Ya f*cking *******

the dee · 18-01-2008 02:04PM

Jumpy wrote: »

Hes a short ginger.

But pretty cute.

Mmmmm.... Seth Green

MOH · 18-01-2008 02:05PM

I was watching a Saturday afternoon Arsenal game in the delightful establishment that is Frasier's on O'Connell st. Match was nearly over, unfortunately the Celtic game finished first leading to an exodus from upstairs of scumbags. One of them quite obviously deliberately stopped in fron of me, blocking my view. I politely asked him to move, at which opint he launched into the usual stream of insults - why was I watching a foreign game (says the man in the Celtic who had just been watching the same sport, albeit a foreign club of a differetn nationality), the whole West Brit thing - but then finished off by saying "you're only a black b***ard" (emmm, I can't even get a decent tan).

I was tempted to ask him to repeat that, given that we were surrounded by a number of fairly large african guys, but was too bemused by his remark to react in time.

chopperbyrne · 18-01-2008 02:09PM

Was it this guy: http://bp2.blogger.com/_hHGQk8itk9I/Rei-J70phfI/AAAAAAAAAFE/IrH4dIMG5jw/s1600-h/foreign+games.bmp

youcancallmeal · 18-01-2008 02:10PM

Years ago in school a teacher once called me a whore's melt, I'm still not sure what that actually is?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 18-01-2008 02:12PM

MOH wrote: »

I was watching a Saturday afternoon Arsenal game in the delightful establishment that is Frasier's on O'Connell st. Match was nearly over, unfortunately the Celtic game finished first leading to an exodus from upstairs of scumbags. One of them quite obviously deliberately stopped in fron of me, blocking my view. I politely asked him to move, at which opint he launched into the usual stream of insults - why was I watching a foreign game (says the man in the Celtic who had just been watching the same sport, albeit a foreign club of a differetn nationality), the whole West Brit thing - but then finished off by saying "you're only a black b***ard" (emmm, I can't even get a decent tan).

I was tempted to ask him to repeat that, given that we were surrounded by a number of fairly large african guys, but was too bemused by his remark to react in time.

Oh come on, your asking us to believe an awful lot there now Ted!.

AARRRGH · 18-01-2008 02:14PM

MOH wrote: »

but then finished off by saying "you're only a black b***ard" (emmm, I can't even get a decent tan).

I was tempted to ask him to repeat that, given that we were surrounded by a number of fairly large african guys, but was too bemused by his remark to react in time.

You sure he wasn't talking to the black guys behind you?

MOH · 18-01-2008 02:42PM

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Was it this guy: http://bp2.blogger.com/_hHGQk8itk9I/Rei-J70phfI/AAAAAAAAAFE/IrH4dIMG5jw/s1600-h/foreign+games.bmp

It was shortly after that, which made it all the funnier

Mairt wrote: »

Oh come on, your asking us to believe an awful lot there now Ted!.

Sorry, it was a bit long winded

dublindude wrote: »

You sure he wasn't talking to the black guys behind you?

I would have, but they were mainly behind him, and he was definitely talking to me. So my use of the word "surrounded" may have been misjudged.
In fact, it wasn't really a well thought out post at all

Beetlebum · 18-01-2008 02:48PM

Tusky wrote: »

Yeah well you're bland, repulsive & embarrassing to be around.

Oooohhh temper temper....I know how angry you must be at the world for granting you with such a hideous appearance, laughable personality and sickening body odour but don't take it out on me....you sir, are vile.

iguana · 18-01-2008 02:48PM

Yesterday morning I was walking my dogs in the park nearest my house in north London when two horrible old women started making nasty comments about my dogs as I walked past them. When I turned to them and asked them not to be so rude, one of them told me I was like a West Indian and then made some nasty comments about West Indians. I said, "so you're not only rude, your racist" to which she replied "no, you're racist!"

When I asked how was I racist, she responded with "well your obviously not from London are you?" To which I said "no, I'm not." And she said "well there you go then."

So I guess we should all be aware that if we are not from London we are racist and if we are from London we can say and do whatever we want.

Lux23 · 18-01-2008 02:56PM

Slow Motion wrote: »

You answered your own question! They are so degraded and self absorbed into whatever personal hell years of drug abuse has left them in, they are honestly unaware of how others percieve them IMO!

