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Super Sweet 16 from Blackrock on MTV now

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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,084 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Dudess wrote: »
    I predict the usual will happen and he'll sign on to Boards. Can't wait!
    Wait no more!

    I'm assuming that was genuine...


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,329 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I thought that was brilliant. I know it's a disgrace people like this exist but they're here and there's nothing we can do about that so we may as well laugh at them and enjoy it. I especially loved the bit where yer man says "He came in on a motorbike, no one seen that coming. Best entrance ever.". You're easily impressed aren't you, mate.

    His dance was one of the funniest things I've seen on tv in a long time. He just looked so stupid doing it. I hope his parents cut him off in a few years time to teach him a lesson for being so cheeky and ungrateful to them. It would be great to see the "king of dundalk" flipping burgers in supermacs.

    The best thing about this is that at his 40th or 60th birthday bash this will be shown (That's if a disgruntled boardsie hasn't killed him first :D). He probably won't be the least bit impressed when he's looking back and sees himself telling his now dead parents to fúck off and shut the fúck up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    ixoy wrote: »
    Wait no more!

    I'm assuming that was genuine...
    Aw Christ are my eyes sore after that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭dame


    :eek:
    Is this one of his little sweet sixteen bimbo's drinking a can of cider?
    http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=957766856

    Bold boy Lrcn, I'm calling the guards!!! Underage drinking in Dundalk!!!!! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    dresden8 wrote: »
    While he is clearly a tool I blame the parents. They have raised an ungrateful, camp, closet, pizza-faced monster.
    I'd blame them for him being ungrateful - not camp or pizza-faced. And he's hardly in the closet. Some gay guys are just inherently camp, although bitchy camp, that's not good (if delightfully funny at times).
    Like the perma-tanned party planner. Do you reckon he broke young LRCN in?
    (allegedly.)
    :D In fairness, WHAT a state...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,277 ✭✭✭✭Utopia Parkway


    Just watching this car wreck now.

    Jaysus you'd love to slap the wax from his ears.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Dear god... I could only stomach 1 minute of that little douchebag:mad:
    Here's me getting ready to work a night shift and that little gorilla looking mofo is looking at a watch that almost costs as much I earn in a year...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Ok I finally got around to watching the full thing and my highlights include:

    1. Dundalk running out of white clothes.
    2. 'The king of Dundalk.'
    3. His parents bringing out Irish dancers.
    4. Guests who had not quite reached puberty yet.
    5. 'It's so like, OH MY GOD!' in a Dundalk accent.
    6. The fact that he walks (and looks) like a monkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    It looked so poor compared to other episodes, I would be embarrassed if I were him! His house was nothing flash at all!

    Couldn't believe the way he speaks to his parents. They obviously never disciplined him when he was younger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    ixoy wrote: »
    Wait no more!

    I'm assuming that was genuine...

    The kid really shows his maturity there........ :rolleyes: I mean FFS what did he expect, backslaps all round?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭dame


    tman wrote: »
    Dear god... I could only stomach 1 minute of that little douchebag:mad:
    Here's me getting ready to work a night shift and that little gorilla looking mofo is looking at a watch that almost costs as much I earn in a year...

    Yes, looking. I very much doubt they bought it because they didn't show that and surely a watch that expensive would have been more than enough birthday present?? I don't think the trip to New York was that impressive either. Sure it was probably a family holiday that was planned anyway and they decided to announce it and make a big deal of it just for show, because all the MTV Sweet Sixteen's have a big deal made of being given their present.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭Venom


    dame wrote: »
    Yes, looking. I very much doubt they bought it because they didn't show that and surely a watch that expensive would have been more than enough birthday present?? I don't think the trip to New York was that impressive either. Sure it was probably a family holiday that was planned anyway and they decided to announce it and make a big deal of it just for show, because all the MTV Sweet Sixteen's have a big deal made of being given their present.

    I noticed the "looking at the watch" and the lack of buying and wearing of said watch but figured it was just set peice for the show. Many scenes seemed to be shot to try and shed the little waste of body organs in a more flashy light like his 2 second meeting with the girl on the street who he was to busy to talk to but she seemed to think the script ment for their little chat to go on a little longer :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭quinta


    That was just well ... I ..... he ... is ..... punch ..... face .... rage building.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 PrivateJoker


    This is the best comment I found on his Bebo page:

    Mod Edit: Bad Taste Comment Removed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Quality! Also a very intelligent person by the looks of things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    This is the best comment I found on his Bebo page:
    Mod Edit: Bad Taste Comment Removed.

