Ya f*cking *******

Beetlebum · 18-01-2008 11:33AM #1

I was standing outside Whelans last night having a cigarette when these two absolute filthy townie knackers
walked by. The guy looked like a strung out rat and the girl was squeezed into jeans about 10 sizes too small for her. Anyway,
the guy was walking ahead of her and he turned around and goes 'Will ya hurry up ya bleeeeeeeding slut'.....the girl stopped walking
and screamed at him 'Did you jus call me a bleeeeeding slut??!!!'.......the guy looks back and says 'No ya mad yoke, I called ya a
bleeeeding mutt now c'mon will ya'......the girl (if you could call her that) replies with 'Oh, right then' and follows him.
Just got me thinking, what kind of calibre of person would be insulted by the term slut but doesn't mind being called an ugly dog?? Also got me thinking what's the worst insult anybody has ever said to you or that you've said to someone else?
Personally, I'd hate to be called boring or nice. At least if someone calls you a cnut or an asshole it shows you've got some sort or personality...

arybvtcw0eolkf · 18-01-2008 11:36AM

Ya fvck 'em, enjoy the gig?.

Beetlebum · 18-01-2008 11:38AM

Yeah, I was soaked to the skin so drank hot whiskey to warm me up, nice. The band were pretty cool too...were u at it?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 18-01-2008 11:40AM

Beetlebum wrote: »

Yeah, I was soaked to the skin so drank hot whiskey to warm me up, nice. The band were pretty cool too...were u at it?

Yup, was there myself.

Cool band, I have their EP its pretty good listening.

AckwelFoley · 18-01-2008 11:46AM

I feel your pain

Rob_l · 18-01-2008 11:49AM

Maybe mutt is his nickname for her
Also I often call wimmuns fierce abusive things just to see if they have any sense of self worth if they do thats a dumping :eek:

DonalN · 18-01-2008 11:54AM

Beetlebum wrote: »

Personally, I'd hate to be called boring or nice. At least if someone calls you a cnut or an asshole it shows you've got some sort or personality...

i can understand not wanting to be called boring, but you would actually prefer to be called a cnut or asshole instead of being called nice ???

Assuming you're a bloke; consider this potential situation in a pub.

Two girls looking at ya from accross the bar:

- 'hey look at the cnut over there! what an asshole! don't go near him'

OR

- 'hey look at that nice guy over there, lets have a 3some!!!!'

JCDUB · 18-01-2008 11:54AM

You didn't happen to get this little sweetheart's number or anything while she was passing?

Sounds "interesting...."

Lux23 · 18-01-2008 12:16PM

I live in a fairly rough area of the City Centre and there are loads of idiots like that who just wander up and down the street shouting at each other. They always seem to be in a rush but they never actually go anywhere and the way they speak to each other is vile. I think just years of degradation and drugs just leaves them with no self esteem. The one thing I can never understand is why they have to make their disagreements so public, who wants to hear them scrabble over a few butts they found on the ground.

Slow Motion · 18-01-2008 12:20PM

Lux23 wrote: »

I live in a fairly rough area of the City Centre and there are loads of idiots like that who just wander up and down the street shouting at each other. They always seem to be in a rush but they never actually go anywhere and the way they speak to each other is vile. I think just years of degradation and drugs just leaves them with no self esteem. The one thing I can never understand is why they have to make their disagreements so public, who wants to hear them scrabble over a few butts they found on the ground.

You answered your own question! They are so degraded and self absorbed into whatever personal hell years of drug abuse has left them in, they are honestly unaware of how others percieve them IMO!

18-01-2008 12:22PM

Myself and a few friends were walking into the Bell, Book and Candle store in Galway, when this short little young fecker walks by us and says, "Get out of my way, you hippy" to my friend, who has long hair.

Thought it was pretty funny

Also, was in work last night when a few "rough" kids came in. They asked the prices of practically everything to which my friend told them to look at the menu screens. A quick look up and one asks us, "how much are those for 3.70?" My friend replies, "the things for 3.70? uh... 3.70"

Kinetic^ · 18-01-2008 12:23PM

I was also in Whelan's last night.:)

Beetlebum · 18-01-2008 12:27PM

DonalN wrote: »

i can understand not wanting to be called boring, but you would actually prefer to be called a cnut or asshole instead of being called nice ???

Assuming you're a bloke; consider this potential situation in a pub.

Two girls looking at ya from accross the bar:

- 'hey look at the cnut over there! what an asshole! don't go near him'

OR

- 'hey look at that nice guy over there, lets have a 3some!!!!'

