran at them with no trouser son screaming fu(k off!!! Was quite funny actually.
On the arm chair at my current bfs house by his Da who put the light on and stayed standing there for what felt like ages.

Dudess · 10-02-2008 06:47PM

Doesn't getting caught mean you didn't expect it? Surely if you're having sex in a house with others there (e.g. parents) you don't really think you're guaranteed to not get caught?

Nevyn · 10-02-2008 07:30PM

You can be in a house and depending on how private the room is ie you bed room compared to a pubkic rom ie the kitchen or sitting room and still be expecting to not be intruded on.

The level of expectation and risk rise and fall according to where a person chooses to have intimate interactions.

Dudess · 10-02-2008 07:31PM

Sorry, should have been more specific. I wasn't referring to the bedroom - imo it's weird to shag even in a bedroom in the parents' house, but at least you're entitled to privacy in your own room. However I'm talking about people shagging in the kitchen, living room etc.

Caught rapid (Contains sexual immorality)

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