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It hurts when I do that

  • 16-11-2007 03:36PM
    #1
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭


    Can any nice person tell me why?


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  • #2
    Dizzyblonde
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 12,110 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dizzyblonde


    It's probably because you didn't warm up first ;)


  • #3
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No... used the hot water bottle first...


  • #4
    Dizzyblonde
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    Must be the angle then...................


  • #5
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,353 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Don't do dat.


  • #6
    boneless
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    But I have to...


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  • #7
    Dizzyblonde
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    If you MUST do it then at least wear the goggles so you don't lose an eye!!


  • #8
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I always wear the goggles... and the knee pads.


  • #9
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Tommy Cooper wrote:
    I went to the doctor the other day,
    I said 'it hurts when I do that'
    he said ' well don't do it'
    You can close the thread now.


  • #10
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,205 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    i hope you oiled yourself up
    beginners always forget the oil


  • #11
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Take it slowly first. Don't go all out at the start... you'll rip something


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  • #12
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    jumping in a pool of vaseline works best


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    hold it carefully, then it won't prick you!


  • #14
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Zippers can be dangerous


  • #15
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    2 stroke wrote: »
    Zippers can be dangerous

    its one of the lessons of life


  • #16
    boneless
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    Maybe if I did it with this...


  • #17
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Thought that's what started the problem in the first place?


  • #18
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,205 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    would you like somebody on the forum to give you a hand, so to speak


  • #19
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    O_o

    You can volunteer if you like, fecked if I am ...


  • #20
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,205 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    O_o

    You can volunteer if you like, fecked if I am ...

    surely you're the most qualified


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    eolhc wrote: »
    would you like somebody on the forum to give you a hand, so to speak
    only if I used one of these
    2203370.jpg


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  • #22
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    or one of these..
    5-suit.jpg


  • #23
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Ah thanks for the offers lads but I have to learn for myself, you know...


  • #24
    Dizzyblonde
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 12,110 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dizzyblonde


    Still hurting?? That's highly irregular, I hope you've informed the relevant authorities.
    Let's hope it doesn't spread or we could be in the grip of an epidemic!!!


  • #25
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Just stop doing it dude. PROBLEM SOLVED.

    CLOSE THREAD.


  • #26
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Just stop doing it dude. PROBLEM SOLVED.
    You actually think that's a solution? :eek:

    Honestly, do you live in the real world? :rolleyes:


  • #27
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    after reading this thread, im not so sure anymore


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    after reading this thread, im not so sure anymore
    But this is the real (tCN) world. ;)


  • #29
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    doing-it-wrong.jpg
    your-doing-it-wrong.jpg
    doinitwrong.jpg
    youre-doing-it-wrong.jpg
    DoingItWrong6.jpg
    wrong2.jpg


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    doingitwrong2.jpg
    5daa1190.jpg
    1150994615148.jpg


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  • #31
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    It's none of them things...:eek:


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