The PiP and CM fight to the bloody death thread

pretty-in-pink

Made a place, just for us to battle it out

pretty-in-pink

I'm waiting............

pretty-in-pink

Come out come out wherever you are......

I won last night, you gonna get beaten again today?

Matt Holck

whatever

pretty-in-pink

Ummm, ok, waiting for CM, we have a battle. But hes not here. Must have scared him. W00t for round two.

Ghost Train

get a room

pretty-in-pink

This is a room, and its to keep teh ass wooping out of the other threads.

arbeitsscheuer

This is the worst TCN thread ever.
And I've seen some cr*p TCN threads, I can tell ya...

Ghost Train

carry on so

challengemaster

Sorry about that, I like to take my time

also I was busy tending with others..

let the games begin!

pretty-in-pink

I declared and won the first round, i do believe the second round is a topic of your choice?

challengemaster

I'll be nice and let you have the topic again

pretty-in-pink

no category? Rly?

Hmmmmm well we covered girls, so boys? cats? silliness?

Agent Smith

...

Wakka Wakka Wakka

pretty-in-pink

Wiki wikki

pretty-in-pink

AS, pick the round, while CM figures out tabbed browsing

pretty-in-pink

Ok, I'm getting bored, I'm leaving for Dublin soon, sooner then I thought. I may see you here later

challengemaster

default win?

tabbed browsing doesnt help. I can only reply to x amount of pm's at once!!

pretty-in-pink

Oh you came back. Mr "I have Pms".
I won 2 already, but go go ahead, whats your area of expertise for today?

challengemaster

you didn't win anything yet

and I don't have PMS, I hope not anyway!! :eek:

area of expertise? hmm.. name something

pretty-in-pink

Ummmm double maths on a Monday morning?

challengemaster

monday? trying to chicken out of today's session?

you:

pretty-in-pink

No no, just trying to think of something you have a lot of experience in

challengemaster

whatever comes to mind, whatever you'd like. feel free to pry away

pretty-in-pink

Its not Q&A or sex ed kiddo, its me wooping your school going butt.

Hey I'm old enought to have been your babysitter. Yeah. How'd you like that? Yeah, no late night, no girls, lights out at 10, no internets. Yes, I think I could like it.

I'd have some of your parents vodka, watch a movie in peace..

challengemaster

heh.. I'm sure you could come up with better punishment than that!


and don't be so sure I would go without a fight




ps. I can't even remember having a baby-sitter, so

pretty-in-pink

Yeah well I've babysat kids older tehn you (old as that makes me feel), and I always got my way then. Yup, no supper, lights out, no internets and hey, i might give your da one. lol
(and then I'd be your step-mum, scared yet?)

Matt Holck

if I say yes

will you stop?

pretty-in-pink

Matt Holck wrote: »

if I say yes

will you stop?

Relax man, I'm not talking to you

challengemaster

not a hope Pip because trust me, There's not a hope of you giving him anything

everyone's different, and you're going to have a very hard time if you think you can get your way with me that easy

pretty-in-pink

I have some things to do, but I shall plot and upon my return (approx 10 kiddo, if thats not to late) i shall kick your ass

challengemaster

I'll be waiting

Matt Holck

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Relax man, I'm not talking to you

that was condescending

Dirk Gently

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Hey I'm old enought to have been your babysitter. .

kinky

Capt'n Midnight

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

(approx 10 kiddo, if thats not to late)

* me sets recorder and wonders about pip's milfness *

Nevyn

offs.

attention whores the pair of ye.

monkeyfudge

Star Lord

Sonja = PiP(in green)
Sub Zero = CM

*walks in*
*walks out and gets popcorn & beer*
*sits down and waits for the next round*

challengemaster

I be waitin'..

Good I've got a ringside seat.

Marquess of Queensberry rules

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The Marquess of Queensberry rules are a code of generally accepted rules in the sport of boxing. They were named so because the 9th Marquess of Queensberry publicly endorsed the code.
The boxing code was written by John Graham Chambers in 1865 and published in 1867 as "the Queensberry rules for the sport of boxing". This code of rules superseded the Revised London Prize Ring rules (1853), which had themselves replaced the original London Prize Ring rules (1743) of Jack Broughton. This version persuaded boxers that "you must not fight simply to win; no holds barred is not the way; you must win by the rules" (17, sect. 5, pt. 1).
One early prize fighter who fought under Marquess of Queensberry rules was James (“Jem”) Mace, who won the English heavyweight title under these rules in 1861.

1. To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a 24-foot ring, or as near that size as practicable.
2. No wrestling or hugging allowed.
3. The rounds to be of three minutes' duration, and one minute's time between rounds.
4. If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner, and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the 10 seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his award in favour of the other man.
5. A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down.
6. No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds.
7. Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest; so that the match must be won and lost, unless the backers of both men agree to draw the stakes.
8. The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and new.
9. Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction.
10. A man on one knee is considered down and if struck is entitled to the stakes.
11. No shoes or boots with springs allowed.
12. The contest in all other respects to be governed by revised rules of the London Prize Ring.

monkeyfudge

Lady Pinkington has informed me that she will be with you in approximately 15 minutes.

challengemaster

lol let's see about that

pretty-in-pink

honey im home

challengemaster

Finally I was almost going to have to default win

pretty-in-pink

oh I'll never let you win

pretty-in-pink

clown bag wrote: »

kinky

Hmmm I dunno, one of my old babysitting charges tried to buy me a drink and kiss me a few weeks ago. Couldn't believe he was 18 now......

challengemaster

you'll never let me win? hmm.. well, I'm starting to get sleepy here.. got some kind of challenge for round 2?

pretty-in-pink

Right so, we'll have to go with worst lies you ever told....first category is breakups

challengemaster

well, I've never had to tell a lie in that section.. does that mean I auto win?

pretty-in-pink

No, it means you lose. You've never lied or bent the truth in a breakup? C'mon man, it was by far the easist option back in my mean 16 year old days