If Mike Tyson punched you, would you die?

Jesus Wept · 22-01-2008 02:26PM

Mairt wrote: »

Golf, boxing or Kung Fu?.

Cross stitch.

Earthhorse · 22-01-2008 02:32PM

If Tyson hit me, I'd sure die...of embarrasment that is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t9SCHLRDoY

The-Rigger wrote: »

Cross stitch.

I'll go with Tyson if it's cross stitching. Calm stitching I'd say Bruce would win.

johnp · 22-01-2008 02:41PM

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

I remember hearing back when Tyson wasn't chewing ears that one of his punches would decapitate the average man. So I'd say if he did decapitate you, there's a fair chance you'd be dead.

I saw a documentary about him a few years back. He used to cry on the way to ring because he believed that he was gonna kill his opponent :eek:

Dave! · 22-01-2008 03:11PM

Wearing gloves or not? I would think that if he wasn't, he'd crack your skull and f*ck you up majorly. If he was, you'd go straight down and be concussed.

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 03:22PM

If Mike Tyson and a car hit eachother at 30MPH and raped eachother on point of contact, which one would die?

shrapnel222 · 22-01-2008 03:28PM

i have no doubt the average guy would die, or at best spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair

Mr. Incognito · 22-01-2008 04:07PM

Yes

Fact

End of

Atari

Dennis the Stone · 22-01-2008 04:13PM

Which came first, the chicken or Mike Tyson? (during the rape)

Mr_Roger_Bongos · 22-01-2008 04:35PM

Anatomy of a knockout punch

So alot of boxers could kill you, but none should be able to beat you at Sudoku!

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 04:36PM

Kemos wrote: »

Which came first, the chicken or Mike Tyson? (during the rape)

If you had Mike Tyson, a chicken and a laptop and had to get the three of them across a river without any of them being raped but the boat only holds one rapist, how can it be done?

Dennis the Stone · 22-01-2008 04:42PM

KingOfFairview wrote: »

If you had Mike Tyson, a chicken and a laptop and had to get the three of them across a river without any of them being raped but the boat only holds one rapist, how can it be done?

I can't do it. I'm a rapist as well. The chicken would have to row the laptop across and then run to a house and call the police, tell them there's two rapists trying to get across a river and they're up to no good.

KingOfFairview · 22-01-2008 04:46PM

Kemos wrote: »

I can't do it. I'm a rapist as well. The chicken would have to row the laptop across and then run to a house and call the police, tell them there's two rapists trying to get across a river and they're up to no good.

its political correctness gone mad... and that wont stop the bullet from a rapist's gun

If Mike Tyson punched you, would you die?

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