Lad Baptism

Creature · 18-01-2008 04:05PM

Private Hudson.

FlutterinBantam · 18-01-2008 04:17PM

The Porridge Gun

18-01-2008 04:31PM

Tarzan

Welcome to the Jungle....

azezil · 18-01-2008 04:45PM

Creature wrote: »

Private Hudson.

Ugh the most annoying member of the squad in Aliens ;P

RonMexico · 18-01-2008 04:47PM

...sometimes when I'm in the mood he goes by the alias Rick James.

Varkov · 18-01-2008 04:49PM

"Mr" Steve French.

Ol faithfull

Christmas

yaynay · 18-01-2008 05:42PM

The gash inspector

The guy · 18-01-2008 05:45PM

Penis:

Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Ohh, Dear penis
I dont like you anymore

It used to be you and me
A papertowel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to be getting by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore

I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinking
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney
I don't like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip
on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls

artanevilla · 18-01-2008 08:04PM

"Your man"

GAAman · 18-01-2008 10:17PM

After a trip to the cinema me and the missus came up with a novel one "Bruce Willis" and why.............cos he will be hard as fúck right up until the end :cool: