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  • #302
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    On June 10, 1940, Marcus Garvey the Black nationalist read his obituary in the Chicago Defender which described him as "broke, alone and unpopular". Apparently as a result, Garvey suffered a stroke and died.


  • #303
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    Grass is normally green.
    No it's not, it's just looks that colour.


    99.9% of the people of the world alive on the 11/10/1907 are dead now.Popultion at the time was 1.7 billion,you do the math.


  • #304
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    capt midnight has written 16453 posts on boards. Does he ever go out?


  • #305
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    dubtom hails from Dublin, and is called Tom.


  • #306
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    The rigg has one chip and one chair, doesnt sleep much, and didnt tell me how old he was!


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  • #307
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    is wrong, I sleep plenty! :D


  • #308
    HAPPYGIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    Whiskey in coffee makes you drunk. :D


  • #309
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    not just drunk, an alert drunk!! mega fun for those around you. :D


  • #310
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Skinny people can get drunk for less money than fat people.

    Supermodels probably get plastered just walking past the pub and taking a deep breath :D

    bac_chart.gif


  • #311
    monosharp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,981 ✭✭✭monosharp


    Dogs can't look up


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  • #312
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    monosharp wrote:
    Dogs can't look up

    what if they had a periscope??


  • #313
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    The-Rigger wrote:
    what if they had a periscope??
    They wouldn't have the opposable thumbs needed to operate it
    dogs = lose


  • #314
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    tman wrote:
    They wouldn't have the opposable thumbs needed to operate it
    dogs = lose

    What if a humanoid set the periscope up for them?


  • #315
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Skinny people can get drunk for less money than fat people.

    Supermodels probably get plastered just walking past the pub and taking a deep breath :D

    bac_chart.gif
    That's for Americans :(
    Weaker beer and 12oz is not the 20oz we have in our pints.
    So quite useless on this side of the pond - perfect for the thread.


  • #316
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Hemorrides or piles to those in the cheap seats,are *ucking painfull..........aparently.


  • #317
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    did u knoe that 1+1=Dolemite?
    Its true, the things u just dont knoe man...
    DID you know? Dolemite was actually a martian.
    And martians are made out of chocolate!
    The chocolate conspiracy grows unabated
    Chocolate is the leading cause of death in pandas, causing 1,200,000 such death per year
    Pandas+Chocolate=Dolemite
    1=Chocolate^Panda
    1-1=Chocolate-Panda
    Pandas-Chocolate/Dolemite=0
    Dolemite clearly cannot handle the chocolaty panda wrath when Pandas survive the delicious attacks
    He can if you add cranberries to the right side of the equation
    Pandas-Chocolate+cranberries/Dolemite=light
    You are the light!
    I am a panda
    Panda-Chocolate+cranberries/Dolemite=light=pandas
    Cranberries=1
    light=.5
    Dolemite why you be hatin'?


  • #318
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    eyebrows keep the shower water from going into your eyes

    Andrea Potts


  • #319
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    That's for Americans :(
    Weaker beer and 12oz is not the 20oz we have in our pints.
    So quite useless on this side of the pond - perfect for the thread.

    :eek::D


  • #320
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,151 ✭✭✭ciano1


    I like to punch toast


  • #321
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I like to eat toast.


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  • #322
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    It is possible to lick your elbow


  • #323
    dubtom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    star-pants wrote: »
    It is possible to lick your elbow
    your welcome to anytime, if your a girl.


  • #324
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    dubtom wrote: »
    your welcome to anytime, if your a girl.

    Reported for sexism! :mad:


  • #325
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Reported for sexism! :mad:

    Reported for gheyism :D


  • #326
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Reported for gheyism :D


    Reported for the hell of it!


  • #327
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Reported for gheyism :D

    Reported for closet-ism! :mad:


    Evidence:
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I agree, I like the 20 min break, I manage to fit everything I need to do in a given day into that break.
    randylonghorn wrote: »
    :eek: PLEASE don't share, Rig!!! :eek:
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I was reffering to getting ones affairs and living space in order.

    I wasn't referring to masterbation, which I do during the other 1420 minutes of the day, often while reading yore posts.
    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Ah, dude! Well done! I knew you would come out of the closet eventually! :D



    I'm really starting to like Multi-quote! \o/


  • #328
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    you
    can
    get
    carried
    away
    with
    nested
    quotes
    sometimes
    .


  • #329
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,882 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Deleted User wrote: »
    you...
    impressive

    nascar is the second most popular sport in the US in terms of tv ratings


  • #330
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    eolhc wrote: »
    impressive

    nascar is the second most popular sport in the US in terms of tv ratings

    Madness. Nascar looks very dull to me, useless cúnts go round an oval shaped track, I mean, wtf.


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  • #331
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Madness. Nascar looks very dull to me, useless cúnts go round an oval shaped track, I mean, wtf.

    The clever part is that you cant see the cables that attatch the cars to the pole in the centre of the circuit. they just floor 'em they don't even need the steer ;)


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