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How long is Damo's...

  • 02-10-2007 01:20PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭


    How long exactly is damo's piercing?

    (randylonghorn wont ask, he's too scared so I'm doing it..)

    but! lets make a competition of it! everyone guess, then damo announces the winner, and what they win!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    |
    | <---this long


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    about as long as a piece of string


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    -_-

    Its a ring.

    The metal of the ring is 2.4mm thick. The diameter, I'm not sure.

    Topic closed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    How long exactly is damo's piercing?

    (randylonghorn wont ask, he's too scared so I'm doing it..)
    WTF??!!!!

    I'll put a ring through yours when I get my hands on you, you little cnut, and tie you by it to the back of the Slattery's non-stop bus to London! :p:D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    SIZE matters?!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I'll put a ring through yours when I get my hands on you, you little cnut, and tie you by it to the back of the Slattery's non-stop bus to London! :p:D
    Actually ... there's a better idea! I'll just give the chain to you, B!ue, and you can put smacht on the cnut instead! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    How about you all STOP thinking/talking about the contents of my pants instead?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    methinks damo wont be posting in the 'in my pants' thread for a while :D:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    you know, I'm dying right


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Imagine the embarrassment of dying incorrectly!!! :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Imagine the embarrassment of dying incorrectly!!! :o
    Imagine the embarrassment of dying from having a metal thing stuck through yer lad :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    How about you all STOP thinking/talking about the contents of my pants instead?
    Sez the guy who has 71 posts in the "In my pants" thread! :p

    And believe me, some of us don't want to think about it ... never did, actually, but even less now! >.<
    Imagine the embarrassment of dying from having a metal thing stuck through yer lad :p
    Oh, I'd hate you to have to strain your brain imagining ....

    /picks up hammer and a rusty 6 inch nail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Sez the guy who has 71 posts in the "In my pants" thread! :p
    You went through n counted them???:eek: stalker!!!

    Oh, I'd hate you to have to strain your brain imagining ....

    /picks up hammer and a rusty 6 inch nail
    Bere try this instead *passes a mallet and a rusty chisel*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    You went through n counted them???
    Pfft! ... you haven't figured out yet that the Boards server will do it for you, if you ask it nicely? Some computer whizkid you are! :p
    Bere try this instead *passes a mallet and a rusty chisel*
    Ah, thanks, that might work better all right ... I was never great at hitting nails into a small target!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    I was never great at hitting nails into a small target!

    So that explains the lack of sexual activity :D:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Nah, dude, reason I could never hit a nail straight is coz I was never used to handling anything that short / thin ... or having to apply an additional unrelated force to it ... :p


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    What are you lads talking about?:o Sounds like S&S forum material?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    In the case of CM and Randy I think that's Spanking & Sodomy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Spanking & Sodomy...
    Well, we can all see how YOUR mind works ... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Just cuz I'm mentally scarred after walking in on you two before :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    No, you're mentally scarred coz you let some dude stick a steel ring through your (real) brain! :p





    ... and you begged us to let you play, as i recall! >_>


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    -_-

    Its a ring.

    The metal of the ring is 2.4mm thick. The diameter, I'm not sure.

    Topic closed.

    You must really enjoy going through airport securty...*beep*
    "please remove all metal objects and go through again".....*beep*
    *gets handheld scanner* up....down *beep* :o

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    No, you're mentally scarred coz you let some dude stick a steel ring through your (real) brain! :p





    ... and you begged us to let you play, as i recall! >_>
    jaysus boy ye'd know ye'd never had sex with someone with a genital piercing, or have heard any of the stories bout em....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Le Rack wrote:
    jaysus boy ye'd know ye'd never had sex with someone with a genital piercing, or have heard any of the stories bout em....
    Or ... I could just be pulling the pish out of Señor El Diablo? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Le Rack wrote:
    jaysus boy ye'd know ye'd never had sex with someone with a genital piercing, or have heard any of the stories bout em....

    shhhhh... the kids are having fun...;)
    No, you're mentally scarred coz you let some dude stick a steel ring through your (real) brain!:p
    Its titanium... and because of that I dont think I'll get to play that game with airport security :( That would have been fun though! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    the worst bit is when it clangs off yer teeth for the first time, it's hardly somewhere you'd be used to finding metal, let alone metal thats gonna go in your mouth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    yep because everyone is used to finding metal on someones body.. somewhere.. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    :D
    Don't think I didn't notice that sly edit! :p
    Le Rack wrote:
    the worst bit is when it clangs off yer teeth for the first time, it's hardly somewhere you'd be used to finding metal, let alone metal thats gonna go in your mouth!
    I'll take your word for it, Damo isn't my type ... ;)
    yep because everyone is used to finding metal on someones body.. somewhere.. :rolleyes:
    Given up wearing that cockring, have you? I told you it was stunting your growth ... well, it was obvious something was!! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    getting me confused with damo now..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Oh, the two of you are confused all right, but I'll leave ye to straighten one another out. The last place I want to be is in the middle between the two of ye! :eek:


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