After sex

Kazobel · 05-11-2007 08:23PM #1

Right just for the laugh, what's the worse phrase you could say/hear straight after sex? I'll start:

wow! ur almost as good as ur da

Pj! · 05-11-2007 08:34PM

"Right, will we start so?"

Kazobel · 05-11-2007 08:38PM

"Is that you son? "

trout · 05-11-2007 08:56PM

I've had better.

How much ?

Stky10 · 05-11-2007 09:18PM

Its as loose as a welly top... I could barely feel a thing....

Kazobel · 05-11-2007 09:20PM

"feck... i'm late for school..."

Pigman II · 05-11-2007 09:23PM

"Can I have some of your chicken?"

miju · 05-11-2007 09:23PM

"bit nutty aren't you"

Photi · 05-11-2007 09:26PM

So, what will we call him?

pretty-in-pink · 05-11-2007 09:29PM

The condom came off :eek:

Karl Hungus · 05-11-2007 09:31PM

You're my wife now!

Tom Dunne · 05-11-2007 09:33PM

Be a pet and nip down and get me another can of Heineken.

Stky10 · 05-11-2007 09:33PM

Whats your name again?.... I must have been really sh*tfaced....

AlmightyCushion · 05-11-2007 09:36PM

[SIZE=-1]Chlamydia t[/SIZE]ag, you're it.

pretty-in-pink · 05-11-2007 09:36PM

I know people who have had to ask someones name afterwards....

Tom Dunne · 05-11-2007 09:39PM

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

I know people who have had to ask someones name afterwards....

Pretty-in-what was it?

Latchy · 05-11-2007 09:40PM

Is that it ? .....

pretty-in-pink · 05-11-2007 09:43PM

tom dunne wrote: »

Pretty-in-what was it?

ha ha,

A couple of mates have had to ask the name after, one (mid shag) said "You're not even fat"

Another called her a taxi home just as he was about to finish, so eager to get rid of her was he.

Stky10 · 05-11-2007 09:44PM

Just as well I didn't notice the huge stretch marks beforehand..... don't think I'd have been able to do it if I had...

Tom Dunne · 05-11-2007 09:46PM

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Another called her a taxi home just as he was about to finish, so eager to get rid of her was he.

I'm just thinking of the mechanics of using a telephone or any device for that matter, just as you are about to finish...... One would have thought the mind would be 100% focussed on the task at hand.

pretty-in-pink · 05-11-2007 09:47PM

Oh, the same guy who said the fat thing, banged some girls head againnst the headboard, she said ouch, he said shut up, I nearly came there, then he called out the wrong name, she asked why, he said cause he had to picture being with someone else to get off.

He only shagged her to get revenge for another girl we know though. The first girl gave the second girls fella head. So he called out the second girls name, and told the first girl that there were more attractive men then her.

I know some lovely people eh?

pretty-in-pink · 05-11-2007 09:48PM

tom dunne wrote: »

I'm just thinking of the mechanics of using a telephone or any device for that matter, just as you are about to finish...... One would have thought the mind would be 100% focussed on the task at hand.

Well he says he was getting ready to dismount, so out came the mobile.....

Tom Dunne · 05-11-2007 09:50PM

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Well he says he was getting ready to dismount, so out came the mobile.....

:eek: Such wonderful imagery.

Was she a horse of a woman?

Kazobel · 05-11-2007 09:58PM

"Erm, I think you got your period love"

smellslikeshoes · 05-11-2007 10:00PM

Snoring noises

Kazobel · 05-11-2007 10:00PM

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Oh, the same guy who said the fat thing, banged some girls head againnst the headboard, she said ouch, he said shut up, I nearly came there, then he called out the wrong name, she asked why, he said cause he had to picture being with someone else to get off.

He only shagged her to get revenge for another girl we know though. The first girl gave the second girls fella head. So he called out the second girls name, and told the first girl that there were more attractive men then her.

I know some lovely people eh?

Classy, you should date him

pretty-in-pink · 05-11-2007 10:13PM

Kazobel wrote: »

Classy, you should date him

Yeah hes a classy guy. Oh yes. Once he's your mate he is fine...but if not, well he can be a bit.....odd.

Hes a horny bugger though, you don't want to get to near him when he is drunk. He manages to persuade girls to play strip games with him etc, all the time. Hot girls. His record (and I know this happened, our house played host to a lot of this) was 4 hot girls, in the underwear, kissing etc, with him as the only guy. I just don't know how he does it I think its cause he plays the handbag quite well, and then boom, he gets girls into theit panties, Or maybe its just the kind of parties my friends tend to get involved in/ instigate

Tom Dunne · 05-11-2007 10:16PM

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Hes a horny bugger though, you don't want to get to near him when he is drunk. He manages to persuade girls to play strip games with him etc, all the time. Hot girls. His record (and I know this happened, our house played host to a lot of this) was 4 hot girls, in the underwear, kissing etc, with him as the only guy. I just don't know how he does it I think its cause he plays the handbag quite well, and then boom, he gets girls into theit panties, Or maybe its just the kind of parties my friends tend to get involved in/ instigate

This man is my hero. He should be on BG+RH.

WetDaddy · 05-11-2007 10:17PM

"Fly, my pretties! FLYYYYYYY!"

Charlie · 05-11-2007 10:20PM

"I like to call it duck butter!"

crosstownk · 05-11-2007 10:21PM

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Yeah hes a classy guy. Oh yes. Once he's your mate he is fine...but if not, well he can be a bit.....odd.

Hes a horny bugger though, you don't want to get to near him when he is drunk. He manages to persuade girls to play strip games with him etc, all the time. Hot girls. His record (and I know this happened, our house played host to a lot of this) was 4 hot girls, in the underwear, kissing etc, with him as the only guy. I just don't know how he does it I think its cause he plays the handbag quite well, and then boom, he gets girls into theit panties, Or maybe its just the kind of parties my friends tend to get involved in/ instigate

Is his name 'God' by any chance. Has he written a book yet.

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