Bad stuff you do you know other people would disprove of

Adam · 07-02-2008 11:20AM

Danger_Dave wrote: »

I took a Sh1t on some coats at a house party, the reactions were hilarious , but not original got the idea from a comedian, still funny for me. The best part is no one suspects me

Seen his new show?

"Thing is, I was out back just now. Someone shít on the coats!"

Lockstep · 07-02-2008 11:21AM

THere was this guy writing about his crappy job as a cleaner or something on a North sea ferry.

The Dutch truck drivers would leave all their animal porn around and do a **** on the bed, and then cover it with a sheet as a surprise for the cleaners.

Anyone hear the urban legend about that guy who was being evicted so he filled the house curtain rail with dead fish,.

Owner couldn't find out where the hell the smell came from.

Feelgood · 07-02-2008 11:27AM

When I was at school, one christmas we kidnapped the baby jesus from the manger and sent the principal a ransom note.....after they didn't comply baby jesus was found drowned in the local river.

I'm going to hell aint I?.

Adam · 07-02-2008 11:30AM

Feelgood wrote: »

When I was at school, one christmas we kidnapped the baby jesus from the manger and sent the principal a ransom note.....after they didn't comply baby jesus was found drowned in the local river.

I'm going to hell aint I?.

But it's going to be warm and you're going to know people.

Danger_Dave · 07-02-2008 11:32AM

Mirror wrote: »

Seen his new show?

"Thing is, I was out back just now. Someone shít on the coats!"

There not even sure so its " I think some **** on the coats ! "

Ye the new is good

Splinter · 07-02-2008 11:32AM

Terry wrote: »

[George Costanza] It's all pipes [/Cossss-tanza].

I pick my nose.
Most of the time, I just blow it. Lots of crap gets bilt up when you smoke a lot. Sometimes though, I just like a good pick.

Also, I'm drunk right now.

at 8.38 in the morning? good job

Chong · 07-02-2008 11:34AM

Terry wrote: »

[George Costanza] It's all pipes [/Cossss-tanza].

I pick my nose.
Most of the time, I just blow it. Lots of crap gets bilt up when you smoke a lot. Sometimes though, I just like a good pick.

Also, I'm drunk right now.

Are you always Drunk?

Adam · 07-02-2008 11:35AM

Danger_Dave wrote: »

There not even sure so its " I think some **** on the coats ! "

Ye the new is good

It's "I think..." when he does it, but at the start of his new dvd he comes out to (endless and irritatingly worship-like) applause and tells the audience someone shít on the coats as a throwback to his earlier work.

Basically what I'm trying to say is GO AWAY I LOVE HIM MORES AND HAZ HIZ BAYBEES!! :P

Danger_Dave · 07-02-2008 11:45AM

Mirror wrote: »

Basically what I'm trying to say is GO AWAY I LOVE HIM MORES AND HAZ HIZ BAYBEES!! :P

Pffft

John Mason · 07-02-2008 01:44PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Nah, it's when I flush and the cistern is reloading, the water leaks out of the cistern pipe.

well, just replace the ball-cock then. it is a really simple job or failing that get a piece of the styrofoam and place it underneath the ball-cock, this will stop the toilet overflowing

errr... where do you put the toilet paper?

sdanseo · 07-02-2008 02:47PM

OP, you've got the strangest habit there. And you've started yet another thread in AH about toilet habits, I hope you're happy.

irishbird wrote: »

errr... where do you put the toilet paper?

If he's not arsed putting styrofoam in his cistern what makes you think he cleans up after himself? :rolleyes:

Lockstep · 07-02-2008 03:04PM

Pff, your all a bunch of prudes:D

nevaeh-2die-4 · 07-02-2008 05:29PM

sometimes have a peddle & crank in the shower while the misses is down stairs watching tv

LouOB · 07-02-2008 05:45PM

I use bleach without gloves

Black_Knight · 07-02-2008 05:58PM

LouOB wrote: »

I use bleach without gloves

YOUR A MAD MAN LouOB, A MAD MAN!

