Caught rapid (Contains sexual immorality)

Quality · 09-02-2008 01:43PM #1

Ever been caught having sex, or in an embarrassing position...

Fill us in..

Susannahmia · 09-02-2008 01:48PM

The boyfriend and I were going at it in the tent at an unmentionable music festival. Some fecker opened the tent. We didn't notice untill we were finished! :rolleyes:

Dub13 · 09-02-2008 01:48PM

Why dont you start us of...?

Quality · 09-02-2008 01:50PM

Ok I was caught in a playground in a park in Dublin a few years, Two garda arrived in with a flash lamp, I was lying on the bridge... It was a bit of a struggle to get my trousers back on.

They told us to "take it home to the bedroom" that there had been "complaints from the neighbours".

My poor Oh couldnt get it back up after that..

Karoma · 09-02-2008 01:56PM

Quality wrote: »

Ever been caught having sex, or in an embarrassing position...
Why do you equate sex with embarrassment?

Fill us in..

Here or in a playground?

Dave! · 09-02-2008 02:03PM

giggidy giggidy. keep 'em comin. fap fap fap.

Quality · 09-02-2008 02:03PM

Why do you equate sex with embarrassment?

well when your fanny is in full view and their is someone pointing a flash light at it, It is a tad embarrassing:o

Here or in a playground?

St Anns park 3am..;)

togster · 09-02-2008 03:12PM

Got caught on CCTV before outside local pub. Went inside and everyone had seen it on the monitor.:o

St0n3d · 09-02-2008 03:13PM

Lol. 14th birthday.

*Friend came over* alonng with the rest of beer boys

We drank we laughed we joked kicked around in tekken. Time came, hinted off lads to leave and off we went to the room.

3 bedroom house, got in got to business. Il always remember it becuase i remember looking out the window and seeing my mates waving as they walked away, then when we got focused on it , we never thought of locking the door, beneath the laughs/screams and whatever else ,

My mother happened to walk in the door saying " Any washing" . little did she know her youngest and only son had a new pair of legs in the air ..

Never lived it down, next day was going to a friends house, a sneaky comment came going out the door " Keep your trousers on this time"..

::SIGH::

On the side, Getting caught by a college room mate is actually worse, they might say ahh good man , but really there saying ahh ye dirty **** i want her..

Bottle_of_Smoke · 09-02-2008 03:14PM

Was in a girls house, in her room. Her parents come home but she insists they won't come up. Going at it fairly hard & fast, her on top & her mum walks in.

princess-sprkle · 09-02-2008 03:24PM

my roommate in college swung open my bedroom door this week and caught me mid sexy time, fairly embarrassing! completely forgot to lock the door.

Lockstep · 09-02-2008 03:33PM

I made a MS paint of it.

Here's one I made earlier:

Dord · 09-02-2008 05:44PM

Many a time on the verge of getting caught, thankfully it never happened.

St0n3d · 09-02-2008 05:53PM

Lol @ kick out.

Thats not so bad, i thought it was actually getting caught on top or below

Weve all being spotted at 2nd base

Dub13 · 09-02-2008 05:59PM

togster wrote: »

Got caught on CCTV before outside local pub. Went inside and everyone had seen it on the monitor.:o

And what about the girl...?

cold_filter · 09-02-2008 06:10PM

Jesus where do i start...

When i lost my virginity it was in a hotel... in the lobby... I was doing it without a condom (stupid looking back on it) but had the sense to shoot onto the carpet... A guy i was in school with had to try hoover it up :eek:

My first date with my first ever long term Gf brought me down to dun laoaghaire pier and proceeded to suck me.. little did we know until we finished that there was a really old man standing abover us watching us at 2am...

Same girl, was in her house going at it hard, her mam used to always shout up the stairs if she was coming up.. but this one day she didnt thankfully we had finished but we both were red in the face and my zip was open..

Got caught by the gardai a couple of times...

and some others which i cant mention for fear of being shot!!

FunkZ · 09-02-2008 06:24PM

I was caught pokin' a bird I used to go out with on a ****ing beach in Meath, by an old man walking a dog on the sand doons. Jaysus that was great!

I've got a great story about me walking in on my mate and two birds, I'll type it up later!

Quality · 09-02-2008 06:33PM

Some classics above^

I remember when I was younger I was a bit wild, I started going out with my husband when I was 15 and we were going out a year or so and I thought it would be a great idea for him to stay the night. without telling my mam and dad and them being there.

I pretended to say good bye to him at the door and he snuck up to the bedroom...

I spent a while with my mam and dad, and then followed him up.

Anyhow mam and dad went to bed at some stage and he was hid in the wardrobe for that,

So we were going at it in the middle of the night and My Ma walked in on us, the both of us but naked in the bed.. well talk about murder, My poor oh was ****ed out in his nude... My mother nearly had a nervous breakdown (a very catholic lady)..

Its funny looking back at it now.

But at the time, I wished the ground would open up and swallow me.

Sherifu · 09-02-2008 06:45PM

This thread has the kevo seal of approval.

