Beeping...

Rb · 05-02-2008 01:36PM

Just go out to her, get her to roll down the window and then stick a knife in her neck. That'll learn her.

Loopy · 05-02-2008 03:02PM

rb_ie wrote: »

Just go out to her, get her to roll down the window and then stick a knife in her neck. That'll learn her.

Helpful, cheers..

If it happens tonight Im going to say something (politely) if i can... Im ready for them..

Jumpy · 05-02-2008 03:03PM

Deleted User wrote: »

[butthead] Uh huh huh huh huh.......huh huh huh.....Pipe...[/butthead]

You had the words "pipe" and "horn" in the same sentence and you picked "pipe" to Butthead?

Mossy Monk · 05-02-2008 03:06PM

Telepathically send messages of disgust to her.

WindSock · 05-02-2008 03:07PM

And I'm sure pop her bonnet can be an innuendo of some sort aswell.

Cathmandooo · 05-02-2008 03:12PM

looptheloop wrote: »

Helpful, cheers..

If it happens tonight Im going to say something (politely) if i can... Im ready for them..

TBH she sounds like an idiot and won't listen to a word you say, she knows full well that she's annoying people with her beeping. Do tell her that she's waking your baby and then call the gardai with her reg plate when she wont listen to you. I can understand how annoying it is and I wouldn't put up with it!

Maximilian · 05-02-2008 03:15PM

A flaming bag of poo might be just the trick here.

Oriel · 05-02-2008 03:16PM

What time does she beep at?

05-02-2008 03:28PM

Maybe she has tourettes and does it to mask her swearing?

rubadub · 05-02-2008 03:31PM

Originally Posted by rubadub
Call the cops, it is illegal AFAIK, or get the reg and report it.

WindSock wrote: »

After 10.30pm in a built up area

Using a horn
Only use a horn to:
-warn other road users of on-coming danger, or
-make them aware of your presence for safety reasons when reasonably
necessary.
Remember, the horn does not give you the right of way.
Do not use a horn in a built-up area between 23.30hrs and 07.00hrs unless there is a traffic emergency.

http://www.rsa.ie/PUBLICATIONS/upload/File/ROTR_2007.pdf
I doubt she is doing it for safety reasons, so you could call it disturbance of the peace. Or just do the decent thing and brick the kunt, no point wasting garda time

cozmik · 05-02-2008 03:40PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Correct-anyone that stupid doesn't do logic or manners.

This is very true, you'll get nowhere being polite they'll just laugh at ya.

Loopy · 05-02-2008 03:42PM

Oriel wrote: »

What time does she beep at?

Between 6 and 8pm

hairyfish · 05-02-2008 06:03PM

I'd just say it to her, shes a woman, im sure she'll understand!

After that if it keeps up just ring the popo's althought doubt there's a lot they can do

_feedback_ · 05-02-2008 06:14PM

jimmycrackcorm wrote: »

The simple answer is every time she does it is to run out to her car open the door and say "Oh I thought it was for me".

Victor · 05-02-2008 09:45PM

Get a megaphone and stand in front of your house and in your best scanger voice: "Johnny will ye get out here, yer wan wants to go for a roide."

AlmightyCushion · 05-02-2008 10:15PM

Run out butt naked and slap your dick in her face, then scream "Beep this horn, bítch".

That should get you a few years in jail. When you get out everyone where you live will move because that "weird sex offender" is moving back into the estate. Problem solved.

Loopy · 06-02-2008 11:44AM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Run out butt naked and slap your dick in her face, then scream "Beep this horn, bítch".

That should get you a few years in jail. When you get out everyone where you live will move because that "weird sex offender" is moving back into the estate. Problem solved.

If i had a dick i would:D

I went out to her last nite and calmly asked her would she mind not beeping as it wakes me little one sometimes.. she told me to fcuk off that she'd do what she wanted.

As i said these aren't my kind of people, I just took her reg n walked off and said your gonna regret that.. She was roaring after me. Kinda nervous now though, not the sort of people u want to get on the wrong side of.

Orlee · 06-02-2008 01:30PM

looptheloop wrote: »

she sits in the car and beeps about 4/5 times till someone comes out to her or if shes collecting one of them she sits there and just beeps for ages.

That's just not normal! I'd go out and nicely (maybe with a little sarcasm) explain that her honking is disturbing your baby and depending on her reaction either thank her for her co operation or smash in one of her headlights!

mikemac · 06-02-2008 01:35PM

looptheloop wrote: »

I went out to her last nite and calmly asked her would she mind not beeping as it wakes me little one sometimes.. she told me to fcuk off that she'd do what she wanted.

You totally disregarded my advice in this thread. :mad:
I told you, people like this equate niceness with weakness! You've told her she will regret it and if you don't follow through today or tomorrow then she will know that you are harmless. Which you are. (harsh but true)

Your chance to make a first impression is gone so you can't approach her now.
Have you a husband or partner who can sort this today?

Orlee · 06-02-2008 03:35PM

Is there any point in saying it to your neighbour?

Loopy · 06-02-2008 03:57PM

micmclo wrote: »

You totally disregarded my advice in this thread. :mad:
I told you, people like this equate niceness with weakness! You've told her she will regret it and if you don't follow through today or tomorrow then she will know that you are harmless. Which you are. (harsh but true)

Your chance to make a first impression is gone so you can't approach her now.
Have you a husband or partner who can sort this today?

Yes I do, he's usually not around when it happens but will be there tonight..

Loopy · 06-02-2008 03:58PM

Orlee wrote: »

Is there any point in saying it to your neighbour?

No not really, I have attempted a few hello's if we pass each other on the street and she generally ignores me so don't relish the idea of talking to her. These people are basically dog rough and not approchable.. They are renting the house so just hoping it will just be a yearly contract.

Orlee · 06-02-2008 04:03PM

Here's hoping!

There's nothing worse that ignorant neighbours

MarkR · 06-02-2008 04:12PM

I'm still leaning towards the airhorn. Either that or your local gardai may be willing to have a private word, particularly if someone is being a persistant nuisance.

Failing that boots with secret blades in them. Ninja kick those tyres! Hi ya!

Maximilian · 06-02-2008 04:45PM

Orlee wrote: »

There's nothing worse that ignorant neighbours

Incorrect. Nazis are worse than ignorant neighbours.

Orlee · 06-02-2008 04:47PM

I stand corrected!

AlmightyCushion · 06-02-2008 10:54PM

looptheloop wrote: »

If i had a dick i would:D

What about a strap on?

July · 07-02-2008 12:28AM

looptheloop wrote: »

They are renting the house

Would you be able to report them to their agent or landlord? They may not be as quick to tell them to f**k off as they are to say it to you.

AckwelFoley · 07-02-2008 12:36AM

Yes, that would get under my skin too... big time.

I would go out to her and ask her to have som fcuking manners..

that, or throw the baby at her.

AckwelFoley · 07-02-2008 12:43AM

Actually, a failsafe method...

Next time she beeps.. walk out knock on the car window holding a bible and talk about how Jesus is our saviour and how he talks to you.

Time after that do the same,..

The third time.. she'l get her lazy ass out of the car and use the doorbell

Beeping...

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