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Weird things ya see... Say 'Okaay' and move on..

  • 08-09-2007 04:35PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭


    Couple of mates and me were talking about this last night over a few drinks.
    Did you ever see something REALLY Bizarre, Odd or just down right strange..... and just kind of accept them as freaky and move on lol :rolleyes:

    I'll loads but i'll give ya two recent examples.

    - A few weeks ago was the anniversary of a friend of my who died in a crash last year.
    Me and another mate were walking into the funeral home near our college to collect some flowers and stuff that had been sent there by accident. As we were walking in..... A Clown, yes a CLOWN in full costume was walking back out. Me and my mate just looked at each other pissing ourselfs laughing and just went Oooookkkkkkaaaaayyyyy lol :confused:

    - Last weekend i was in Total Fitness in CastleKnock on my lunchbreak. Anyways, i went into the men's toilets located in the blokes changing rooms. Closed the door of the cubical.... and hanging on the back of the door was an empty female 'Bra and Panty' packet from tesco :eek: . I was well freaked out lol

    My mate james had the singles best one i've ever heard tho.
    He was visiting his Grandmother in a elderly home and went to used the toilet in the main lobby were everyone kindof gathers to watch tv and stuff. Anyways in the toilet wastebin was an empty durex wrapper lol :p
    Randy Pensioners!!! lol :cool:

    Anyone got more...?


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    can't think of any but good thread btw! :)

    funny about the clown and the funeral home... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,275 ✭✭✭wba88


    ha those are good. trying to think now. good idea for a thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 ✭✭✭✭Clare Bear


    Great idea for a thread! Damnit I've had loads of those kind of moments and can't think of any now, good one!:rolleyes: They might come back to me. That's gas about the clown though!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭KilbarrackBlows


    What i thought was two birds kissing near the dart station
    but as i walked past i noticed it was 2 long haired guys ! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    I havent sen anything in person but was watching jerry speinger today and some guy came out and ripped his shirt off in a jerry jerry jerry moment and had one breast.

    Was like eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, okaaaaaaaay!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    good thread this.
    standing outside in the que for the vic pub in the middle of tramore think it was last year and a sheep comes belting up the road at top speed. not that weird but we thought it was hilarious.

    at a house session before and some guy who no one knew turned up with one side of his body and face painted blue.

    i know i have more but cant remember em!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    when i was in boston there three months ago, i was walking down beside boston commons and saw 7 fat guys in elvis jump suits dressed up like elvis.

    i thought i was in GTA.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Guaranga!!

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Gekko


    When I was in uni, living in a student house, I was eating my dinner one evening in front of the TV.

    Happened to look out the window - I lived on the corner of a road opposite a pub - and there was a random naked guy running up the street.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,214 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    walked into a cinema screen where a kids film had just finished to see in the front row a couple of teenages one on her knees giving the guy a BJ.... i left very quickly..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    The back garden of my parents house faces onto the towns local tennis courts. One morning I woke up to see a cow running around the courts, being chased by two very distressed farmers. Very odd.

    Also, while studying in the library in uni one day, I looked out and saw a certain unliked boards member (not naming any names) running beside the patch, on the grass, flapping his arms like a bird. Again, very odd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,021 ✭✭✭LadyE


    The back garden of my parents house faces onto the towns local tennis courts. One morning I woke up to see a cow running around the courts, being chased by two very distressed farmers. Very odd.

    Also, while studying in the library in uni one day, I looked out and saw a certain unliked boards member (not naming any names) running beside the patch, on the grass, flapping his arms like a bird. Again, very odd

    Thats hilarious - something I would have liked to have seen! :D

    Dont think Ive seen anything too odd.

    I feel Ive lived a sheltered life ;):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Was once in the mcdonalds in o connell street with three other friends.

    We went to the men's toilet, we heard noises from the cubicle.
    A second the guard at mcdonalds arrives into the toilet jumps up onto the cubicle wall and begins shouting at two skangers who were in there telling them to leave.
    They leave at seperate times, the first was a female skanger then her boyfriend who was on his mobile leaves a second later saying "It's so hard to get a blowjob nowadays"


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The back garden of my parents house faces onto the towns local tennis courts. One morning I woke up to see a cow running around the courts, being chased by two very distressed farmers. Very odd.