Aisling(",) · 09-02-2008 06:54PM

got caught last night in the toilets at my mates party.thankfully i had a dress on so nothing was seen.

got caught in a park around 11 one night in the summer by two fellas walking a dog.then they asked could they have a shot!

got caught with my boyfriends hand down my trousers by a group of nuns.that was gass though

Rb · 09-02-2008 07:01PM

Aisling(",) wrote: »

got caught last night in the toilets at my mates party.thankfully i had a dress on so nothing was seen.

got caught in a park around 11 one night in the summer by two fellas walking a dog.then they asked could they have a shot!

got caught with my boyfriends hand down my trousers by a group of nuns.that was gass though

Aren't you 13 or something?

Lockstep · 09-02-2008 07:03PM

Aisling(",) wrote: »

got caught with my boyfriends hand down my trousers by a group of nuns.that was gass though

That's every boy's fantasy

http://e.photos.cx/7681e880-d2b.jpg

Lockstep · 09-02-2008 07:15PM

St0n3d wrote: »

Lol @ kick out.

Thats not so bad, i thought it was actually getting caught on top or below

Weve all being spotted at 2nd base

Yeah, as I mentioned once or twice before, I'm still a virgin.

That's the closest time I ever came to getting caught on the job.

ALthough I was rubbing the same girl's ass once in school while making out and a teacher saw, and told her ma.

We were both fully clothed and everthing, round behind a building and my hands were outside the material.

God, I was a nasty little 16 year old.

09-02-2008 07:19PM

When a teen I had a crush on this prof. He was young for a prof, but a lot older than me. He showed up at a cast party I was at after a play opening night. It was getting late, he offered me a ride home, and of course I accepted. My Da caught us with steamed windows outside our home, to look in on us with a torch. Yikes! Fortunately, we hadn't gotten very far before he discovered us. Needless to say, I never got to see the prof again, except at a distance.

Aisling(",) · 09-02-2008 07:21PM

rb_ie wrote: »

Aren't you 13 or something?

im 16 actually bt two of thoose times i was 15

Lockstep · 09-02-2008 07:21PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

When a teen I had a crush on this prof. He was young for a prof, but a lot older than me. He showed up at a cast party I was at after a play opening night. It was getting late, he offered me a ride home, and of course I accepted. My Da caught us with steamed windows outside our home, to look in on us with a torch. Yikes! Fortunately, we hadn't gotten very far before he discovered us. Needless to say, I never got to see the prof again, except at a distance.

:eek:

Sam Vimes · 09-02-2008 07:55PM

i was in the gf's house. without being graphic, she was sitting on the couch and i was on my knees. the parents had gone out but her dad had just come home without us noticing.

he knocked on the door of the living room and walked in a second later. without missing a beat i sat up on the couch and blocked his view of her just before he fully opened the door. he stayed and talked for about a minute and never noticed that his daughter didn't have any trousers on

thank f*ck she was wearing a top

arybvtcw0eolkf · 09-02-2008 07:57PM

Commander Vimes wrote: »

i was in the gf's house. without being graphic, she was sitting on the couch and i was on my knees. the parents had gone out but her dad had just come home without us noticing.

he knocked on the door of the living room and walked in a second later. without missing a beat i sat up on the couch and blocked his view of her just before he fully opened the door. he stayed and talked for about a minute and never noticed that his daughter didn't have any trousers on

thank f*ck she was wearing a top

But probably wondered where your sudden goatee came from!.

bullets · 09-02-2008 08:33PM

I was banging away in a field with a GF once when without
either of us knowing it a Horse came out of nowhere and sniffed my arse!
mid stride. It frightened the be-jesus out of us.

At the banks of the river one night was nearly there when some weirdo
with a black plastic bag came waking along the bank at 3am in the morning
and scared the ****e out of the girl I was just about to have sex with.
We had a reason to be there, I dunno who strolls the banks of a river
at 3am on their own though!!!

Got nabbed or 99% nabbed while banging away on a washing machine once
where the mother of a GF walked in on us.

Also got nabbed by her brother who walked in on us while starting to do it
in his room.

On another occasion was not really caught but my first Long term girlfriend
and myself used to ride in a tree house. The said tree house was built
by an architect down the back of his rather large back garden. It had stairs
and everything. Anyway after a few weeks of going at it and fireing the
used condoms out the window of the tree house we had no idea that some
had stuck to the branches of the trees around the tree house. One night
when we arrived to use said tree house we find that the owner had
taken a chain saw to the steps up to it so we could not frequent our
love shack.

~B

St0n3d · 09-02-2008 08:38PM

bullets wrote: »

. Anyway after a few weeks of going at it and fireing the
used condoms out the window of the tree house we had no idea that some had stuck to the branches of the trees around the tree house. One night
~B

You dirteh scum bag

Dont you realise although young and stupid and we all did it, that used johnys are a big danger for little kids, who happen to play around that tree and pick on up put it in there mouth. Years later BAM. Kids got aids all because some horny b***** cudn't throw it in a bag in a bin at least.

I tut tut on that one !! Go wash yer mouth or il hit you with the *shame stick*

Nerin · 09-02-2008 08:50PM

I dunno who strolls the banks of a river
at 3am on their own though!!!

*cough*

Or indeed has sex at same location/time.

dont judge

No, I've always seen to it that used condoms are thrown in the bin

+1
finding random condoms random places is never fun

Caught rapid (Contains sexual immorality)

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