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  • #482
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    dude, mild flirting with bluey would consist of..."I ****ing love you more than christ loved disciples. More than a mother loves the child she carries inside her. You are my everyhting". That kinda thing.
    You might be surprised. Leathergear, whips and bondage chairs have been known to feature ... >_>


  • #483
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Lands Leaving wrote: »
    Now that. That was evil.
    Wow.lol.

    Bring this man a bottle of guch sweat


  • #484
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    ... bluey... I ****ing love you more than christ loved disciples. More than a mother loves the child she carries inside her. You are my everyhting
    I can ban mods though :D
    Moderators of the same forum...
    I really wanna infract a mod on their own forum too. Can that be done?
    No. Not unless you're a cmod, smod, or admin.


  • #485
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    rb_ie wrote: »
    Wow.lol.

    Bring this man a bottle of guch sweat

    ...lovely...


  • #486
    Jackz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭Jackz


    Nightwish wrote: »
    They're on ratemydiddies ;)

    Appears to be down at the moment.


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  • #487
    Masada
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    what i dont know is, why would someone want to be a mod? (no offence intended mods)
    but taking on that responsibility without any reward seems odd to me? or are you rewarded for it?.,lol, i havent clue how it all works.,


  • #488
    Unearthly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭Unearthly


    vtec wrote: »
    what i dont know is, why would someone want to be a mod? (no offence intended mods)
    but taking on that responsibility without any reward seems odd to me? or are you rewarded for it?.,lol, i havent clue how it all works.,


    It's the power, it gives them a hard on

    including the 'females'


  • #489
    Masada
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    lol., are women allowed to be mods?






    :p:D


  • #490
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    no


  • #491
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    Terry wrote: »
    On another note, SimpleSam06 has been the only one to fail my test.

    I asked for immunity from being banned and he agreed.
    There should be no immunity for anyone.
    Eh you must have missed the part where I said "If its good enough for Ireland, its good enough for AH". I didn't sign nothin. Anyway I'm a big believer in the Machiavellian style of rulership - permaban the old guard and any competitors plus family and friends, pets, neighbours, the lot. But I can't tell anyone until my position is secured.
    rb_ie wrote: »
    Rough, he went through all that trouble of creating that sig for nothing so
    Since I'm the only one who has brought actual tits to the table, while according to your avatar, you could use yours to tie your shoelaces, by my reckoning, that puts me ahead of the game.
    WhiteWashMan wrote:
    no
    Thats terrible, equality for all says I! Given the opportunity I will ensure that women play an equal role in the rulership of AH*, with full permission to burn their bras and panties at will!

    *disclaimer: may or may not have signed nothin


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  • #492
    Santa Claus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    I think I should be made a seasonal AH mod to counteract the "bah humbuggery" of Terry and Karoma.

    Plus if I can manage a few thousand elves then trolls can't be that much different now can they !?!

    Also my unique insight into the naughty/nice list will mean that I can ban people from AH before they post bannable stuff as the naughty thought will already be up on my radar (kinda like Minority report but without the homosexual undercurrent between Tom and Colin) !

    Oh, did I mention i'm an insomniac and don't do drugs or hookers so WWM can have my share of both at the annual mods party ???


  • #493
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    Santa Claus wrote: »
    I think I should be made a seasonal AH mod to counteract the "bah humbuggery" of Terry and Karoma.
    Look we all know Santa is an anagram of Satan.


  • #494
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    SimpleSam06 wrote: »
    Look we all know Santa is an anagram of Satan.
    Perfect! We have our new mod!


  • #495
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    from randy's sig
    .Be A Santa Commando!

    I'm not sure if you can be entirely impartial....


  • #496
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Perfect! We have our new mod!
    But why muck about with some morbidly obese multicoloured repressed chimney sweep whose main claim to fame was that he worked for Coke once, when you have the real Prince of Lies and Lord of Darkness right here?

    Hire Sam, why settle for the lesser of two evils!


  • #497
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Mordeth wrote: »
    I'm not sure if you can be entirely impartial....
    Never claimed to be!

    Which reminds me, haven't I been hearing rumours about you having a ... hyperactive tongue?

    /flutters eyelids suggestively at Mord while fidgeting absent-mindedly with jeans zipper
    SimpleSam06 wrote: »
    But why muck about with some morbidly obese multicoloured repressed chimney sweep whose main claim to fame was that he worked for Coke once, when you have the real Prince of Lies and Lord of Darkness right here?

    Hire Sam, why settle for the lesser of two evils!
    Who said we wanted the lesser of two evils?

    And that repressed chimney sweep brought me my first train set, my first Playboy video, showed me how to play with my toy, licked it clean every time it leaked .............


  • #498
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Who said we wanted the lesser of two evils?
    Exactly my point!
    randylonghorn wrote: »
    And that repressed chimney sweep brought me my first train set, my first Playboy video, showed me how to play with my toy, licked it clean every time it leaked .............
    I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that was probably your mammy and daddy that bought those for you and licked your leaking toy. You're from a rural area, aren't you?


  • #499
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    SimpleSam06 wrote: »
    I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that was probably your mammy and daddy that bought those for you and licked your leaking toy. You're from a rural area, aren't you?
    Yes ... doesn't mean we didn't know the difference between a ewe and a ram! :mad:

    And I resentimicate that incestuous asparagus you're throwing around with such gay abandon! :mad:

    My daddy never licked my toy! He could barely bear to sit me in his lap without starting to moan and groan and grunt 30 seconds later! And he didn't have a beard or wear a red suit, either!!

    Honestly, some people!! :mad:


  • #500
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Yes ... doesn't mean we didn't know the difference between a ewe and a ram! :mad:

    And I resentimicate that incestuous asparagus you're throwing around with such gay abandon! :mad:

    My daddy never licked my toy! He could barely bear to sit me in his lap without starting to moan and groan and grunt 30 seconds later! And he didn't have a beard or wear a red suit, either!!

    Honestly, some people!! :mad:
    O.o


  • #501
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    SimpleSam06 wrote: »
    O.o
    That's the best you could come up with in half an hour? :p

    And you think you can cope with the trolling in AH, let alone the feedback threads?!!



    Ok, time for sleep ...

    [Sheriff Bart] My work here is done! [/Sheriff Bart]


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  • #502
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    and moving swiftly back to moderating issues....


  • #503
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    WhiteWashMan wrote: »
    and moving swiftly back to moderating issues....
    LOL ... sorry, Eamo ... slightly inebriated, and in pishtake mode! :o:o:o


  • #504
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,744 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    I think I should be given the parachute because I'm great. In fact I think I should have two parachutes just in case the other one fails...


  • #505
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I haven't read the whole thread but I'd like to nominate Mint Julep.


  • #506
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    I'm actually too good to be a mod, I like to aim higher, make me admin.


  • #507
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    For ****s and giggles im gonna throw my name into the hat too. I know ive about as much hope as getting it as pighead. But why not !


  • #508
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Oh alright then! I'm in!


  • #509
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Oh alright then! I'm in!

    Get out!


  • #510
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Oh alright then! I'm in!

    not any more you're not.


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  • #511
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    If you guys are genuinely looking for a new Mod then I'll put my name in the hat.

    If this isn't genuine then I think Mordeth's idea of unbanning Rozie and giving it to him is the best bet.


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