    What were you doing sleeping in your parents back garden?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Also, while studying in the library in uni one day, I looked out and saw a certain unliked boards member (not naming any names) running beside the patch, on the grass, flapping his arms like a bird. Again, very odd

    did you go to UL? if so i know who you mean and i've seen that paticular spectacle a few times.
    Never ceases to amaze me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    A couple of weeks ago an old fella (must have been 70 at least) passed by me on the street in a dress and a blonde wig. He was the worst transvestite ever, he looked like an old labourer with massive builders hands in a wig (the hands are always the giveaway for a trannie).


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,691 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    working in a cinema years ago decided i needed a pee. Was in the staff area so said feck it i will go to staff toilet even for the peace. (it was busy in the cinema so all the staff were on the floor) Opened the door and 2 of the blokes were there. As i walked in all i could hear was "could you imagine if someone walked in right now"

    I saw one of them on his knees cleaning a stain out of the crotch of the other guy's trousers. Note they werent having sex or cleaning up after sex (they're both straight btw and they didnt look they were after having some fun together) but it was the most bizarre thing i ever saw!

    I turned and walked!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭Besprechen


    daydreaming in a boring lecture looking out the window i saw an old lady squatting in the grounds of sligo RTC a few years back now, think she was from the local "hospital"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    Was on the bus to Blessington. We saw a red car in front of us. It was very old. After a while, my friend shouts at me to look behind and we see the car stopped behind us with one of the front wheels missing.

    Another time, I missed it but my friend said he saw some woman in a dress standing barefoot on Grafton Street.


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    joe robot wrote:

    funny about the clown and the funeral home... :D

    Probably went to say goodbye to an old joke! :D "boom-Boom"

    Anyway, saw an Ice cream van tip over on it's side after failing to go round a sharp bend. people from all around stripped it in seconds and a clown (street entertainer) directed traffic around the scene.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Someone sh*tting in a urinal, trousers and boxers at his ankles.

    funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,219 ✭✭✭oneweb


    A couple of weeks ago an old fella (must have been 70 at least) passed by me on the street in a dress and a blonde wig. He was the worst transvestite ever, he looked like an old labourer with massive builders hands in a wig (the hands are always the giveaway for a trannie).
    I was on the Luas (unsual in itself) and as we were pulling up to a City Centre stop, we passed a stubble-faced guy dressed with a bright blonde wig, blue tights and dorothy-red shoes, made me smile anyway, fair play to him :)

    There was another guy leaving the cinema last week wearing bright blue shiny lycra leggings, okaaaaay, aaand move on!

    It is what it's.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    was working in the bar at a secondary school prom. me another fella were leaving crates out the back, we walked out one of the back doors and there was a girl holding her prom dress up over her head and a young fella with his trousers around his ankels, banging away like mad.
    the fella seen us but just continued on, the girl couldn't see a thing with that dress over her head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Recently saw a guy riding a sideways bike around Dollymount... definitely an okaaaaay moment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    I have nothing to add except that this thread had me in stitches.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Driving through clontarf yesterday......a lad, pretty tubby, about 22 years old, walking along with no top on but a schoolbag! haha funniest site ever!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    In St.annes park saw an old woman mid 60s power walking but it was like onely her arms were power walking and her legs were walking...watched her walk the whole way up the main strech trying not to laugh so loaud that shes hear us.

    also in st.annes (that places actually does harbour a fair few random things) me and a mate were in there with two boyfriends and we were jsut sitting in the grass where we noties this fella was slowly circiling us..like going around the trees then randommly stopping in the bushes for 4 minutes just staring out then continuing on his cirlce so me and my friend deb started to get a little bit freaked out as he did this for around an hour but eventually he walked over and asked to borrow a golf ball and just walked off!...pointless but so random!

    also im south africa saw a man walking two wolves on leads!

    and one day in my friends bedroom a bird flew into the window.then kinda realised its glass the flew away after it had collected itsself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,585 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    and one day in my friends bedroom a bird flew into the window.then kinda realised its glass the flew away after it had collected itsself!

    Haha, have seen that happen on more than one occasion. Pretty hilarious all right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭opinionated


    From working in a bar, I have seen a lot of people asleep in toilets...But probably the most time I said "Okaay" was when I was at a nursing home visiting an elderly relation. I remember seeing an old woman in a wheelchair telling her teddy to "shut up" or she would "throw it out the window"...Very much an "Okaay" moment...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,372 ✭✭✭kirving


    Cycling home near the local football pitch about half an hour ago, I saw a guy with no top on, jeans pulled down very low, with both hand down the front, walking beside his girlfriend, who was wearing no shoes!


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