    Some people have issues. All the time spent typing that ****e. Another internet tough guy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,276 ✭✭✭damnyanks


    feel embarassed for the family. He's 16, most 16 year olds are idiots. They grow up eventually, sure you hear him at the end saying he has way more friends because of the party. Just shows his age.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 622 ✭✭✭Pete4779


    I just got around to watching the full thing on MTV's website. I'm still a bit shocked but you know, a lot of these special children need publicity because of the general hardship they experience in life.

    For example: "if it's not huskies I don't want any other entrance" - I'm not gay, but that sounds like gay code to me between Lorcan and the party planner guy. What entrance is he referring to and what are huskies?

    If ever anyone criticised the National Roads Authority, they may now repent - the NRA bypassed Dundalk just over 30 months ago. I realise though that the gene pool and evolution bypassed Dundalk centuries ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    Pete4779 wrote: »
    For example: "if it's not huskies I don't want any other entrance" - I'm not gay, but that sounds like gay code to me between Lorcan and the party planner guy. What entrance is he referring to and what are huskies?

    So instead of huskies he entered on the back of a bike behind a guy in leathers....nothing gay about that at all :D

    Despite his oompa loompa face I'm sure the party planner had standards and wouldn't do that monkey faced little git !
    Pete4779 wrote: »
    If ever anyone criticised the National Roads Authority, they may now repent - the NRA bypassed Dundalk just over 30 months ago. I realise though that the gene pool and evolution bypassed Dundalk centuries ago.

    Maybe we could get the nordies to move the border down a few miles so they'd be stuck with Dundalk instead of us, after all if we bombed the place it would only leave an unsightly hole....hang on it's already and unsightly hole:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    non alcoholic party, fantastic!!!

    Why didnt they show the performance?

    Anyway, what an embarassment to Ireland.

    FFS!!!

    It entertained me to know end though in fairness because of it's shock value of retardation :o

    Wonder how much facial abuse he gets from people when he leaves his house :D


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  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Somebody needs to place a very large, very powerful electromagnet with sharp spikes attached to it very near his face. We could hold an auction for the right to switch it on. Hopefully, it wouldn't just simply rip those iron girders from his mouth. All proceeds going to genetic research of course.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    "Tis de best thing to evor happen to dis towan!" :D

    That show was brilliant. Watched it last night for the first time after hearing loads about it. I don't think it was as bad as everybody made it out to be. But then again, that's probably because I'd heard so much about it.

    There was so much of that show that was obviously set up and they were obviously also asked to play up to the cameras. He was definitely a spoiled brat though, and the blame for that can goes to the parents. How any parent can stand there and take such abuse from their kid I'll never understand, and to take it in front of a TV crew and then reward the behaviour is just mind boggling.

    A lot of people have said that he should be embarrassed after his little performance on the show, maybe so, but if I were his parents I'd be ashamed to show my face in public again after raising such a little monster.
    Pete4779 wrote: »
    I just got around to watching the full thing on MTV's website. I'm still a bit shocked but you know, a lot of these special children need publicity because of the general hardship they experience in life.

    For example: "if it's not huskies I don't want any other entrance" - I'm not gay, but that sounds like gay code to me between Lorcan and the party planner guy. What entrance is he referring to and what are huskies?

    If ever anyone criticised the National Roads Authority, they may now repent - the NRA bypassed Dundalk just over 30 months ago. I realise though that the gene pool and evolution bypassed Dundalk centuries ago.
    LOL

    I thought Dundalk came across really well! :D


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    BaZmO* wrote: »


    That show was brilliant.


    um


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,790 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    It was brilliant... car crash TV at its best (or worst!) :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Mr E wrote: »
    It was brilliant... car crash TV at its best (or worst!) :)
    Exactly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭Sizzler


    The parents should hang their head in shame for this shambles.

    Just goes to show money can't buy you class :o


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Mr E wrote: »
    It was brilliant... car crash TV at its best (or worst!) :)

    It just makes me wince and cringe. I cannot even force myself to watch. Its TV at its absolute worst. I'm obviously in the minority though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Pretty shameful alright. Just don't want to be too negative cos karma might kick me in the ass for it but it was very very very poor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    terrible tv, yet i couldnt not watch!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    This 'embarassment to Ireland' thing has been bandied around a few times now. Do you think Ireland is somehow above producing twats like this? Look at the tools cheering him on. This place is so full of materialistic, fake tan, "I lyk Dance & hiphop lyk", clueless little sh*ts, the only difference is that this c*nt has the money. I've met so many Irish people that would do the exact same thing. One walk through Dublin, and you see a thousand little tools that look just like him.

    Money can't buy you class and it can't buy you f*cking sense either. I look forward to his kidnapping hitting the headlines.

    Am I the only person who thinks that this program is more than meets the eye? I don't think there's any way that humanity has gotten to a point where this show is actually acceptable. My theory is that this is one of the greatest socialist works of the modern era. Time to dust off the 'ol guillotine.


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