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The PiP and CM fight to the bloody death thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    I'll be waiting :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Relax man, I'm not talking to you

    that was condescending


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Hey I'm old enought to have been your babysitter. .
    kinky


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,572 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    (approx 10 kiddo, if thats not to late)
    * me sets recorder and wonders about pip's milfness *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    offs.

    attention whores the pair of ye.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    general5.jpg
    Sonja = PiP(in green)
    Sub Zero = CM


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    *walks in*
    *walks out and gets popcorn & beer*
    *sits down and waits for the next round*

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    I be waitin'..


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Good I've got a ringside seat.

    Marquess of Queensberry rules

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    The Marquess of Queensberry rules are a code of generally accepted rules in the sport of boxing. They were named so because the 9th Marquess of Queensberry publicly endorsed the code.
    The boxing code was written by John Graham Chambers in 1865 and published in 1867 as "the Queensberry rules for the sport of boxing". This code of rules superseded the Revised London Prize Ring rules (1853), which had themselves replaced the original London Prize Ring rules (1743) of Jack Broughton. This version persuaded boxers that "you must not fight simply to win; no holds barred is not the way; you must win by the rules" (17, sect. 5, pt. 1).
    One early prize fighter who fought under Marquess of Queensberry rules was James (“Jem”) Mace, who won the English heavyweight title under these rules in 1861.
    1. To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a 24-foot ring, or as near that size as practicable.
    2. No wrestling or hugging allowed.
    3. The rounds to be of three minutes' duration, and one minute's time between rounds.
    4. If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner, and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the 10 seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his award in favour of the other man.
    5. A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down.
    6. No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds.
    7. Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest; so that the match must be won and lost, unless the backers of both men agree to draw the stakes.
    8. The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and new.
    9. Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction.
    10. A man on one knee is considered down and if struck is entitled to the stakes.
    11. No shoes or boots with springs allowed.
    12. The contest in all other respects to be governed by revised rules of the London Prize Ring.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Lady Pinkington has informed me that she will be with you in approximately 15 minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    lol :D let's see about that :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    honey im home


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Finally :p I was almost going to have to default win :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    oh I'll never let you win


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    clown bag wrote: »
    kinky

    Hmmm I dunno, one of my old babysitting charges tried to buy me a drink and kiss me a few weeks ago. Couldn't believe he was 18 now......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    you'll never let me win? hmm.. well, I'm starting to get sleepy here.. got some kind of challenge for round 2? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Right so, we'll have to go with worst lies you ever told....first category is breakups


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    well, I've never had to tell a lie in that section.. does that mean I auto win? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    No, it means you lose. You've never lied or bent the truth in a breakup? C'mon man, it was by far the easist option back in my mean 16 year old days


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    C'mon man, it was by far the easist option back in my mean 16 year old days
    0_0

    /makes notes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    actually, I've never had a breakup.. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    So either you've never dated, or your practically married?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Need a ref?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    himself and longhorn are as solid as they come. They have the perfect relationship so thats why cm has never had to lie. They love eachother unconditionally.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Oh, yes, that would be great


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    clown bag wrote: »
    himself and longhorn are as solid as they come. They have the perfect relationship so thats why cm has never had to lie. They love eachother unconditionally.
    Lol! :p:D
    Need a ref?
    Hah! The true owner returns!

    /bows to Lady B!ue


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How about changing the rules to vale tudo? (anything goes, including strikes below the belt!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Need a ref?

    Indeed!

    Round 2 resumes tomorrow. I need sleep.

    Slán,

    CM


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Indeed!

    Round 2 resumes tomorrow. I need sleep.

    Slán,

    CM
    Where the hell was round one :confused:


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