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Funny Story

  • 29-11-2007 03:37PM
    #1
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭


    That thread about the girl on the dart reminds me....This ain't a joke, its actually true!!!!

    A mate of a mate was over in New York a couple of weeks ago with a group of friends. Bit of a lad himself, so did a bit of a pub tour. Anywho, while rushing to catch a train out to New Jersey or something to meet an old mate who runs a pub out there, he tried to gently push out a bum-burp, but pushed a little too hard. Anyway, arrived at the train station and saw a stall where a nice man was selling some cheep denims. Jackpot, he said to himself, and quickly purchased a pair, as his own needed prompt changing. Onboard the moving train, he made his excuses and made his way to the toilet. He ripped off his soiled bottoms and turfed them out the window. He opened up the bag of his shiny new denims, only to discover the nice man had given him not denim jeans, but a denim jacket!!!!!

    NO WORD OF A LIE, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!


Comments

  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yeah, were you reading that book, "That's Bollox!" then?


  • #3
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Swear to God, happened to my bro in laws best mate. He was there.


  • #4
    H.O.T.A.S.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭H.O.T.A.S.


    Heard that one before


  • #5
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I'm going to believe it's true because it's so much funnier knowing that happened to a real person.


  • #6
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    He must have been having me on so!!!!
    Its not so funny now.


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  • #7
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I'm going to believe it's true because it's so much funnier knowing that happened to a real person.

    Thats what I thought.
    Never heard it before, thought it was a true story.


  • #8
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Has somebody been watching Ricky Gervais' "Politics" standup DVD?


  • #9
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    he tried to gently push out a bum-burp

    who the hell calls it that ?? ::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #10
    Outer Bongolia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Outer Bongolia


    That originated in either FHM or Loaded Magazine many years back in a reader's embarassing stories section; then Ricky Gervais ran with it


  • #11
    eroo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,084 ✭✭✭eroo


    ya heard that too ages ago...


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  • #12
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    That joke is so old the train was Stephenson's Rocket.


  • #13
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Deadly ****.


  • #14
    eroo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,084 ✭✭✭eroo


    Hagar wrote: »
    That joke is so old the train was Stephenson's Rocket.
    :D
    someone give this man a stage,a microphone and open the bar for the night!


  • #15
    CodeMonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭CodeMonkey


    http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/poopy.asp


  • #16
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    CodeMonkey wrote: »
    http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/poopy.asp


    Can't believe I believed the ******.
    There shall be hell to pay.

    Oh well, it was actually A LOT funnier when I thought it was true!!!!!!!

    ****


  • #17
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    Kazu wrote: »
    who the hell calls it that ?? ::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    He sharted!


  • #18
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Kazu wrote: »
    who the hell calls it that ?? ::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Me, obviously. What kind of question is that?


  • #19
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    no Word Of A Lie, I Swear To God!!!!!

    Jesus Christ! Blasphemy!!!!!!


  • #20
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    SetantaL wrote: »
    Jesus Christ! Blasphemy!!!!!!

    I know.
    The **** made me swear to God.
    Sorry God!!!!


  • #21
    FunkyChicken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,067 ✭✭✭FunkyChicken


    Never heard it before and thought it was funny. Good work Mr. Oh Pee.


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