Thats true.

@Dublindude I always thought I had a fairly normal accent but where I live I have on a numerous occasions slagged in shops about how posh I sound. I think its just in comparsion, im sure i wouldn't be considered so posh hanging around Ron Blacks for instance.

Overheal · 18-01-2008 03:06PM

Stephen wrote: »

When I was living in Carlow a couple of years ago I was in the local shop. In walks a skanger mother with her daughter who couldn't have been more than 4 years old. The mother proceeds to roar "SHUT UP YE LITTLE F**KIN CNUT" at the child who was crying over something. Classy.

theres more than one shop in carlow... makin me out to be in the backwater of nowheres... :rolleyes:

iguana wrote: »

Yesterday morning I was walking my dogs in the park nearest my house in north London when two horrible old women started making nasty comments about my dogs as I walked past them. When I turned to them and asked them not to be so rude, one of them told me I was like a West Indian and then made some nasty comments about West Indians. I said, "so you're not only rude, your racist" to which she replied "no, you're racist!"

When I asked how was I racist, she responded with "well your obviously not from London are you?" To which I said "no, I'm not." And she said "well there you go then."

So I guess we should all be aware that if we are not from London we are racist and if we are from London we can say and do whatever we want.

I would've told them they never should have dropped out of primary school to be fair.

he worst I get off the trash is when I used to live in Ennis: this cheeky little 7 yr old spams the streets with his raspy smoker lungs every other day when good decent folk are trying to sing a song that you could listen to. Anyone go to ennis, ya ever see that bearded fella who always parks his performance next to Roxy Records? Thats talent you can respect. Not raspy little ****er screaming Im Every Woman (and out of key!)

Then you got the other little bastard who would push his baby sister in a stroller. Everywhere he goes he tries to marry her off... :rolleyes:

Sinfonia · 18-01-2008 03:19PM

gucci wrote: »

so more importantly who was playing there?

More Tiny Giants I believe...

phasers · 18-01-2008 06:00PM

hey dats me ma an da you're talkin abou

doonothing · 18-01-2008 07:32PM

I was once sitting at the bus stop with my then girlfriend on my lap, and all these scumbags walk by and one shouts "Jaysus, he's doing well for himself!"
Never felt that mixture of insult and compliment before...

longshanks · 19-01-2008 04:55AM

iguana wrote: »

So I guess we should all be aware that if we are not from London we are racist and if we are from London we can say and do whatever we want.

what, you didn't know this? stupid and racialist, i bet you don't even indicate off roundabouts (trafficist as well). you savage. booo

Esel · 19-01-2008 06:07AM

youcancallme>al wrote: »

Years ago in school a teacher once called me a whore's melt, I'm still not sure what that actually is?

Ask yore ma.

youcancallmeal · 19-01-2008 01:44PM

One time on some internet forum some guy cleverly insulted me ma. He cut deep

Terry · 19-01-2008 03:49PM

customer wrote: »

In traffic one day I cut up a "lady" in a jeep. At the time, I was driving an old VW golf. It was hot, so we both had our windows down and she roared into me, "Ya effin' eeja, wit yer effin hape a effin' shoi!"

I replied, "Nice car: pity you can't get class on the never-never". From the look on her face, if the traffic hadn't taken us in different directions she'd have gotten out and killed me.

Kudos to you on the dangerous driving.

dublindude wrote: »

Well, I hate to break it to you, but we do speak ENGLISH!!

Nah I don't have a plantation accent or whatever the insult is supposed to mean. It's neutral, with proper pronunciation of words.

I don't think that's anything special, and certainly doesn't deserve an insult!

I really don't want to get into an accent debate... just saying the west brit thing is kind of annoying.

Here's something else people always say. It's supposed to be a compliment (I think?) but it's annoying

"You look like the werewolf guy from Buffy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_joBT6JlE

Jesus Wept · 19-01-2008 03:53PM

doonothing wrote: »

I was once sitting at the bus stop with my then girlfriend on my lap, and all these scumbags walk by and one shouts "Jaysus, he's doing well for himself!"
Never felt that mixture of insult and compliment before...

Get a room, no one wants to see that, except for a few dirty old men with long coats tweeking the todger off themselves underneath.

Ya f*cking *******

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