Beanz Meanz Heinz

katieboo · 13-12-2007 11:52AM

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

RadioCity · 13-12-2007 11:54AM

Captain Birds Eye: Come on my boat and I'll give you a fish finger (I'm not sure that was actually used)

Government advice: Don't drink and talk

Re-record not fade away, re-record not fade away....etc

RubyXI · 13-12-2007 11:57AM

"If you want this and this and this, we will do that"

Typical really lol

BeansMeansHynes · 13-12-2007 12:04PM

Beanz Means Heinz

Not too fond of that add myself. Thats where I got my nickname from in school and it has stuck ever since.

Lola123 · 13-12-2007 12:15PM

KFC- finger lickin good.

"carry on down to bargaintooooooooown, where the prices are only famous".

RadioCity · 13-12-2007 12:22PM

Open tonoight til Noyen

(Some Dublin based electrical shop)

WindSock · 13-12-2007 12:42PM

RadioCity wrote: »

Captain Birds Eye: Come on my boat and I'll give you a fish finger (I'm not sure that was actually used)

hahaha

, still laughing

RadioCity wrote: »

Open tonoight til Noyen

(Some Dublin based electrical shop)

I love that ad

nines sung to the theme of jingle bells, then NOYINE!

Exceedingly good

Jesus Wept · 13-12-2007 12:50PM

And on and on and ariston.

Snap. Crackle. Pop

jester77 · 13-12-2007 01:02PM

You know when you've been Tango'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apRFKW0s2yg

brilliant

WindSock · 13-12-2007 01:02PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

And on and on and ariston.

Awesome ad. Here's one to the tune of da da da

Snap. Crackle. Pop

I'd rather have a bowl of coco-pops

Jesus Wept · 13-12-2007 01:15PM

This ad was very weird looking.
Kinda freaky as a kid. :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ecBl2HK60Y

RubyXI · 13-12-2007 01:23PM

Mister Soft!!! He brings back like sooooo much memories!!!

RubyXI · 13-12-2007 01:25PM

Mister Soft!!! He brings back like sooooo much memories!!!

Dun laoire · 13-12-2007 03:12PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

This ad was very weird looking.
Kinda freaky as a kid. :eek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ecBl2HK60Y

That ad annoys me because it's too unrealistic. For example there's no way he could've kept the mints in his hand when he had his hand open like that. Stupid

Genghiz Cohen · 13-12-2007 03:23PM

"Oh, Mr. Sooooooooofft! How come everything in-the-world-in-which-you're-living is so strange?"
*Bom bom bom bom
"Mr. Sooooofft....."

Terry · 13-12-2007 03:53PM

Hagar wrote: »

[SIZE=-1]Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer![/SIZE]

You're on fire today, HAgar.

katieboo wrote: »

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

Think about that for a few seconds.

Cool_CM · 13-12-2007 03:55PM

This is a cool slogan thats floating around for Pilsner Urquell in Germany at the moment. "Ohne" translates to without or no.
http://buckhornproductions.ca/blog/wp-content/bull****.jpg
That link wont work, basically it says
Pilsner Urquell
No Lemon
No Cranberry
No Bullsh*t

Sinfonia · 13-12-2007 04:03PM

phi3 wrote: »

"Oh man it's total gridlock"

"I am late because you are late!"

Love that ad. I miss it

"Not by my watch!":D

"When orange fizzes, when orange fizzes it's Fanta!" (nobody seems to remember that one)

"Northside *boom* Northside *booooom* The great, great shopping centre!"

"It's Miller time"

MarkR · 13-12-2007 04:08PM

And for the festive season..

Penny's... Have a whole lot of things for christmas... For all of the family..

Holidays are coming... Holidays are coming... (was that coke or budweiser? obviously money well spent on advertising!)

RubyXI · 13-12-2007 04:15PM

"taste the rainbow"

Terry · 13-12-2007 04:15PM

MarkR wrote: »

Holidays are coming... Holidays are coming... (was that coke or budweiser? obviously money well spent on advertising!)

Always coca cola.

How many bones has a body got?
A child's got more bones than a grown up's got.
Dem bones, dem bones need calcium.

Creature · 13-12-2007 04:23PM

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

Cilllit Bang: "Hi. I'm Barry Scott"..."Look what it does to this penny"..."BANG! And The Dirt Is Gone!"

Cillit Bang is good but it's no Kitchen Gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9froOhQ6Vb8

pd101 · 13-12-2007 04:33PM

Shouldnt have read this. I have Harvey Norman stuck in my head now:eek:

dirtyharry1971 · 13-12-2007 05:15PM

KP Peanuts
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oBeTS4GCm98
Golden Wonder Ringos
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jLIYb6k0RY0

ejmaztec · 13-12-2007 05:54PM

Have a break, have a Kit-Kat

or the T-shirt version

Have a Break, Have a Quick Crap

i71jskz5xu42pb · 13-12-2007 06:12PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."

Clairol introduced the "Mist <snip>

Sorry to party poop but the General Motors one is an Urban myth and the Pepsi one is questionable at best.
http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/misxlate.asp

I'd guess the other's are also urban myths.

I mean think about it - it's not like company in country A puts products in a giant catapult and fires them into country B. The have local marketing teams, distributors, etc., who would presumably spot these kinds of mistakes long before they get to market.

ejmaztec · 13-12-2007 06:25PM

I see that the story behind the Mitsubishi Starion has not been "urban-mythed" yet. Allegedly, it was supposed to be "Stallion", but the Japanese couldn't pronounce the Ls, so it was given the name Starion.

Another auto-related one was re the Toyota MR2, MR2 sounding like merde in French i.e. Toyota Sh1t!

csk · 13-12-2007 06:32PM

ahhh that's bass...;)

Sally O'Brien and the way she might look at you;)

Dun laoire · 13-12-2007 08:23PM

Can someone locate the tango advert where your man screams up to the fella at the bus stop and says "Mornin"

L31mr0d · 13-12-2007 09:15PM

Toblerone, out on its own, triangular chocolate... that's toblerone

Five times better than your average banana its the worlds.. best... mayonnaise, yes food loves hellmans, so bring out the Fyffe and bring out the best

Beanz Meanz Heinz

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