Would girls like this?

witnessmenow · 09-02-2008 07:18PM #1

OK , long enough story coming up:

Was in CPs(nightclub in galway) there a week or 2 ago and seen something , strange.

There were these 2 people shifting away on one of the couches accross from where a 3 of my mates, my bird and I were standing. It was a quite enough night so there wasnt many people around that general area , but there was few other than us all the same. The two of them were HAMMERED and things started to get heated up between them and yerman proceeded to pull down her top and start sucking away(it gets better...)

The guy then pulled her legs accross his , spread them out then: DOOSH , he hits her right in the gee(quite hard!). We were bursting ourselves at this stage as he started rubbin his hand back up her leg then he got to the knee and DOOSH , he does it again! He those this 4 times before the realise that there is about 10 people pissing themselves laughing at this! They then get up and start walking towards the toilets, except the girl has forgotten one shoe and her bag! A few minutes latter she wanders over that general direction looking for her stuff not having a clue where she left them.

Soo, what girl in any state of mind allow a lad to do that!? surely it hurts to get punched in the gee?! Or maybe this man has discovered the most powerful tool in a mans sexual arsenal... a box in the box!

JIZZLORD · 09-02-2008 07:21PM

cps?
what were you thinking

witnessmenow · 09-02-2008 07:28PM

Where do you recommend going?

FunkZ · 09-02-2008 07:28PM

He punched her? What the doosh? That's fairly mad man, I hope ya rang the Garda. Ha!

JIZZLORD · 09-02-2008 07:29PM

witnessmenow wrote: »

Where do you recommend going?

cuba all the way \o/

invincibleirish · 09-02-2008 07:31PM

witnessmenow wrote: »

OK , long enough story coming up:

Was in CPs(nightclub in galway) there a week or 2 ago and seen something , strange.

There were these 2 people shifting away on one of the couches accross from where a 3 of my mates, my bird and I were standing. It was a quite enough night so there wasnt many people around that general area , but there was few other than us all the same. The two of them were HAMMERED and things started to get heated up between them and yerman proceeded to pull down her top and start sucking away(it gets better...)

The guy then pulled her legs accross his , spread them out then: DOOSH , he hits her right in the gee(quite hard!). We were bursting ourselves at this stage as he started rubbin his hand back up her leg then he got to the knee and DOOSH , he does it again! He those this 4 times before the realise that there is about 10 people pissing themselves laughing at this! They then get up and start walking towards the toilets, except the girl has forgotten one shoe and her bag! A few minutes latter she wanders over that general direction looking for her stuff not having a clue where she left them.

Soo, what girl in any state of mind allow a lad to do that!? surely it hurts to get punched in the gee?! Or maybe this man has discovered the most powerful tool in a mans sexual arsenal... a box in the box!

I'd be weirded out myself if a gang of people were watching me getting jiggy with someone, but then some like that kind of thing.....

Mimikyu · 09-02-2008 07:32PM

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09-02-2008 07:32PM

JIZZLORD wrote: »

cuba all the way \o/

Damn right, but to keep this from being moved to Galway, jesus, this is the type of thing you always used to see at them teenage discos.

FunkZ · 09-02-2008 07:32PM

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Confused me as well for a minute, but he punched her! :eek:

Why does the OP want to know if women would like it though?!

truecrippler · 09-02-2008 07:33PM

It's called a Falcon Punch or in America A Cooter Punch

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Google it if you're interested rofl.

Mimikyu · 09-02-2008 07:34PM

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09-02-2008 07:36PM

truecrippler wrote: »

It's called a Falcon Punch or in America A Cooter Punch .

Google it if you're interested rofl.

Interesting, very interesting

To hit a females ovaries/front vagina area. you are not actually punching the baby box. It is usually done with one arm extented fully with a fist, the other covering the attackers genitals.(Just incase the victim counters).

Usually starts with a group of crazy females, and ends with all of them covering thier genitals, hunched over, in pain, and very jumpy.

Causes:
spontanious.
something exremely stupid/insulting was said by the female.

Reactions:
crying.
screaming.
getting that bitch back.

watna · 09-02-2008 07:37PM

No, I don't think I'd like that, thanks.

I can think of nicer things a man can do to my gee than box it! Also, dry riding in public is a no no!

