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Ghost Train · 14-10-2007 02:44AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Madness. Nascar looks very dull to me, useless cúnts go round an oval shaped track, I mean, wtf.

Nascar is all about sponsers (and crashing into the wall)

Capt'n Midnight · 14-10-2007 08:59PM

Deleted User wrote: »

The clever part is that you cant see the cables that attatch the cars to the pole in the centre of the circuit. they just floor 'em they don't even need the steer

that's not true
they use big electromagnets nowadays
or they maybe they just edit them out with CGI

Oman · 16-10-2007 05:55PM

warm drinks are better at cooling you down that cold drinks

Matt Holck · 16-10-2007 06:14PM

thanks for the reminding me

Oman · 21-10-2007 11:35AM

if you put a mentos in diet coke it'll shoot up in the air

Capt'n Midnight · 21-10-2007 11:48AM

my cat can't play the violin

Oman · 21-10-2007 12:22PM

my dog can play the drums

Capt'n Midnight · 21-10-2007 01:05PM

The Goon Show wrote:

Chinstrap:
Yes, I… [(just a minute, just a minute my boy,) (to audience) QUIET OUT THERE! Blasted goldfish!!

Bloodnok:
They should wear slippers, you know.]

My goldfish wears slippers.

Capt'n Midnight · 21-10-2007 03:26PM

In the first 800 million digits of PI

Digit Frequency
0 79,999,604,459
1 79,999,983,991
2 80,000,456,638
3 79,999,778,661
4 80,000,238,690
5 79,999,773,551
6 79,999,935,320
7 79,999,775,965
8 80,000,650,170
9 79,999,802,555

And
The 1,241,100,000,000th decimal digit of pi (not counting the initial digit, 3) is 5.

And it's all a load of bollocks because we use a base 10 system , might be more meaning full in other bases ?

Matt Holck · 21-10-2007 05:18PM

looks statistical even
wont solve the irrational the digital base
like an inane google puzzle

Capt'n Midnight · 26-10-2007 10:11PM

This sentence no verb.

Capt'n Midnight · 26-10-2007 10:12PM

Emmo77 · 26-10-2007 10:52PM

Did you know that Adam (from the bible) had no belly button?

Useless Eh?

Matt Holck · 26-10-2007 10:59PM

Rachele is always at odds with the adminstration

Capt'n Midnight · 27-10-2007 12:49AM

Emmo77 wrote: »

Did you know that Adam (from the bible) had no belly button?

That issue still hasn't been settled.

And besides he was left handed.

Matt Holck · 27-10-2007 12:52AM

the printing press may have reversed the picture
single handedly

Silver Shadow · 27-10-2007 05:43PM

An atom is to small to have color.:p

Capt'n Midnight · 27-10-2007 06:14PM

If you dropped a one cent coin from the top of the Empire State Building and it hit you then you wouldn't die because air resistance would slow it down too much.

On the other hand if someone dropped a supertanker and it hit you then you could die

27-10-2007 06:22PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

If you dropped a one cent coin from the top of the Empire State Building and it hit you then you wouldn't die because air resistance would slow it down too much.

On the other hand if someone dropped a supertanker and it hit you then you could die

You'd have to throw it sideways as the top seection is only 4 stories high, even popeye would have difficulty doing that

Matt Holck · 27-10-2007 10:06PM

I was alone end of October 2004
Fires burned out of control in the back country
attop a garage in a studio on the beach in an area they called the war zone
Shutting out the world by running 56k over the phone
Engaged in producing a loan calculator for the web
- " the world is full of programmers " -
My roomate was at her sisters
she was angry when she return 3 days later
that I hadn't bothered to call her

Silver Shadow · 28-10-2007 03:12AM

atop, attoped, attoping, attoper

Latchy · 28-10-2007 03:41AM

I have no useless pieces of information which is of course is of no use or intrest to anybody , not even me .Perhap's i should call back tomorrow .

Silver Shadow · 28-10-2007 03:57AM

You can always look in a dictionary to find useless information.

And if that fails use The GOOGLE!

Matt Holck · 28-10-2007 04:52AM

I could not find a blue faced emocron with a single tear

Silver Shadow · 28-10-2007 05:01AM

The world is 70% and the rest is something else.

Dun laoire · 28-10-2007 11:39AM

I find that when i fit a bullnose step to the hat and scarf method it always looks better rather than fit in 1 piece. More tacks granted but the customer generally is happier with the tucked under all way round look. Anyway it's handier for me.

JIZZLORD · 28-10-2007 12:19PM

2+2=4

28-10-2007 12:27PM

typing "rm -fr * /" is not a good idea on a unix box.

Oman · 28-10-2007 07:50PM

Deleted User wrote: »

typing "rm -fr * /" is not a good idea on a unix box.

90% of people would have tried that

Capt'n Midnight · 28-10-2007 09:08PM

This is also not a good idea

NET user %username% %random%

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