Essex girls (or whatever the Irish equivalent is!)

randylonghorn · 2007-11-20 23:50:35

Essex girl in bed with her boyfriend: "How dare you call me a slapper! Get out of my bed right now, and you can take all your **** mates with you too!" What does an Essex girl say after sex? "So, do you all play for the same team?"

21-11-2007 12:50AM

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Essex girl in bed with her boyfriend: "How dare you call me a slapper! Get out of my bed right now, and you can take all your fucking mates with you too!"

What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"So, do you all play for the same team?"

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#2 21-11-2007 01:27PM

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my cousins English an he told me loads of these.

Whats the difference between an essex boy and an essex girl.

Girl has a higher sp*rm count!

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