Mimikyu · 09-02-2008 07:38PM

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witnessmenow · 09-02-2008 07:39PM

@Jizzlord: Well you see my friends are attracted to girls, and lets face it there isn't an abundance of girls (attractive or not) in cuba(i presume your talking about upstairs)

@invincibleirish: punching a girl in the crouch is not what i'd define as "getting jiggy"

@Solitaryman666: He pulled down her top to suck on her tit. She was wearing jeans, it was external crouch punch!

@boneyarsebogman: I've seen some weird things at youth disco's, but nothing like that!

@FunkZ Maybe he is on to something, do you know for sure girls dont like it!? I asked my GF but she refused to try it:(

@truecrippler: LOL

JIZZLORD · 09-02-2008 07:41PM

witnessmenow wrote: »

@Jizzlord: Well you see my friends are attracted to girls, and lets face it there isn't an abundance of girls (attractive or not) in cuba(i presume your talking about upstairs)

since the radisons demise, cps is full of commerce people
/me shudders

09-02-2008 07:42PM

@Jizzlord: Well you see my friends are attracted to girls, and lets face it there isn't an abundance of girls (attractive or not) in cuba(i presume your talking about upstairs)

There's plenty of nice girls in Cuba, so much nicer than the fake-tan, peroxide blonde chicks that are usually in CP's.

Susannahmia · 09-02-2008 07:44PM

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Nope I wouldn't like that!

09-02-2008 07:44PM

He punched her? What girl would want that, huh? I can't say what I would do cause of the forum rules, but after several years in MA I would convince him in no uncertain terms that his conduct was inappropriate! After that, I would suggest that he mate with another species.

If it wasn't a punch, but something else meant by your expression, then who wants to get-it-on in public? That's for the red light districts, not for anyone wanting a meaningful relationship.

witnessmenow · 09-02-2008 07:46PM

ok regardless of what they look like, the ratio is certainly more favourable in cps. Personally i like cuba, but if i was single i wouldnt go there looking/expecting to pull

Thats a brilliant definition of the punch!

Thanks watna for the fairer-sex opinion!

Mimikyu · 09-02-2008 07:47PM

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witnessmenow · 09-02-2008 07:50PM

Solitaryman666 wrote: »

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she wasn't great though, 3/10 maybe

Like myself , my girlfriend belongs to the non-drinkers club, maybe that my problem

Rb · 09-02-2008 07:51PM

I'm surprised he didn't knock her out and then drag her back to his cave by the hair. I hear it's the done thing outside Dublin.

bargeman · 09-02-2008 07:51PM

tried it on me mot and boy was she surprised! dont recommend it but i think shes chilled a bit now - shes not objectin to bail in cloverhill on monday - but the peelers werent impressed when i explained its all the rage in the U.S.

witnessmenow · 09-02-2008 07:52PM

rb_ie wrote: »

I'm surprised he didn't knock her out and then drag her back to his cave by the hair. I hear it's the done thing outside Dublin.

Its true , it is. Sometimes we bring her back to the back seat of the massy fergusan(BTW thats a type of tractor, think of it as the ferrari of tractors!)

@bargeman: you registered to post here?! good first post!

09-02-2008 07:54PM

witnessmenow wrote: »

ok regardless of what they look like, the ratio is certainly more favourable in cps. Personally i like cuba, but if i was single i wouldnt go there looking/expecting to pull

Thats a brilliant definition of the punch!

Thanks watna for the fairer-sex opinion!

I always still find Cuba to be so much more fun for CP's. People tend to relax more in Cuba.

Rb · 09-02-2008 07:56PM

witnessmenow wrote: »

Its true , it is. Sometimes we bring her back to the back seat of the massy fergusan(BTW thats a type of tractor, think of it as the ferrari of tractors!)

@bargeman: you registered to post here?! good first post!

Or sure where ever is quiet! As Manuela Riedo found out first hand!

09-02-2008 07:59PM

rb_ie wrote: »

Or sure where ever is quiet! As Manuela Riedo found out first hand!

Ah now, thats a bit far.

JIZZLORD · 09-02-2008 08:01PM

witnessmenow wrote: »

Its true , it is. Sometimes we bring her back to the back seat of the massy fergusan(BTW thats a type of tractor, think of it as the ferrari of tractors!)

wouldnt lamborhini be the ferrari of tractors?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamborghini_Tractors

witnessmenow · 09-02-2008 08:08PM

I'd imagine Lamborghini would be Lamborghini of tractors?:p

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