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Capt'n Midnight · 20-09-2007 09:28PM

Oman wrote:

luigi is mario's brother

But mario isn't luigi's brother.

It's a long story involving a Jewish barber and a visit to A&E

Oman · 20-09-2007 09:34PM

noo my life is ruined

Matt Holck · 24-09-2007 06:47AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UVVBctvylU

Capt'n Midnight · 24-09-2007 09:45PM

If you live in a house with south facing walls, any passing bear you see will be white.

echter · 27-09-2007 09:05PM

years ago i could pick up my neighbours baby monitor on my radio, sometimes the guards too.

Capt'n Midnight · 27-09-2007 09:45PM

Breathing uranium hexafluoride makes your voice sound deeper.

But since it decomposes in the presence of moisture releasing corrosive Hydrogen Fluoride all anyone would hear would be deep screaming.

randylonghorn · 28-09-2007 12:10AM

Oman wrote:

If you take the Es out of pee you'd be left with p which still sounds the same so why put the es in in the first place

Coz too many Es make you pee more!

28-09-2007 08:39AM

The odeometer on my car has just registered "111111" just another 888889 miles to go before it goes round the clock.

Oman · 28-09-2007 01:32PM

randylonghorn wrote:

Coz too many Es make you pee more!

randylong horn made a funny

Matt Holck · 28-09-2007 05:04PM

keep yourself hydrated

BenDoverPlz · 28-09-2007 05:31PM

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Matt Holck · 29-09-2007 04:46AM

The 5 phases of the moon are

Full
Gibbous (3/4)
Half
Quarter
New

Matt Holck · 29-09-2007 05:04AM

That's only half a cycle
The full cycle wold have 8 phase

Full
Gibbous (3/4)
Half
Quarter
New
Quarter (from the other side)
Half
Gibbous

Matt Holck · 29-09-2007 05:06AM

That's a good point
if the quarters are not counted
There would be 4 phases of the moon

Full
Half
New
Half (from the other side)

Oman · 29-09-2007 03:35PM

Aliens do really exist

go back to your own planet freak

TheNumpty · 30-09-2007 11:44PM

The plastic bit at the end of a shoelace is called an aglet.

Oman · 03-10-2007 10:59PM

pinkey from pinkey and the brain isnt very pink at all

Capt'n Midnight · 03-10-2007 11:35PM

Douglas Adams

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until a drop of blood forms on your forehead.

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.

My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.

Oman · 03-10-2007 11:40PM

great someone had to go all fancy

Oman · 06-10-2007 08:36PM

if you take the e out of pie you get pi which still sounds the same but this pi=3.141592654 and is much nicer to eat

Matt Holck · 07-10-2007 07:34PM

# color azure; "Morning azured the village"
# of a deep somewhat purplish blue color similar to that of a clear October sky; "October's bright blue weather"
# a light shade of blue
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

JohnnyStones · 07-10-2007 07:43PM

It is impossible to lick your own elbows!!!
Got ahead try it i bet you can't!!

:cool: :cool:

Oman · 07-10-2007 08:24PM

JohnnyStones wrote:

It is impossible to lick your own elbows!!!
Got ahead try it i bet you can't!!

:cool: :cool:

already posted and proven you can

07-10-2007 10:41PM

That useless piece of junk you cleared out last week, will turn out the be the only thing that will get your lawnmower working next spring.

Capt'n Midnight · 07-10-2007 11:24PM

humans were not the first species on this planet to build a nuclear reactor

08-10-2007 12:09AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

humans were not the first species on this planet to build a nuclear reactor

But they are likely to be the last.;)

Capt'n Midnight · 08-10-2007 10:13PM

.bv is the tld of the island in the Alien Vs. Predator film.
No one lives on or within 2,000 km of the island.

.pn is the tld of Pitcairn Island. In 1997 almost the entire adult population earlier rebelled against Tom Christian who ran the .pn tld.
http://www.iana.org/reports/pn-petition-02sep99.jpg
Then in 2004 1/8th of the population living on the island were convicted of sex offenses mainly against underage girls.:mad: I can't find the result of the trials of a similar number of others who had left the island.

Pitcairn public prosecutor Simon Moore

Oman · 10-10-2007 11:23PM

big ben is actually the bell and not the clock

Capt'n Midnight · 10-10-2007 11:28PM

if you count the digits of PI after the decimal place,
3.14 etc. in first place is the digit 1
and in 79,873,884th place are the digits 79873884 :eek:

Capt'n Midnight · 11-10-2007 12:58AM

Lal Bihari, the founder and president of the Association of the Dead (Uttar Pradesh Mritak Sangh) which is a northern Indian pressure group that seeks to reclaim the legal rights of the falsely dead, was "dead" from 1976 to ?1994 (or 2004)

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