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It hurts when I do that

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  • #32
    Dizzyblonde
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    If it still hurts when you do it then it might be time to face the sad fact that you're just not very good at it??? :eek::eek:


  • #33
    Agent Smith
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    if you stick something there its goning to hurt


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
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    It's time to give up! you're getting too good at it!:D


  • #35
    2 stroke
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    Everytime it hurts, smack it with a hammer.


  • #36
    boneless
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    2 stroke wrote: »
    Everytime it hurts, smack it with a hammer.

    Last time I take your advice... the doctor spent hours trying to get it back into shape...


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  • #37
    Dizzyblonde
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    Have it removed? You'll hardly miss it.


  • #38
    randylonghorn
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    Dizzyblonde wrote: »
    Have it removed? You'll hardly miss it.
    Given the nick, I thought he already had ...


  • #39
    2 stroke
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    Ask your gf to dip it in cider.


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
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    put vics vapour rub on it!


  • #41
    2 stroke
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    Be sure to clean it with sandpaper first.


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  • #42
    boneless
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    put vics vapour rub on it!

    Ouch... that hurt really bad...:o

    It took the Fire Brigade two hours to get me off the ceiling... me fingernails are destroyed too.


  • #43
    Dizzyblonde
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    I may have a solution for you ;)
    Immerse it in iced water for a good 10 minutes first to ensure it's completely numb, then..........GO FOR IT :eek:


  • #44
    echter
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    whatever you do don't use baby oil...


    ....it may look feel and smell wet, but it's not really


  • #45
    boneless
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    What would I want to use baby oil for?? I have no squeaky kids...:confused:

    The iced water sounds like the business though...


  • #46
    Ghost Train
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    tequila or some russian vodka mightn't be a help... and if all else fails (as it seem to be happening) maybe you investigate some sort of electro-shock therapy


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
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    boneless wrote: »
    What would I want to use baby oil for?? I have no squeaky kids...:confused:

    The iced water sounds like the business though...

    Perhaps this will solve it for you


  • #48
    uglyjohn
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    you're doing it the wrong way around.


  • #49
    blindman
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    It hurts when I do that

    Try that again and I'll kick you again.


  • #50
    boneless
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    blindman wrote: »
    Try that again and I'll kick you again.

    OUCH!!!! You wee bugger....:p


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