It hurts when I do that

boneless

Can any nice person tell me why?

Dizzyblonde

It's probably because you didn't warm up first

boneless

No... used the hot water bottle first...

Dizzyblonde

Must be the angle then...................

MarkR

Don't do dat.

boneless

But I have to...

Dizzyblonde

If you MUST do it then at least wear the goggles so you don't lose an eye!!

boneless

I always wear the goggles... and the knee pads.

Capt'n Midnight

Tommy Cooper wrote:

I went to the doctor the other day,
I said 'it hurts when I do that'
he said ' well don't do it'

You can close the thread now.

Ghost Train

i hope you oiled yourself up
beginners always forget the oil

Jimbo

Take it slowly first. Don't go all out at the start... you'll rip something

Oman

jumping in a pool of vaseline works best

hold it carefully, then it won't prick you!

2 stroke

Zippers can be dangerous

Oman

2 stroke wrote: »

Zippers can be dangerous

its one of the lessons of life

boneless

Maybe if I did it with this...

randylonghorn

Thought that's what started the problem in the first place?

Ghost Train

would you like somebody on the forum to give you a hand, so to speak

randylonghorn

O_o

You can volunteer if you like, fecked if I am ...

Ghost Train

randylonghorn wrote: »

O_o

You can volunteer if you like, fecked if I am ...

surely you're the most qualified

eolhc

eolhc wrote: »

would you like somebody on the forum to give you a hand, so to speak

only if I used one of these

Jimbo

or one of these..

boneless

Ah thanks for the offers lads but I have to learn for myself, you know...

Dizzyblonde

Still hurting?? That's highly irregular, I hope you've informed the relevant authorities.
Let's hope it doesn't spread or we could be in the grip of an epidemic!!!

Jimbo

Just stop doing it dude. PROBLEM SOLVED.

CLOSE THREAD.

randylonghorn

jimbo78 wrote: »

Just stop doing it dude. PROBLEM SOLVED.

You actually think that's a solution? :eek:

Honestly, do you live in the real world? :rolleyes:

Jimbo

after reading this thread, im not so sure anymore

jimbo78

jimbo78 wrote: »

after reading this thread, im not so sure anymore

But this is the real (tCN) world.

challengemaster

boneless

It's none of them things...:eek:

Dizzyblonde

If it still hurts when you do it then it might be time to face the sad fact that you're just not very good at it??? :eek::eek:

Agent Smith

if you stick something there its goning to hurt

It's time to give up! you're getting too good at it!:D

2 stroke

Everytime it hurts, smack it with a hammer.

boneless

2 stroke wrote: »

Everytime it hurts, smack it with a hammer.

Last time I take your advice... the doctor spent hours trying to get it back into shape...

Dizzyblonde

Have it removed? You'll hardly miss it.

randylonghorn

Dizzyblonde wrote: »

Have it removed? You'll hardly miss it.

Given the nick, I thought he already had ...

2 stroke

Ask your gf to dip it in cider.

put vics vapour rub on it!

2 stroke

Be sure to clean it with sandpaper first.

boneless

Deleted User wrote: »

put vics vapour rub on it!

Ouch... that hurt really bad...:o

It took the Fire Brigade two hours to get me off the ceiling... me fingernails are destroyed too.

Dizzyblonde

I may have a solution for you
Immerse it in iced water for a good 10 minutes first to ensure it's completely numb, then..........GO FOR IT :eek:

echter

whatever you do don't use baby oil...


....it may look feel and smell wet, but it's not really

boneless

What would I want to use baby oil for?? I have no squeaky kids...

The iced water sounds like the business though...

Ghost Train

tequila or some russian vodka mightn't be a help... and if all else fails (as it seem to be happening) maybe you investigate some sort of electro-shock therapy

boneless

boneless wrote: »

What would I want to use baby oil for?? I have no squeaky kids...

The iced water sounds like the business though...

Perhaps this will solve it for you

uglyjohn

you're doing it the wrong way around.

blindman

It hurts when I do that

Try that again and I'll kick you again.

boneless

blindman wrote: »

Try that again and I'll kick you again.

OUCH!!!! You wee bugger....:p