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  • #122
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Well, look at it this way, Damo, your new metal mickey has brought some old habitués back to the Nest ... you've achieved something!

    Besides, CM is all set to bring Red's dog lead up with him to the Hallowe'en Beers, clip it on and parade you round by it. Probably the biggest thrill you'll get this side of Christmas! :D
    agent smith wrote:
    wont somebody Please think of the children???
    We are ... we're just sorting out a new toy for CM. ¬_¬


  • #123
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    dirty.......

    cm breaks his toys. maybe we should just tie him up, and leave him by the radiator?


  • #124
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    or by a window...

    My costume is gonna be cool, it's original and it's not and I am so up for the dog leash thing on damo!


  • #125
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Look, we all know CM wants any excuse to get near my penis, hell, he even started a thread dedicated to it! But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to break his fragile lil heart and make the following announcement:

    *ahem*

    Anyone that attempts to come near my piercing, without full consent from me, will face the full wrath of El Diablo...

    Was bad enough getting kneed in it at the weekend, that was ok because it was accidental.

    *brainwave* If I arrive after 9pm, CM will already have been thrown out of the pub! :D

    But Rach, you should know better!


  • #126
    challengemaster
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    pretty-in-pink wrote:
    cm breaks his toys.
    It's not my fault they cant do EVERYTHING! :p:o


    RLH: change it? why ever would I do that? :p;)


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  • #127
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    pretty-in-pink wrote:
    dirty.......

    cm breaks his toys. maybe we should just tie him up, and leave him by the radiator?
    Ssssh!! Don't mention tying him up, ffs, you'll set him off again ... and his mother is getting sick and tired of having to wash 4 pairs of boxers for him every day! :rolleyes:


  • #128
    challengemaster
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    DamoElDiablo wrote:
    Look, we all know CM wants any excuse to get near my penis, hell, he even started a thread dedicated to it! But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to break his fragile lil heart and make the following announcement:

    *ahem*

    Anyone that attempts to come near my piercing, without full consent from me, will face the full wrath of El Diablo...
    because you look oh so scary.. :rolleyes: :p Sorry to break your heart, but I've better things(people) on my mind ;)
    Was bad enough getting kneed in it at the weekend, that was ok because it was accidental.
    haha! you knob-end!
    *brainwave* If I arrive after 9pm, CM will already have been thrown out of the pub! :D
    You? A brainwave? what.. lies.


  • #129
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    DamoElDiablo wrote:
    Anyone that attempts to come near my piercing, without full consent from me, will face the full wrath of El Diablo...
    LOL ... he's well taller than you, Damo ... not that that's ... nvm! ¬_¬


  • #130
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    damo, you don't do anger and wrath, you sulk.


  • #131
    challengemaster
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    randylonghorn wrote:
    Ssssh!! Don't mention tying him up, ffs, you'll set him off again ... and his mother is getting sick and tired of having to wash 4 pairs of boxers for him every day! :rolleyes:
    :o

    atleast there's no leather this time! :o


    lol also, maybe I'll be looking down on the "wrath" of Tiny El Diablo


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  • #132
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    challengemaster wrote:
    lol also, maybe I'll be looking down on the "wrath" of Tiny El Diablo

    roflmao, you're talkin like you been there kid!


  • #133
    challengemaster
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    Le Rack wrote:
    roflmao, you're talkin like you been there kid!
    Thank god I wasn't though.. poor unfortunate you! :D


  • #134
    Star Lord
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    CM I will jump up and headbutt you in your prepubescent goolies my friend...


  • #135
    challengemaster
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    I don't want your head!!! :p


  • #136
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    DamoElDiablo wrote:
    CM I will jump up and headbutt you in your prepubescent goolies my friend...
    challengemaster wrote:
    I don't want your head!!! :p
    So you want his butt instead?!! :p

    Truth will out! ^_^


  • #137
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    cm and damo.....

    looks like you're dumped rlh


  • #138
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    pretty-in-pink wrote:
    cm and damo.....

    looks like you're dumped rlh
    Ah, wtf, been there, done them, got the notches on the bedpost!! ¬_¬






    Hmm ... I really am going to have to stop being such a smartarse, or what little rep I have left will be in tatters! :-D


  • #139
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    notches you say? hmmmm I would have thought you'd have a more unique way of keeping track of that kind of thing. I don't have a bedpost


  • #140
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Well, I'm damn well not notching my personal "post" to keep score. I'm no Damo!


  • #141
    challengemaster
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    randylonghorn wrote:
    Ah, wtf, been there, done them, got the notches on the bedpost!! ¬_¬
    yeah yeah.. and those ****e handcuffs broke too! lucky thing the *shop aint too far! :p




    Hmm ... I really am going to have to stop being such a smartarse, or what little rep I have left will be in tatters! :-D
    what exactly would that be, now?


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  • #142
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    challengemaster wrote:
    yeah yeah.. and those ****e handcuffs broke too! lucky thing the *shop aint too far! :p
    Shoite, yeah, I'd forgotten that! Pity you couldn't actually put your clothes on before heading over there. That Italian girl in the restaurant on the corner asked me the last day how my "shin-ger friend" was. I didn't know who she meant for a minute, but when she started to laugh and wiggled her little finger at me, I knew she meant you! :p
    challengemaster wrote:
    what exactly would that be, now?
    >_>

    OK, I'll give you that one!


  • #143
    challengemaster
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    randylonghorn wrote:
    Shoite, yeah, I'd forgotten that! Pity you couldn't actually put your clothes on before heading over there. That Italian girl in the restaurant on the corner asked me the last day how my "shin-ger friend" was. I didn't know who she meant for a minute, but when she started to laugh and wiggled her little finger at me, I knew she meant you! :p
    she obviously moved it in an 'ass wipe with towel' movement?


  • #144
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    challengemaster wrote:
    she obviously moved it in an 'ass wipe with towel' movement?
    I don't think anything I could add would make that post any worse (better?) so I'm just going to let it sit without comment ...

    except :rolleyes: !


  • #145
    Star Lord
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    challengemaster wrote:
    she obviously moved it in an 'ass wipe with towel' movement?

    I'm fascinated and repulsed...

    CM please demonstrate!

    What way DO you wiggle your little finger that makes it an "ass wipe with towel" movement?


  • #146
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lol! I don't believe it, Damo ... you actually quietened him! :D


  • #147
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    He has homework.........


  • #148
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Oh, he was on when Damo posted that, and has been on since ... no, for once he didn't have a smart answer on the tip of his tongue! It only happens once in a blue moon, but we all enjoy it when it does ... :D


  • #149
    challengemaster
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    randylonghorn wrote:
    Oh, he was on when Damo posted that, and has been on since ... no, for once he didn't have a smart answer on the tip of his tongue!
    thats what you think... like PiP says.. I had homework.. *ahem*
    in a blue moon
    close.. but no dice!


  • #150
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    challengemaster wrote:
    thats what you think... like PiP says.. I had homework..
    Fine, we believe you ... so answer Damo's question now then! :D
    DamoElDiablo wrote:
    I'm fascinated and repulsed...

    CM please demonstrate!

    What way DO you wiggle your little finger that makes it an "ass wipe with towel" movement?


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  • #151
    challengemaster
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    well you see, you wiggle it about, and then work it into a clever manipulated start to this dance

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU


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