Adam · 07-02-2008 06:01PM

Black_Knight wrote: »

YOUR A MAD MAN LouOB, A MAD MAN!

*neeeee naaaww neeeee naaaww neeeee naaaww neeeee naaaww*

Here come the Sigpo!

Sig2Big! I thought there were scripts to stop that even being possible??

Black_Knight · 07-02-2008 06:01PM

Actually, sometimes I hold out on #1 and #2. I feels better when you earn it!

Black_Knight · 07-02-2008 06:09PM

Mirror wrote: »

*neeeee naaaww neeeee naaaww neeeee naaaww neeeee naaaww*

Here come the Sigpo!

Sig2Big! I thought there were scripts to stop that even being possible??

Thread spoiling arnt you.
But ive now resized my sig, twas a bit big i must say. Did it in a hurry. Any problems now your highness?

TITSORGTFO · 07-02-2008 06:12PM

I sometimes take a shit in the shower. Also, sometimes I'll cultivate yoghurt out of my girlfriends yeast infection. My buddies think this is disgusting and wrong, but I think it is delicious.

kizzyr · 07-02-2008 06:46PM

TITSORGTFO wrote: »

I sometimes take a shit in the shower. Also, sometimes I'll cultivate yoghurt out of my girlfriends yeast infection. My buddies think this is disgusting and wrong, but I think it is delicious.

If you're telling the truth about this then your friends are right:eek::eek:I don't even want to think about how you get some of her yeast infection *wishing she could burn a hole in her minds eye*
Sh1t in the shower???? why on earth would you:eek::eek:

I really hope you were lying:(

Adam · 07-02-2008 06:53PM

Black_Knight wrote: »

Thread spoiling arnt you.
But ive now resized my sig, twas a bit big i must say. Did it in a hurry. Any problems now your highness?

lol nah, I've just always wanted to be a member of the Sigpo!

And I always appreciate the Python, bigger the better! >.<

TITSORGTFO · 07-02-2008 07:05PM

kizzyr wrote: »

If you're telling the truth about this then your friends are right:eek::eek:I don't even want to think about how you get some of her yeast infection *wishing she could burn a hole in her minds eye*
Sh1t in the shower???? why on earth would you:eek::eek:

I really hope you were lying:(

My girlfriend thinks it is delicious as well. Its just one of those kinky things we do.

Adam · 07-02-2008 07:37PM

The real question here I think, is would you take a shít in the shower if the drain was akin to those of american sinks?

Poxyshamrock · 07-02-2008 08:10PM

as in a blender thingy in it?

or just a big hole?

lezizi · 07-02-2008 09:54PM

Feelgood wrote: »

When I was at school, one christmas we kidnapped the baby jesus from the manger and sent the principal a ransom note.....after they didn't comply baby jesus was found drowned in the local river.

I'm going to hell aint I?.

Thats so weird i done that when i was in school aswell.

Dudess · 08-02-2008 01:48PM

kizzyr wrote: »

If you're telling the truth about this then your friends are right:eek::eek:I don't even want to think about how you get some of her yeast infection *wishing she could burn a hole in her minds eye*
Sh1t in the shower???? why on earth would you:eek::eek:

I really hope you were lying:(

Ah come on! 'Course he's lying! He's a troll and he's posting stuff like that to get exactly your reaction. Ignore.

seamus · 08-02-2008 01:56PM

You can't use yeast for yoghurt production. Your mates are right, you've just got gone-off milk.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 08-02-2008 02:05PM

Danger_Dave wrote: »

I took a Sh1t on some coats at a house party, the reactions were hilarious , but not original got the idea from a comedian, still funny for me. The best part is no one suspects me

I hope it wasn't my coat!

* Blends into crowd *

Adam · 08-02-2008 02:52PM

Poxyshamrock wrote: »

as in a blender thingy in it?

or just a big hole?

The blender thingy.

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