Really Successful Talentless Tossers

roy123456789 · 30-11-2007 07:09AM #1

Woody Allen , he got away with making the same movie for 40 years

Bruce Forsythe; Who says lets get Bruce to host it? he must be 100

That Fat hog from Big Brother???

Stephen · 30-11-2007 08:17AM

I believe the hog you refer to is Jade Goody :eek: She was the first one that came to mind when I saw the thread title.

Terry · 30-11-2007 08:28AM

You got your tits out in the sun, had breast enlargements, had a child for a footballer and then had a sex tape leaked onto the internet.
Jordan, I have to hand it to you. You've made millions out of being completely talentless.

Cabaal · 30-11-2007 08:58AM

Terry wrote: »

You got your tits out in the sun, had breast enlargements, had a child for a footballer and then had a sex tape leaked onto the internet.
Jordan, I have to hand it to you. You've made millions out of being completely talentless.

certainly takes alot of skill to do all this, while she has no talent it does seem she is kinda smart about these things, otherwise she wouldn't have the money she does.

Terry · 30-11-2007 09:08AM

Cabaal wrote: »

certainly takes alot of skill to do all this, while she has no talent it does seem she is kinda smart about these things, otherwise she wouldn't have the money she does.

I have absolutely no doubt that, fiscally, she is extremely clever.
She's still talentless though.

tallus · 30-11-2007 09:29AM

Several members of take that

ojewriej · 30-11-2007 09:37AM

Terry wrote: »

I have absolutely no doubt that, fiscally, she is extremely clever.
She's still talentless though.

I think that making money out of nothing is a talent.

Sam Vimes · 30-11-2007 09:41AM

Terry wrote: »

I have absolutely no doubt that, fiscally, she is extremely clever.
She's still talentless though.

is financial cleverness not a talent?

Now don't get the idea i'm defending jordan. Her only talent is marketing hes appeal to the lowest common denominator

Terry · 30-11-2007 09:51AM

Commander Vimes wrote: »

is financial cleverness not a talent?

Now don't get the idea i'm defending jordan. Her only talent is marketing hes appeal to the lowest common denominator

It is a talent, but it's not the talent she uses to promote herself.
She uses her sexuality to promote herself, but there are millions of women out there who can do the same thing.

peasant · 30-11-2007 10:01AM

Bob Dylan

He can't sing, he can't play the guitar, he can't keep a rythm, half his lyrics are gobbledygook, he's a narky focker ...yet the whole world idolises him.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 30-11-2007 10:02AM

Anyone who's ever appeared on reality TV.

Pighead · 30-11-2007 10:04AM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Anyone who's ever appeared on reality TV.

So you're saying Shilpa Shetty is talentless? Racist.

Terry · 30-11-2007 10:06AM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Anyone who's ever appeared on reality TV.

I wouldn't actually call them successful.
Talentless? Yes. Successful? Well, iwth the exception of the afore mentioned Jade Goody, there are only one or two who have actually made a career from appearing on reality tv and those careers are not really groundbreaking.

ROCKMAN · 30-11-2007 10:11AM

That fat gay guy from Airport

Gaspode · 30-11-2007 10:15AM

Westlife, Boyzone,Take That et al - boybands and their female versions thereof.
talentless, tossers, but bloody successful.

Daniel O'Donnell.

whiskeyman · 30-11-2007 10:26AM

What's worse are the people that make these talentless tossers successfully in the first place by watching and voting for reality TV 'stars', buying their books / records and other shyte...
Jade Goody is scary enough... but the people that bought her autobio are scarier IMO.

keefg · 30-11-2007 10:27AM

peasant wrote: »

Bob Dylan

He can't sing, he can't play the guitar, he can't keep a rythm, half his lyrics are gobbledygook, he's a narky focker ...yet the whole world idolises him.

Hallelujah!!!!!!!!

I thought I was the only sane person in a sea of deaf and blind morons that can't see what a talentless fcuker Bob is.

He sounds like a stroke victim and has done since the 60's so it's nothing to do with his age.

I think we should start an "I hate Bob Dylan" club.

RxQueen · 30-11-2007 10:36AM

im surprised nobody wrote posh spice-- now theres a talentless ****!!

also coleen mcloughlin-- whats she famous for feck all

Lola123 · 30-11-2007 10:42AM

keefg wrote: »

Hallelujah!!!!!!!!

I thought I was the only sane person in a sea of deaf and blind morons that can't see what a talentless fcuker Bob is.

He sounds like a stroke victim and has done since the 60's so it's nothing to do with his age.

I think we should start an "I hate Bob Dylan" club.

Count me in that club too! He sucks!

If Jordan is goin on this list....then Jodie Marsh must also be on it.
Also...Victoria Beckham (I love her clothes but I don't think wearing nice clothes constitutes as being a talent)
Pat Kenny...HOW did he get a job presenting???????

Terry · 30-11-2007 10:42AM

I think some people are confusing fame with success.
Having sex with a footballer may make you famous, but that does not mean you are successful.

Lola123 · 30-11-2007 10:45AM

Terry wrote: »

I think some people are confusing fame with success.
Having sex with a footballer may make you famous, but that does not mean you are successful.

Brush up on your celeb knowledge!!
Coleen earns almost as much as Wayne now for various columns she writes in magazines, ad campaigns etc. They're rubbish....but she's been pretty sucessful at it!

chopperbyrne · 30-11-2007 10:47AM

deswalsh wrote: »

Westlife, Boyzone,Take That et al - boybands and their female versions thereof.
talentless, tossers, but bloody successful.

Daniel O'Donnell.

Several members of these groups are quite talented singers.

Gary Barlow is clearly a talented songwriter too.

You may not be a fan of theirs, but they are talented.

Paris Hilton is talentless.

Kelly Osbourne is talentless.

Xavi6 · 30-11-2007 10:47AM

Every Osborne bar Ozzy. At least he was in a band.

Poppy Cock · 30-11-2007 10:50AM

Jade Goody

Patrick Kielty

The Killers

chopperbyrne · 30-11-2007 10:51AM

Ed Byrne.

Xavi6 · 30-11-2007 10:54AM

Poppy Cock wrote: »

The Killers

Ah here that's just ridiculous. Personal taste doesn't count as talentless. They write successful songs which they sing and play themselves. That's talent whether you're into it or not.

whiskeyman · 30-11-2007 10:54AM

Terry wrote: »

I think some people are confusing fame with success.
Having sex with a footballer may make you famous, but that does not mean you are successful.

Some people are just very successful at being famous

Mushy · 30-11-2007 11:10AM

Stephen wrote: »

I believe the hog you refer to is Jade Goody :eek: She was the first one that came to mind when I saw the thread title.

So you're not the only one. good to know.

Rebecca Loos aswell for me.

dodgyme · 30-11-2007 11:12AM

Louis Walsh
Albert Einstein
Samanta Fox

Dick Turnip · 30-11-2007 11:13AM

Lola123 wrote: »

Brush up on your celeb knowledge!!
Coleen earns almost as much as Wayne now for various columns she writes in magazines, ad campaigns etc. They're rubbish....but she's been pretty sucessful at it!

I doubt that very much - he earns around 90k sterling a week! And thats before any earnings from advertising, marketing etc. are considered. I dont think Coleen rakes in "almost as much" as that in fairness

Pighead · 30-11-2007 11:14AM

Calum Best. The Daddy of all the RSTT's.

Really Successful Talentless Tossers

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