A class act

yomchi · 08-11-2007 01:18PM #1

Lucky Baxterd

A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder.

The pupil's mum had ordered an agency to give her son a "surprise" on his 16th birthday - and the teacher had even agreed to film the prank.

But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram" - in what it called a booking error.

One witness told reporters: "She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.

"Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on."

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

Red Hand · 08-11-2007 01:21PM

A pair of socks was what I got on my 16th birthday.:(

phasers · 08-11-2007 01:44PM

that sounds like my ninth birthday

we had chocolate cake, then the call girls arrived

biko · 08-11-2007 01:48PM

Super sweet 16

ambro25 · 08-11-2007 01:53PM

Sounds like my stag night alright :cool: ... kids these days, they just want to grow up too quickly!

If she didn't b00b-slap him as well, then his Mum should ask for a refund as it therefore wasn't full-service!

LouOB · 08-11-2007 01:57PM

thats a claim

mike65 · 08-11-2007 02:00PM

Youtube anyone?

Mike.

The_B_Man · 08-11-2007 02:06PM

ye search for "16 yoear old boy gets raped in school".

Karoma · 08-11-2007 02:09PM

She did that, then stripped down to her underwear then the teacher put a stop to it? Odds on the teacher being male?

"Niiiice."

L31mr0d · 08-11-2007 02:29PM

what I find funny is if this was a 16 y/o girl and a big greasy chipmunk came in and did this there would be much more of an outrage, but as its a guy its all "lucky him" "wish i had that" ... etc.

cooperguy · 08-11-2007 02:33PM

L31mr0d wrote: »

what I find funny is if this was a 16 y/o girl and a big greasy chipmunk came in and did this there would be much more of an outrage, but as its a guy its all "lucky him" "wish i had that" ... etc.

Thats the age of equality we live in!

Rob_l · 08-11-2007 02:35PM

nice!!

jester77 · 08-11-2007 02:45PM

kids now a days, they don't realise how good they've got it... the only spanking in my day was a ruler across the knuckles

Rob_l · 08-11-2007 02:46PM

jester77 wrote: »

kids now a days, they don't realise how good they've got it... the only spanking in my day was a ruler across the knuckles

I didn't even get spanked in school

now i have to pay a woman to make up for all the spankings i missed

jester77 · 08-11-2007 02:52PM

Rob_l wrote: »

I didn't even get spanked in school now i have to pay a woman to make up for all the spankings i missed

Guess you were not naughty enough

Rob_l · 08-11-2007 02:59PM

jester77 wrote: »

Guess you were not naughty enough

I sure wasn't if only I knew then what i know know I would have got slapped around

Jesus Wept · 08-11-2007 03:40PM

L31mr0d wrote: »

what I find funny is if this was a 16 y/o girl and a big greasy chipmunk came in and did this there would be much more of an outrage, but as its a guy its all "lucky him" "wish i had that" ... etc.

Agreed, lucky him!

kevmy · 08-11-2007 04:41PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhzOD1amluc

MOH · 08-11-2007 06:07PM

Dear diary ... jackpot!

I still don't understand why his mother had booked a guy in a gorilla suit to strip and spank her son.

LadyJ · 08-11-2007 06:10PM

MOH wrote: »

Dear diary ... jackpot!

I still don't understand why his mother had booked a guy in a gorilla suit to strip and spank her son.

Because it's the gift that keeps on giving of course!

Giblet · 08-11-2007 06:26PM

Wonder what happened to the gorilla...

John: "Mick, it's yer stag, we got you something a little special"
Mick: "Ah jaysus, ya didn't get me a stripper lads? The missus will kill me!"
John: "Ah relax, it'll be fine, she's a bit of an animal I hear!"
Gorilla: *grunt*

A class act

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