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A few pints with anyone

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Socrates, of course... and we could invite a few other folk along; Marx (Karl), Marx (The Brothers), Woody Gutherie and Jack Palance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,468 ✭✭✭ojewriej


    daveirl wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    ha ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,084 ✭✭✭eroo


    Michael Collins
    Bill Bailey

    and then a coke for..
    James Hetfield
    Tommy Tiernan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    marcsignal wrote: »
    Hitler didn't drink, but that aside, I'd ask why...

    1. Why he didn't keep going to the coast, and let the Brits escape from Dunkirk ??

    2. Why he didn't completely take out the Radar stations during the early stages of the Battle of Britain ??

    3. Why he didn't approve full development Jet Engines earlier in the war, as the technology existed ??

    4. Why he didn't allow the Ukraine some Independence when there were 2 divions of vollunteers from the Ukraine serving in the Waffen SS, who were willing to fight Stalin ??

    5. Why he didn't let his troops break out of Stalingrad, because they could have done so, and lived to fight another day ??

    6. Why didn't he suspect the Allies had broken the Enigma Code ??

    7. Was the Dublin North Strand Bombing in 1941 Deliberate, or an Accident.

    and finally

    8. What the f*uck did he think he was doing, making his underage niece poo all over his head ????

    just out of curiousity...........
    Jaysus, marcsignal, it's supposed to be a few pints, not an interrogation. I'd just make Hitler drink Guinness to see what his 'tache would look like covered in the head of the pint.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭ian_m


    agamemnon wrote: »
    Jaysus, marcsignal, it's supposed to be a few pints, not an interrogation. I'd just make Hitler drink Guinness to see what his 'tache would look like covered in the head of the pint.

    haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Jack300 wrote: »
    Marilyn Monroe

    Also Monroe for me, what a beauty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Michael Collins (the real one, the guy who may or may not have flown to the moon, as opposed to the cork langer from the 20's).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Well, tbh I already knew the answers to No's. 1 to 7,

    It was No. 8 I was really curious about :D

    His moustache would look funny smeared in Guinness head tho, it'd also probably cover up his notorious foaming at the mouth during his reply under duress :)

    http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6154/hitlermelon1jiei1jq9.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Terry
    Go to the next boards beers.
    I might be there.

    You're buying.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    George Dubya - just to see if he really is as dumb as people make out

    Shane McGowan - do ya have to ask

    David Bowie - he could put ya in a song!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWuBgWNMUM8


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭l3LoWnA


    Would love a good session with Billy Connolly! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    Prophet Mohammed.

    It works out a cheap drunken night for me if you are buying rounds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    'Ol wrote:
    Shane McGowan - do ya have to ask
    you should never meet your heroes Ol Jack Chance, i've had the pleasure, and he bored the f*ckin arse off me. He's a sad stupid c*nt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,235 ✭✭✭Dave147


    Bob Marley, always been a huge fan. Dave Gahan to ask him about his inspiration for 'Enjoy the Silence'. Samuel L. Jackson - need I say why.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    Think Samuel L is a recovering alco (well, ex cocaine addict, Id presume he stays away from anything potentially self destructive these days)

    As for me

    Dead: Harris, George Best and the legendary Oliver Reed

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Reed

    Reed and 36 friends drinking, in an evening, 60 gallons of beer, 32 bottles of Scotch, 17 bottles of gin, four crates of wine and one bottle of Babycham......He was forced to leave the set of the Channel 4 television discussion programme After Dark after arriving drunk and attempting to kiss feminist writer Kate Millett. He was drunk on the chat show Aspel and Company, and on another occasion removed his trousers during an interview.....He had reportedly drunk three bottles of Captain Morgan's rum, eight bottles of beer and numerous doubles of Famous Grouse whisky. He also beat five much younger Royal Navy sailors at arm wrestling at a bar called "The Pub."

    LEGEND :D

    Of those still alive/technically dead but still moving:

    Shaun Ryder. Nutbar
    The Gallagher brothers
    Robbie Williams (to see how it would kick off with the Gallaghers)
    Colin Farrell (if we can get him back on the drink)
    Snoop Dogg. Though Im not sure if hes a pints man. And he would be like that one friend who causes the group to split by dragging people to the smoking area 4 times an hour
    George Bush when he drank. Id say he was the rowdy prick who got thrown out of everywhere he went by 1:30


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Karoma wrote: »
    *Jesus. Reasoning: to get the thoughts direct (Albeit, with a bit of drink...mmm) + failing that, twice the pints \o/

    Blood of Christ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    Karoma wrote: »
    twice the pints \o/

    But you don't drink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    Prophet Mohammed.

    It works out a cheap drunken night for me if you are buying rounds.

    I dunno, if it's a prophet you're after I'd say Jesus would be the way to go. Water into wine would make for a cheap night and then his gift for healing could be very handy the next day, as opposed to a teetotaling kiddyfiddler that spent half his life in a cave.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Ibid wrote: »
    But you don't drink.

    Jesus is such a nice guy, he would turn the beer back to water for K


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    Rabies wrote: »
    Jesus is such a nice guy, he would turn the beer back to water for K

    or perhaps even better, cure him of this aversion to beer illness he has.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 psilocin


    humbert wrote: »
    ...as opposed to a teetotaling kiddyfiddler that spent half his life in a cave.
    I'm sure the kiddies look much older from inside the caves.
    Though it's got to be one hell of a story to excuse that sort of behaviour. Mind you the wine drinking beegee wasn't reknowned for his lady conquests.

    My vote has to go to Ninkasi. Who wants wine when the Goddess of beer is in the house?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Just one person it's got to be Stephen Fry. He'd have you in stitches, came across as a really nice bloke in his documentary on bipolar disorder and women adore him so you'd be surrounded in totty he'd impressed but wouldn't be interested in! Giggedy Giggedy!

    Or going for someone who's dead - George Harrison, the man would have had some great stories and, again, everything I've read about him would suggest he was an absolute gent.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Outer Bongolia


    Richard James

    Damo Suzuki

    Karl Bartos

    E

    J.G. Ballard

    Jerry Seinfeld


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    marcsignal wrote: »
    you should never meet your heroes Ol Jack Chance, i've had the pleasure, and he bored the f*ckin arse off me. He's a sad stupid c*nt.

    thats a bit of a bummer. ill swap him for rick james then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 wutra


    Wouldn't mind meetin Darragh O'Malley (Sgt Harper) from the Sharpe series, seems like a sarcy ducker & and funny runt, plus when Cupid pops in for a pint Sgt Harper can clock him one so I can borrow his bow and shoot the godess of love Aphrodite, reckon she'd give a mean BJ.

    After that, headin into the 'gettin merry' stage, i'd like The Simpsons writing team and Dylan Moran to pop in for a few bevvies, the craic would be mighty, with Christy Moore, in his alcoholic days, jammin away with a few tunes.

    What blood pumpin and heart racing from such a session i'd need a come down to winde it all down, so the pea eating Spitting Image John Major to wrap it up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    'Ol wrote:
    thats a bit of a bummer. ill swap him for rick james then.

    yeah, afraid so, sorry :( rick james is a better choice any day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I second Steven Fry, I'd say he would be a great choice for a night out.

    - I would also have Christopher Hitchens for a bit of intellectual banter with Fry.
    - Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais to lighten things up.
    - Bob Dylan because I would just like to meet the man.
    - Robert De Niro, legend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    oliver reed, it would be a right hoot trying to keep up with him


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


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