Well when you put it that way....I'm a girl and a suppose I'd rather be called nice than a cnut but ya know whhat I'm getting at. I'd hate to hear someone describe me as 'nice'. It's as bad as being called 'harmless'...

customer · 18-01-2008 12:27PM

In traffic one day I cut up a "lady" in a jeep. At the time, I was driving an old VW golf. It was hot, so we both had our windows down and she roared into me, "Ya effin' eeja, wit yer effin hape a effin' shoi!"

I replied, "Nice car: pity you can't get class on the never-never". From the look on her face, if the traffic hadn't taken us in different directions she'd have gotten out and killed me.

Tusky · 18-01-2008 12:28PM

...I would class you as boringly nice, D.

Beetlebum · 18-01-2008 12:30PM

Tusky wrote: »

...but you are boringly nice, D.

Yeah, well you're harmless!:)

Tusky · 18-01-2008 12:36PM

Beetlebum wrote: »

Yeah, well you're harmless!:)

Harmlessly fantastic ?

18-01-2008 12:41PM

One day at work a family of scummers came into the shop and began asking the usual stupid questions. How much is this CD and is that phone really 99 euro? After a few minutes of this one of the kids started pulling at CDs, seeing this his mother uttered the immortal words, "You'd know you were inbred". I thought it was quite funny but it's also quite sad.

Adam · 18-01-2008 12:43PM

Deleted User wrote: »

...when this short little young fecker walks by us and says, "Get out of my way, you hippy" to my friend, who has long hair.

Was he also sporting a top hat or spats? Sounds like a rather well-to-do "fecker".

gucci · 18-01-2008 12:46PM

so more importantly who was playing there?

po0k · 18-01-2008 12:49PM

customer wrote: »

In traffic one day I cut up a "lady" in a jeep. At the time, I was driving an old VW golf. It was hot, so we both had our windows down and she roared into me, "Ya effin' eeja, wit yer effin hape a effin' shoi!"

I replied, "Nice car: pity you can't get class on the never-never". From the look on her face, if the traffic hadn't taken us in different directions she'd have gotten out and killed me.

pwnt

Stephen · 18-01-2008 01:23PM

When I was living in Carlow a couple of years ago I was in the local shop. In walks a skanger mother with her daughter who couldn't have been more than 4 years old. The mother proceeds to roar "SHUT UP YE LITTLE F**KIN CNUT" at the child who was crying over something. Classy.

Beetlebum · 18-01-2008 01:24PM

Tusky wrote: »

Harmlessly fantastic ?

No no...just harmless....and weak....super weak...

arybvtcw0eolkf · 18-01-2008 01:24PM

Kenny 5 wrote: »

I was also in Whelan's last night.:)

:eek:

AARRRGH · 18-01-2008 01:29PM

Skangers and Nationalists from the North sometimes call me a west brit because I'm well spoken (I have a neutral accent - nothing particularly posh or southside sounding or anything like that.)

That kind of annoys me because it's confusing.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 18-01-2008 01:30PM

dublindude wrote: »

Skangers and Nationalists from the North sometimes call me a west brit because I'm well spoken (I have a neutral accent - nothing particularly posh or southside sounding or anything like that.)

That kind of annoys me because it's confusing.

Those west brit accents are almost as annoying as D4's.

AARRRGH · 18-01-2008 01:33PM

Mairt wrote: »

Those west brit accents are almost as annoying as D4's.

There's nothing wrong with speaking properly

arybvtcw0eolkf · 18-01-2008 01:36PM

dublindude wrote: »

There's nothing wrong with speaking properly

I didn't say there's anything wrong with speaking properly. But west brit accents are annoying all the same.

I bet someone speaking properly from Ballymun wouldn't be called a ''west brit'', now get back to Kingstown ya west brit ye!.

Tusky · 18-01-2008 01:37PM

Beetlebum wrote: »

No no...just harmless....and weak....super weak...

Yeah well you're bland, repulsive & embarrassing to be around.

AARRRGH · 18-01-2008 01:44PM

Mairt wrote: »

I didn't say there's anything wrong with speaking properly. But west brit accents are annoying all the same.

I bet someone speaking properly from Ballymun wouldn't be called a ''west brit'', now get back to Kingstown ya west brit ye!.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but we do speak ENGLISH!!

Nah I don't have a plantation accent or whatever the insult is supposed to mean. It's neutral, with proper pronunciation of words.

I don't think that's anything special, and certainly doesn't deserve an insult!

I really don't want to get into an accent debate... just saying the west brit thing is kind of annoying.

Here's something else people always say. It's supposed to be a compliment (I think?) but it's annoying

"You look like the werewolf guy from Buffy"

Jumpy · 18-01-2008 02:02PM

dublindude wrote: »

"You look like the werewolf guy from Buffy"

Hes a short ginger.

Ya f*cking *******

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